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Foreword This book is a collection of limericks and the theme is a global one. Each limerick makes reference to a country or city in different parts of the world. The chapters are broken down into continents and sub-continents. There are 70 limericks is this book.

ENJOY !! Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.

Limericks Galore

TABLE OF CONTENTS Sub-continent  Europe  South America  Australasia  Asia  Africa  North America 

Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.

There was once a man from Calcutta

Who never enjoyed eating butter

He would cover his bread

With jam instead And throw the butter in the gutter

There was a man from Gibralter

Who led his wife to the alter Cause of too many rows

They retook their vows

They had which had caused them to falter.

There was a pirate from Peru

Who was very rude to his crew They shot him with a blank

And made him walk the plank