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From Luis Ewing at (253) 226-3741 or or or SUBJECT: LUIS EWING NON-REFUNDABLE CONSULTING FEES SCHEDULE FOR THOSE WHO WANT MORE INFORMATION, BEFORE THEY SPEND ANY MONEY FOR MY NONREFUNDABLE CONSULTING FEES. Hi to everyone, I sorry that I couldn’t answer the phone, but my phone rings off the hook, and I get thousands of e-mails per week on each of my e-mails and I click on the "check-all" button and delete pages after pages at a time "without" ever reading most of them, because I no longer have any TIME to keep up with all of them. I am NOT a WSBA ATTORNEY! I am NOT a "legal provider" as defined by subsection (1)(a) of RCW 2.48.180. I am NOT a "non-lawyer"as defined by subsection (1)(b) of RCW 2.48.180. I am NOT a member of the criminally corrupt "Washington State Bar Association"! I am a "TRIBAL COURT LAWYER" and I will NOT "represent"you in a STATE COURT at this time period. I only work for PRO-SE LITIGANTS who are defending themselves in person without an attorney in the capacity of "OF COUNSEL" and as a "para-legal." My authority to practice law and/or give legal advice and/or prepare and sell legal documents is granted automatically WITHOUT ADMISSION pursuant to RCW 2.48.190, RCW 2.48.170, Subsection (7) of RCW 2.48.180, Washington State Court Rule APR 1.1 and the current Session Law at Sections’ 3275 & 3276 of THE TERRITORIAL CODE OF 1881 which has been UNCHANGED since 1881 pursuant to Parosa v. Tacoma which reads in part: "But the legislature specifically disclaimed any intention to change the meaning of any statute. The compilers of the code were not empowered by congress to amend existing law, and doubtless had no thought of doing so ..." ...the act before us does not purport to amend a section of an act, but only a section of a compilation entitled "REVISED CODE OF WASHINGTON," WHICH IS NOT THE LAW. Such an act purporting to amend only a section of the prima facie compilation leaves the law unchanged. En Banc." PAROSA v. TACOMA, 57 Wn.(2d) 409 (Dec.22, 1960). I do not give free legal advice and I cannot give you a price quote on how much I would charge you or anybody else to do any kind of case, until AFTER I have read all the police reports, criminal complaint, information or indictment and look up the most recent applicable and "on-point" case law that is similar to your situation, therefore, it is an absolute waste of your time and my time to TALK about anything to do with your case until AFTER I have read your entire case file and you must pay my consulting fees in advance if you want me to do that!!!! So if you have a LEGAL QUESTION of any type, please mark your SUBJECT LINE with the following message: ATTN LUIS EWING, PLEASE SEND ME YOUR CONSULTING FEES SCHEDULE and that way I will see your message and NOT DELETE it by accident! Or if you got this E-Mail already, send me a message stating: ATTN: LUIS EWING, I SENT YOUR CONSULTING FEES IN THE MAIL TODAY AND IT SHOULD ARRIVE ON WEDNESDAY or whichever day that it should arrive? When I get your package, I will send you an E-Mail confirming receipt and then you can schedule an appointment to talk to me "if" you have paid for all phone time in "advance."
Note: I am very busy working on many other peoples cases and no longer have any time to answer the phone or make return phone calls to anyone who has not paid my consulting fees in advance and have scheduled an appointment for a phone consultations, after I have confirmed receipt of the funds. THE NON-REFUNDABLE CONSULTING FEES ONLY PAYS ME TO REVIEW YOUR CASE AND GIVE YOU AN ESTIMATE OF HOW MUCH I WOULD CHARGE YOU IF I DECIDE THAT I WANT TO TAKE YOUR CASE PERIOD!!!! YOU DO NOT GET ANY PAPERWORK OR MOTIONS TO DISMISS YOUR CASE FOR MUST MERELY PAYING ME A CONSULTING FEE TO JUST REVIEW YOUR CASE!!!! Nor does anyone get copies of any of my research until I am paid 100% in full. Nor do I guarantee any results in any court period! I need you to provide me the following information: STATE TRAFFIC TICKETS: 1.) A Certified Copy of all traffic tickets or citations. (front & back). 2.) A Certified Copy of the Court Docket or Case Report. Note: You send me "copies" of the "certified copies" and you keep the "originals." _______________________________________ 3.) A copy of the prosecutors complaint or information. 4.) A copy of all police reports. 5.) Your Affidavit & Declaration of everything that happened during traffic stop or arrest. NOTE: 1 TRAFFIC TICKET with 1 statutory violation is 1 case or 1 count! NOTE: 1 TRAFFIC TICKET with 2 or 3 or 4 or more counts or statutory violations is 2 or 3 or 4 or more cases or counts and I will charge you an additional $100.00 to review each additional count or statutory violation CHILD SUPPORT: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time/talk time. CHILD CUSTODY: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time/talk time. FORECLOSURES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. FELONY CHARGES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. FEDERAL CHARGES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 per statute and $1,000.00 per count for each statute or count to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. STATE TAX BOARD ISSUES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 per statute and $1,000.00 per count for each statute or count to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. FEDERAL TAX MATTERS: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 per statute and $1,000.00 per count for each statute or count to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time.
LARGE FILES: Add $1,000.00 for each REAM of paperwork! Please send me "copies" of the following: 1.) Summons 2.) Indictment, Information or Complaint 3.) Contempt Charges & Contempt Order. 4.) Bail Paperwork ***************** NOTE: In order for me to even consider taking your case, you must also send me the following to prove to me that you are not some type of cop or undercover law enforcement officer or IRS SNOOP: 1.) A copy of your Drivers License. 2.) A copy of your Social Security Card 3.) A copy of your current Vehicle Registration NOTE : For those with IRS TAX LIENS you must send me the following additional information so that I can check, cross-check and double check for proper service of the correct paperwork and filing of the proper paperwork within the time limits or statutes of limitation that are applicable under both State and Federal law. The following 3 items are absolutely necessary if you want me to be able to remove your liens: 1.) A CERTIFIED COPY of all NOTICE OF FEDERAL TAX LIEN filings in the OUNTY RECORDERS OFFICE. 2.) A CERTIFIED COPY of your most recent CREDIT REPORT from all 4 CREDIT REPORTING BUREAU'S. 3.) A CERTIFIED COPY of all LIENS filed in the STATE at the UCC FILING DIVISION of the OFFICE of THE SECRETARY OF STATE where you will go in person and fill out a UCC-3 FORM and pay for a STATEWIDE CHCK for ALL NOTICE OF LEVY'S, NOTICE OF LIENS or NOTICES OF FEDERAL TAX IENS that are FILED against you in your STATE. NOTE: IT IS 100% ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE THAT I HAVE CERTIFIED COPIES OF ALL 3 ITEMS LISTED ABOVE OR YOU TAKE THE RISK OF ME NOT BEING ABLE TO GIVE YOU A PROPER CONSULTING AND YOU TAKE THE RISK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO REMOVE YOUR LIENS IF I DO NOT HAVE ALL 3 PROOFS OR EVIDENCES OF IMPROPER FILING OR NO FILING AT ALL!!!! MY CONSULTING FEES ARE AS LISTED BELOW: The following is my consulting fees schedule for reviewing any and/or all paperwork on a single case or 1 count only and "without any phone time," whether it is in State, out of State or a Federal case is as follows: 1.) To review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor traffic ticket for an "in State" case: $300.00 – CASH ONLY! – Add another $200.00 for any serious criminal charge that is not a traffic matter, with NO phone time. Add another $150.00 for 1 hour phone time. a.) For all "In-State defendants," who would like to schedule a personal one on one consultation, that will cost an extra "$60.00 per hour" which must be paid in advance or I will not have the time to talk to you, so either send me by mail or bring $360.00 for the 1st hour with you when you come to see me so that I have time to talk to you when you come by, otherwise just hand the $360.00 to my wife when she
greets you at the door and then just leave me alone for a 4-5 days up to a week or 2 for important cases and then I will call you after I have read your file and finished doing some preliminary research to determine how much I will have to charge you if I am interested in taking your case or not and then I can give you a guestimate of what the price range will be, which will depend on if 1st, you are only interested in staying out of jail, 2nd, or you want your case "dismissed with prejudice," 3rd, you want the case dismissed "without prejudice, 4th, how much you are willing to appeal any of the first 3 options depends on what 1st option you chose, and 5th, if you want to go to jail, try to figure out a way to either pay me later or not at all and I guarantee that you will go to jail for FREE! – $650.00 to review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor that is NOT a traffic matter. 2.) To review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor traffic ticket for an "Out-of-State" case: $600.00 – CASH ONLY! – Add another $100.00 for any serious criminal charge that is not a traffic matter with NO phone time. Add another $150.00 for 1 hour phone time. a.) For "Out-of-State defendants," who would like to schedule a personal one on one consultation on the phone, it will cost you an extra $150.00, so send an extra $150.00 in CASH ONLY when you mail me the $600.00 CASH ONLY, so send me a total of $750.00 CASH ONLY if you want me to call you after I have read your file and finished doing some preliminary research to determine how much I will have to charge you if I am interested in doing your case or not, and then I can give you a guestimate of what the price range will be, which will depend on if 1st, you are only interested in staying out of jail, 2nd, or you want your case "dismissed with prejudice," 3rd, you want the case dismissed "without prejudice, 4th, how much you are willing to appeal any of the first 3 options depends on what 1st option you chose, and 5th, if you want to go to jail, try to figure out a way to either pay me late r or not at all and I guarantee that you will go to jail for FREE! The only "payment plan" that I accept is that you can stretch out your payments as long as you like "before" trial and I must be paid 100% at least 2 months "before trial." If anyone comes up with a reason why they just can’t come up with it now, but hold on "I’m good for it and I will pay you later," I will take that to mean that you fired me and you will get absolutely no paperwork from me, and regardless of how much or how little you have given me, I will NOT refund even 1 penny period! — – $650.00 to review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor that is NOT a traffic matter. 3.) To review any case that is in an "in-State" Superior Court: $1,000.00 – CASH ONLY! Minimum charge is $1,000.00 for 1 count only for each statute violation and another $1,000.00 per count to review no more than an inch of material. (Discounts are available after 4 counts). Plus add "$300.00 per hour" for each hour you plan on talking to me in advance or I will "not" take the call and will respond by E-Mail only! – $1,300.00 total. 4.) To review any Felony charge or any Federal case: $1,000.00 – CASH ONLY! – Minimum charge is $1,000.00 for 1 count only for each statute violation and another $1,000.00 per count to review no more than an inch of material. (Discounts are available after 4 counts). Plus add "$300.00 per hour" for each hour you plan on talking to me in advance or I will "not" take the call and will respond by E-Mail only! – $1,300.00 total. (Note: The above prices apply only if you have less than an inch thick material for me to read.) (If you have up to a ream, add another $1,000.00) (Price is $1,000.00 per ream, so please take exact measurements with a ruler and send me an E-Mail with the exact and proper measurements of how large your file is) (Basically, the price is $1,000.00 for each additional ream of paperwork). WHAT DO YOU GET? ANSWER: 1.) I read all of the above 2.) I pull down a copy and print out the statute or statutes that you are charged with violating from the Internet and read it.
3.) I drive an hour and 15 minutes north to the University of Washington Law Library and/or the Washington State Supreme Court Law Library which is 45 minutes south of me and I photocopy the annotated case law on the statute or statutes you are charged with violating, then I skim through the annotated case quotes, highlight any case quotes that I think sound are applicable or similar to your case and then I go pull and photocopy the entire published opinion and then when I have finished photocopying a couple inches of stuff, I go home and read it all over the next couple of days and although I try to get back to you within 72 hours, it sometimes takes 4 to 5 days on the average or even a week to ten days tops depending how busy I am. 4.) I will provide you with an estimate or price what I would charge to research, read and write legal pleadings or pre-trial motions to dismiss your case. 5.) I do not check phone messages generally for at least a couple days at a time and I only returns phone calls on a priority basis for criminal cases only and even then only if you have a trial date coming up. You will have to be patient and just wait as I am very busy working on other criminal cases. I do not return phone calls for trivial matters like speeding tickets or no seat belt tickets or no insurance tickets unless I have been compensated separately for phone time. NOTE: SOME PEOPLE HAVE MADE THE MISTAKE OF BELIEVING THAT I WOULD DO THERE CASE OR CASES FOR THE PRICE OF THE CONSULTING FEES THAT I CHARGED THEM, SO THIS NOTICE WAS CREATED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THE CONSULTING FEES APPLIES TOWARDS THE COST OF ME DOING ANY WORK ON YOUR CASE OR TOWARDS ANY PAPERWORK. Even after you have hired me, you do not get copies of any of my research, cast list’s or any paperwork until after I am paid 100% in advance first. My CONSULTING FEES only pays me to look at or review your case and I might decide that I am not even interested in doing your case. AND NO, IF I DECIDE THAT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TAKING ON YOUR CASE, I DO NOT GIVE REFUNDS OF THE CONSULTING FEES THAT YOU PAID, NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL! I REQUIRE ALL OF MY CLIENTS TO GIVE ME THE FULL AND COMPLETE DETAILS OF THEIR CASE IN ADVANCE AND IF YOU LEAVE ANYTHING OUT OR IF YOU CASE IS ANY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT YOU TOLD ME OR YOU LIED TO ME AND TOLD ME THAT YOUR CASE IS ONLY ONE (1) CASE BUT REALLY CONTAINS 2 OR 3 OR MORE CASES, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHARGE MORE MONEY AND/OR OFFSET ANY MONEY FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE OR POSITIVE RESULT OBTAINED OR I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DROP YOU AS A CLIENT ALL TOGETHER AT ANY TIME AND NO, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY REFUND SHOULD I DECIDE TO QUIT YOUR CASE BECAUSE EITHER YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THE FULL STORY OR YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT HOW MANY CASE(S) YOU REALLY HAD! I NOT GIVE FREE LEGAL ADVICE PERIOD! I DO NOT GUARANTEE OR PROMISE ANY RESULTS THAT YOU WILL WIN YOUR CASE SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO HIRE ME TO DO YOUR CASE. NO ATTORNEY IN THE YELLOW PAGES WILL GUARANTEE ANYTHING, SO WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO GUARANTEE ANYTHING, UNLESS YOU ARE OFFERING TO PAY ME MORE MONEY THAN YOU WOULD TO AN ATTORNEY???? I do NOT allow anyone to ask for anything or make demands for anything that you could not ask or demand of any attorney period! NOT TO MENTION, IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO GUARANTEE RESULTS IN ANY COURT!!!! My consulting fees only pays me 1st, to "review your case" and 2nd, to "give you an estimate" of what I would charge to write motion or legal briefs for your case.
My minimum charge to write any kind of motion to dismiss any kind of case starts at $1,500.00 plus expenses for criminal traffic tickets and goes up for any serious criminal offense to write any kind of motion to dismiss any kind of case. My minimum charge to write any kind of motion to dismiss any kind of case starts at $2,000.00 plus expenses for criminal traffic tickets and goes up even higher for any serious criminal offense for any "Out-of-State" case as I handle only serious criminal matters and some civil. I do NOT handle small cases, so please do not call me to ask me legal advice for minor issues. (Emphasis added). I am swamped with work and no longer answer my phone as I have no time to screen calls. I try to return calls in 3 to 5 days on the average if I feel it is important. I do not return phone calls to people who call more than once, people who are rude or people who cuss, swear or make threats of any kind period. If you decide to hire me to write Motions to Dismiss or any other legal pleadings for you, the only guarantee that I will make is that you will say that my paperwork is the best that you have ever read whether you win or lose your case. Whether you end up winning or losing your case, you contribute to at least 2 good causes, 1st, you put a State Licensed Bar Attorney out of work and 2nd, you will learn more about the law from reading my pleadings that you would have never learned had you hired a State Licensed Bar Attorney. I DO NOT GUARANTEE ANY RESULTS IN COURT PERIOD. THE ONLY GUARANTEE THAT I WILL GIVE YOU IS THAT I WILL GET 100% OF YOUR MONEY BEFORE YOU GET ANY MOTIONS TO DISMISS AND I DON’T CARE IF YOUR TRIAL IS THIS WEEK AND YOUR MONEY IS COMING NEXT WEEK!!!! No one gets any copies of my research or any case list’s or any motions or any paperwork whatsoever until after I am paid 100% in advance. IF YOU HIRE ME FOR MORE THAN ONE (1) CASE AND YOU OWE ME ANY MONEY FOR ANY SERVICES PERFORMED OR ANY OTHER POSITIVE RESULTS OBTAINED, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO OFFSET ANY MONEY PAID FOR ANOTHER CASE TOWARDS ANY OTHER SERVICE OR POSITIVE RESULT OBTAINED OR UPON REFUSAL TO PAY ANY MONEY, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO QUIT YOU AT ANY TIME FOR NON-PAYMENT OF MONEY OWED WITH OR WITHOUT ANY SIGNED CONTRACT PERIOD! I DO NOT ACCEPT ANY TYPE PAYMENT PROGRAMS, EXCEPT PAYMENT IN ADVANCE!!!! THE ONLY PAYMENT PROGRAM THAT I WILL ACCEPT IS THAT YOU CAN SEND ME PAYMENTS TO GET ME STARTED ON DOING SOMETHING, BUT YOU WILL NOT GET ANY MOTIONS TO DISMISS ANYTHING OR ANY PAPERWORK WHATSOEVER UNTIL AFTER I AM PAID 100% UP FRONT CASH ON THE BARREL HEAD. I DO NOT DO ANYTHING ON AN HOURLY RATE PERIOD! I CHARGE A PERCENTAGE OR PIECE RATE FOR EVERYTHING I DO BASED UPON THE TOTAL VALUE. I DO NOT GIVE ANY FREE LEGAL ADVICE WHATSOVER! I DO NOT DO ANYTHING PRO-BONO! I HOPE THAT IS CLEAR ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY!!!!
Attorneys do NOT give REFUNDS when you pay them a RETAINER and neither do I Please READ and UNDERSTAND the following NOTE regarding the NON-REFUNDABLE nature of a RETAINER when you HIRE an ATTORNEY. NOTE: A "retainer" is a sum of money paid by a client to secure an attorney’s availability to work for a client. The fee paid is considered earned at the time of payment because the attorney is entitled to the money regardless of whether he actually performs any services for the client, and the funds shall not be placed into the attorneys trust account. Baranowski v. State Bar, 154 Cal.Rptr. 752, 593 P.2d 613 (1979); and the Washington State Bar News, Committee Reports, Formal Opinion No. 173. I DO NOT GIVE REFUNDS, NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL! I am the patriots 1 and ONLY legitimate alternative to hiring a State Licensed Bar Attorney, because I am the 1 and ONLY patriot that has a long and well established track record of winning cases in the 80% to 90% range or better at the Pre-Trial Level which less than 2% of ALL attorneys can match! Please send CASH ONLY wrapped in FOIL or COLORED PAPER by FEDERAL EXPRESS, PRIORITY MAIL or UPS to: Luis Ewing c/o 2110 150th Street East, (City of) Tacoma, The State of Washington [98445] PLEASE REQUIRE THAT I HAVE TO SIGN FOR PACKAGE IN ORDER TO RECEIVE THE PACKAGE AND THAT WILL BE YOUR RECEIPT AND PROOF THAT I GOT YOUR MONEY! – If you forget to do this and it goes into my mailbox into the street where any car can drive up to it and steal the money, you will NOT get any consulting done at all if I don’t get the money, because I can’t work for free. Note: Please send an E-Mail with the FEDERAL EXPRESS TRACKING NUMBER and the day, date and time you sent the package so that I can make sure not to leave the house when the truck might arrive. Sincerely Luis Ewing at (253) 226-3741 or or or AUTHORITY TO PRACTICE LAW . . . "WITHOUT ADMISSION" . . . by the WASHINGTON STATE SUPREME COURT: RCW 2.48.190, RCW 26.25.010, RCW 26.26.011 (19), RCW 26.21.005 (19)(a) and RCW 26.21A.005 (21)(a), RCW 26.27.021 (16) & RCW 26.27.041, 18 U.S.C. 1154, 18 U.S.C 1161, 25 U.S.C. 3631, RCW 2.48.170, RCW 2.48.180 (7), APR 1.1 (a), Sections 3275 & 3276 of the Territorial Code of 1881. CAVEAT WITH REMOVAL INSTRUCTIONS HERE: This E-Mail is covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. 2510 to 18 U.S.C. 2521; RCW 9.73.030 (1)(a) and (b). and is legally privileged and you do NOT have my "consent" for forward this e-mail to anyone. The information contained in this E-Mail is intended only for use of the individual or entity named above. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or the employee or attorney or agent responsible to deliver it to the Sendee, please destroy the E-Mail after advising by reply that you erroneously received this E-Mail. The receipt by anyone other than the designated recipient does NOT waive the lawyer or "of-counsel client privilege," nor will it constitute a waiver of the "work-product doctrine." Any information obtained in violation of RCW 9.73.030 is inadmissible in court pursuant to RCW 9.73.050 and further, anyone who forwards this e-mail to anyone else without my express prior "written consent" is liable for civil monetary damages under Washington law pursuant to RCW 9.73.060 and criminal penalties under RCW 9.73.080. The information
contained in this transmission is privileged and confidential and may be hazardous to your preconceptions. FREE DISTRIBUTION: In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed free "only" to those specific recipients listed above who have previously expressed an interest in receiving the information for research and educational purposes and have made a prior request for said information. If the reader of this message is not the intended addressee, the reader is hereby notified that any consideration, dissemination or duplication of this communication is strictly prohibited. RCW 9.73.030 (1)(a)(b)(C); RCW 9.73.050; RCW 9.73.060 and RCW 9.73.080 This message is being sent to you in compliance with the current Federal legislation for commercial e-mail (H.R.417 SECTION101Paragraph (e)(1)(A)) AND Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress. REMOVAL INSTRUCTIONS: This message cannot be considered SPAM as long as it includes: 1) contact information, and 2) a way to be removed from future e-mailings. If this e-mail communication has reached you in error, or should you wish to be permanently removed from the mailing list, please return to the below listed address asking me to remove you to Luis Ewing, 1911 S.W. Campus Drive, #118, Federal Way, Wash. 98023 or call and leave a message with your E-Mail address and request to be removed at (253) 226-3741. Thank you! -Luis Ewing at (253) 226-3741 Email1: [email protected] or Email2: [email protected] or Email3: [email protected] or Email4: [email protected]
Note: I am very busy working on many other peoples cases and no longer have any time to answer the phone or make return phone calls to anyone who has not paid my consulting fees in advance and have scheduled an appointment for a phone consultations, after I have confirmed receipt of the funds. THE NON-REFUNDABLE CONSULTING FEES ONLY PAYS ME TO REVIEW YOUR CASE AND GIVE YOU AN ESTIMATE OF HOW MUCH I WOULD CHARGE YOU IF I DECIDE THAT I WANT TO TAKE YOUR CASE PERIOD!!!! YOU DO NOT GET ANY PAPERWORK OR MOTIONS TO DISMISS YOUR CASE FOR MUST MERELY PAYING ME A CONSULTING FEE TO JUST REVIEW YOUR CASE!!!! Nor does anyone get copies of any of my research until I am paid 100% in full. Nor do I guarantee any results in any court period! I need you to provide me the following information: STATE TRAFFIC TICKETS: 1.) A Certified Copy of all traffic tickets or citations. (front & back). 2.) A Certified Copy of the Court Docket or Case Report. Note: You send me "copies" of the "certified copies" and you keep the "originals." _______________________________________ 3.) A copy of the prosecutors complaint or information. 4.) A copy of all police reports. 5.) Your Affidavit & Declaration of everything that happened during traffic stop or arrest. NOTE: 1 TRAFFIC TICKET with 1 statutory violation is 1 case or 1 count! NOTE: 1 TRAFFIC TICKET with 2 or 3 or 4 or more counts or statutory violations is 2 or 3 or 4 or more cases or counts and I will charge you an additional $100.00 to review each additional count or statutory violation CHILD SUPPORT: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time/talk time. CHILD CUSTODY: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time/talk time. FORECLOSURES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. FELONY CHARGES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! – Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. FEDERAL CHARGES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 per statute and $1,000.00 per count for each statute or count to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. STATE TAX BOARD ISSUES: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 per statute and $1,000.00 per count for each statute or count to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time. FEDERAL TAX MATTERS: Minimum Consulting Fee is $1,000.00 per statute and $1,000.00 per count for each statute or count to review no more than 1 inch of paperwork with NO phone time! Add $300.00 for 1 hour of phone time.
LARGE FILES: Add $1,000.00 for each REAM of paperwork! Please send me "copies" of the following: 1.) Summons 2.) Indictment, Information or Complaint 3.) Contempt Charges & Contempt Order. 4.) Bail Paperwork ***************** NOTE: In order for me to even consider taking your case, you must also send me the following to prove to me that you are not some type of cop or undercover law enforcement officer or IRS SNOOP: 1.) A copy of your Drivers License. 2.) A copy of your Social Security Card 3.) A copy of your current Vehicle Registration NOTE : For those with IRS TAX LIENS you must send me the following additional information so that I can check, cross-check and double check for proper service of the correct paperwork and filing of the proper paperwork within the time limits or statutes of limitation that are applicable under both State and Federal law. The following 3 items are absolutely necessary if you want me to be able to remove your liens: 1.) A CERTIFIED COPY of all NOTICE OF FEDERAL TAX LIEN filings in the OUNTY RECORDERS OFFICE. 2.) A CERTIFIED COPY of your most recent CREDIT REPORT from all 4 CREDIT REPORTING BUREAU'S. 3.) A CERTIFIED COPY of all LIENS filed in the STATE at the UCC FILING DIVISION of the OFFICE of THE SECRETARY OF STATE where you will go in person and fill out a UCC-3 FORM and pay for a STATEWIDE CHCK for ALL NOTICE OF LEVY'S, NOTICE OF LIENS or NOTICES OF FEDERAL TAX IENS that are FILED against you in your STATE. NOTE: IT IS 100% ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE THAT I HAVE CERTIFIED COPIES OF ALL 3 ITEMS LISTED ABOVE OR YOU TAKE THE RISK OF ME NOT BEING ABLE TO GIVE YOU A PROPER CONSULTING AND YOU TAKE THE RISK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO REMOVE YOUR LIENS IF I DO NOT HAVE ALL 3 PROOFS OR EVIDENCES OF IMPROPER FILING OR NO FILING AT ALL!!!! MY CONSULTING FEES ARE AS LISTED BELOW: The following is my consulting fees schedule for reviewing any and/or all paperwork on a single case or 1 count only and "without any phone time," whether it is in State, out of State or a Federal case is as follows: 1.) To review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor traffic ticket for an "in State" case: $300.00 – CASH ONLY! – Add another $200.00 for any serious criminal charge that is not a traffic matter, with NO phone time. Add another $150.00 for 1 hour phone time. a.) For all "In-State defendants," who would like to schedule a personal one on one consultation, that will cost an extra "$60.00 per hour" which must be paid in advance or I will not have the time to talk to you, so either send me by mail or bring $360.00 for the 1st hour with you when you come to see me so that I have time to talk to you when you come by, otherwise just hand the $360.00 to my wife when she
greets you at the door and then just leave me alone for a 4-5 days up to a week or 2 for important cases and then I will call you after I have read your file and finished doing some preliminary research to determine how much I will have to charge you if I am interested in taking your case or not and then I can give you a guestimate of what the price range will be, which will depend on if 1st, you are only interested in staying out of jail, 2nd, or you want your case "dismissed with prejudice," 3rd, you want the case dismissed "without prejudice, 4th, how much you are willing to appeal any of the first 3 options depends on what 1st option you chose, and 5th, if you want to go to jail, try to figure out a way to either pay me later or not at all and I guarantee that you will go to jail for FREE! – $650.00 to review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor that is NOT a traffic matter. 2.) To review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor traffic ticket for an "Out-of-State" case: $600.00 – CASH ONLY! – Add another $100.00 for any serious criminal charge that is not a traffic matter with NO phone time. Add another $150.00 for 1 hour phone time. a.) For "Out-of-State defendants," who would like to schedule a personal one on one consultation on the phone, it will cost you an extra $150.00, so send an extra $150.00 in CASH ONLY when you mail me the $600.00 CASH ONLY, so send me a total of $750.00 CASH ONLY if you want me to call you after I have read your file and finished doing some preliminary research to determine how much I will have to charge you if I am interested in doing your case or not, and then I can give you a guestimate of what the price range will be, which will depend on if 1st, you are only interested in staying out of jail, 2nd, or you want your case "dismissed with prejudice," 3rd, you want the case dismissed "without prejudice, 4th, how much you are willing to appeal any of the first 3 options depends on what 1st option you chose, and 5th, if you want to go to jail, try to figure out a way to either pay me late r or not at all and I guarantee that you will go to jail for FREE! The only "payment plan" that I accept is that you can stretch out your payments as long as you like "before" trial and I must be paid 100% at least 2 months "before trial." If anyone comes up with a reason why they just can’t come up with it now, but hold on "I’m good for it and I will pay you later," I will take that to mean that you fired me and you will get absolutely no paperwork from me, and regardless of how much or how little you have given me, I will NOT refund even 1 penny period! — – $650.00 to review any misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor that is NOT a traffic matter. 3.) To review any case that is in an "in-State" Superior Court: $1,000.00 – CASH ONLY! Minimum charge is $1,000.00 for 1 count only for each statute violation and another $1,000.00 per count to review no more than an inch of material. (Discounts are available after 4 counts). Plus add "$300.00 per hour" for each hour you plan on talking to me in advance or I will "not" take the call and will respond by E-Mail only! – $1,300.00 total. 4.) To review any Felony charge or any Federal case: $1,000.00 – CASH ONLY! – Minimum charge is $1,000.00 for 1 count only for each statute violation and another $1,000.00 per count to review no more than an inch of material. (Discounts are available after 4 counts). Plus add "$300.00 per hour" for each hour you plan on talking to me in advance or I will "not" take the call and will respond by E-Mail only! – $1,300.00 total. (Note: The above prices apply only if you have less than an inch thick material for me to read.) (If you have up to a ream, add another $1,000.00) (Price is $1,000.00 per ream, so please take exact measurements with a ruler and send me an E-Mail with the exact and proper measurements of how large your file is) (Basically, the price is $1,000.00 for each additional ream of paperwork). WHAT DO YOU GET? ANSWER: 1.) I read all of the above 2.) I pull down a copy and print out the statute or statutes that you are charged with violating from the Internet and read it.
3.) I drive an hour and 15 minutes north to the University of Washington Law Library and/or the Washington State Supreme Court Law Library which is 45 minutes south of me and I photocopy the annotated case law on the statute or statutes you are charged with violating, then I skim through the annotated case quotes, highlight any case quotes that I think sound are applicable or similar to your case and then I go pull and photocopy the entire published opinion and then when I have finished photocopying a couple inches of stuff, I go home and read it all over the next couple of days and although I try to get back to you within 72 hours, it sometimes takes 4 to 5 days on the average or even a week to ten days tops depending how busy I am. 4.) I will provide you with an estimate or price what I would charge to research, read and write legal pleadings or pre-trial motions to dismiss your case. 5.) I do not check phone messages generally for at least a couple days at a time and I only returns phone calls on a priority basis for criminal cases only and even then only if you have a trial date coming up. You will have to be patient and just wait as I am very busy working on other criminal cases. I do not return phone calls for trivial matters like speeding tickets or no seat belt tickets or no insurance tickets unless I have been compensated separately for phone time. NOTE: SOME PEOPLE HAVE MADE THE MISTAKE OF BELIEVING THAT I WOULD DO THERE CASE OR CASES FOR THE PRICE OF THE CONSULTING FEES THAT I CHARGED THEM, SO THIS NOTICE WAS CREATED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THE CONSULTING FEES APPLIES TOWARDS THE COST OF ME DOING ANY WORK ON YOUR CASE OR TOWARDS ANY PAPERWORK. Even after you have hired me, you do not get copies of any of my research, cast list’s or any paperwork until after I am paid 100% in advance first. My CONSULTING FEES only pays me to look at or review your case and I might decide that I am not even interested in doing your case. AND NO, IF I DECIDE THAT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TAKING ON YOUR CASE, I DO NOT GIVE REFUNDS OF THE CONSULTING FEES THAT YOU PAID, NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL! I REQUIRE ALL OF MY CLIENTS TO GIVE ME THE FULL AND COMPLETE DETAILS OF THEIR CASE IN ADVANCE AND IF YOU LEAVE ANYTHING OUT OR IF YOU CASE IS ANY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT YOU TOLD ME OR YOU LIED TO ME AND TOLD ME THAT YOUR CASE IS ONLY ONE (1) CASE BUT REALLY CONTAINS 2 OR 3 OR MORE CASES, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHARGE MORE MONEY AND/OR OFFSET ANY MONEY FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE OR POSITIVE RESULT OBTAINED OR I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DROP YOU AS A CLIENT ALL TOGETHER AT ANY TIME AND NO, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY REFUND SHOULD I DECIDE TO QUIT YOUR CASE BECAUSE EITHER YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THE FULL STORY OR YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT HOW MANY CASE(S) YOU REALLY HAD! I NOT GIVE FREE LEGAL ADVICE PERIOD! I DO NOT GUARANTEE OR PROMISE ANY RESULTS THAT YOU WILL WIN YOUR CASE SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO HIRE ME TO DO YOUR CASE. NO ATTORNEY IN THE YELLOW PAGES WILL GUARANTEE ANYTHING, SO WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO GUARANTEE ANYTHING, UNLESS YOU ARE OFFERING TO PAY ME MORE MONEY THAN YOU WOULD TO AN ATTORNEY???? I do NOT allow anyone to ask for anything or make demands for anything that you could not ask or demand of any attorney period! NOT TO MENTION, IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO GUARANTEE RESULTS IN ANY COURT!!!! My consulting fees only pays me 1st, to "review your case" and 2nd, to "give you an estimate" of what I would charge to write motion or legal briefs for your case.
My minimum charge to write any kind of motion to dismiss any kind of case starts at $1,500.00 plus expenses for criminal traffic tickets and goes up for any serious criminal offense to write any kind of motion to dismiss any kind of case. My minimum charge to write any kind of motion to dismiss any kind of case starts at $2,000.00 plus expenses for criminal traffic tickets and goes up even higher for any serious criminal offense for any "Out-of-State" case as I handle only serious criminal matters and some civil. I do NOT handle small cases, so please do not call me to ask me legal advice for minor issues. (Emphasis added). I am swamped with work and no longer answer my phone as I have no time to screen calls. I try to return calls in 3 to 5 days on the average if I feel it is important. I do not return phone calls to people who call more than once, people who are rude or people who cuss, swear or make threats of any kind period. If you decide to hire me to write Motions to Dismiss or any other legal pleadings for you, the only guarantee that I will make is that you will say that my paperwork is the best that you have ever read whether you win or lose your case. Whether you end up winning or losing your case, you contribute to at least 2 good causes, 1st, you put a State Licensed Bar Attorney out of work and 2nd, you will learn more about the law from reading my pleadings that you would have never learned had you hired a State Licensed Bar Attorney. I DO NOT GUARANTEE ANY RESULTS IN COURT PERIOD. THE ONLY GUARANTEE THAT I WILL GIVE YOU IS THAT I WILL GET 100% OF YOUR MONEY BEFORE YOU GET ANY MOTIONS TO DISMISS AND I DON’T CARE IF YOUR TRIAL IS THIS WEEK AND YOUR MONEY IS COMING NEXT WEEK!!!! No one gets any copies of my research or any case list’s or any motions or any paperwork whatsoever until after I am paid 100% in advance. IF YOU HIRE ME FOR MORE THAN ONE (1) CASE AND YOU OWE ME ANY MONEY FOR ANY SERVICES PERFORMED OR ANY OTHER POSITIVE RESULTS OBTAINED, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO OFFSET ANY MONEY PAID FOR ANOTHER CASE TOWARDS ANY OTHER SERVICE OR POSITIVE RESULT OBTAINED OR UPON REFUSAL TO PAY ANY MONEY, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO QUIT YOU AT ANY TIME FOR NON-PAYMENT OF MONEY OWED WITH OR WITHOUT ANY SIGNED CONTRACT PERIOD! I DO NOT ACCEPT ANY TYPE PAYMENT PROGRAMS, EXCEPT PAYMENT IN ADVANCE!!!! THE ONLY PAYMENT PROGRAM THAT I WILL ACCEPT IS THAT YOU CAN SEND ME PAYMENTS TO GET ME STARTED ON DOING SOMETHING, BUT YOU WILL NOT GET ANY MOTIONS TO DISMISS ANYTHING OR ANY PAPERWORK WHATSOEVER UNTIL AFTER I AM PAID 100% UP FRONT CASH ON THE BARREL HEAD. I DO NOT DO ANYTHING ON AN HOURLY RATE PERIOD! I CHARGE A PERCENTAGE OR PIECE RATE FOR EVERYTHING I DO BASED UPON THE TOTAL VALUE. I DO NOT GIVE ANY FREE LEGAL ADVICE WHATSOVER! I DO NOT DO ANYTHING PRO-BONO! I HOPE THAT IS CLEAR ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY!!!!
Attorneys do NOT give REFUNDS when you pay them a RETAINER and neither do I Please READ and UNDERSTAND the following NOTE regarding the NON-REFUNDABLE nature of a RETAINER when you HIRE an ATTORNEY. NOTE: A "retainer" is a sum of money paid by a client to secure an attorney’s availability to work for a client. The fee paid is considered earned at the time of payment because the attorney is entitled to the money regardless of whether he actually performs any services for the client, and the funds shall not be placed into the attorneys trust account. Baranowski v. State Bar, 154 Cal.Rptr. 752, 593 P.2d 613 (1979); and the Washington State Bar News, Committee Reports, Formal Opinion No. 173. I DO NOT GIVE REFUNDS, NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL! I am the patriots 1 and ONLY legitimate alternative to hiring a State Licensed Bar Attorney, because I am the 1 and ONLY patriot that has a long and well established track record of winning cases in the 80% to 90% range or better at the Pre-Trial Level which less than 2% of ALL attorneys can match! Please send CASH ONLY wrapped in FOIL or COLORED PAPER by FEDERAL EXPRESS, PRIORITY MAIL or UPS to: Luis Ewing c/o 2110 150th Street East, (City of) Tacoma, The State of Washington [98445] PLEASE REQUIRE THAT I HAVE TO SIGN FOR PACKAGE IN ORDER TO RECEIVE THE PACKAGE AND THAT WILL BE YOUR RECEIPT AND PROOF THAT I GOT YOUR MONEY! – If you forget to do this and it goes into my mailbox into the street where any car can drive up to it and steal the money, you will NOT get any consulting done at all if I don’t get the money, because I can’t work for free. Note: Please send an E-Mail with the FEDERAL EXPRESS TRACKING NUMBER and the day, date and time you sent the package so that I can make sure not to leave the house when the truck might arrive. Sincerely Luis Ewing at (253) 226-3741 or
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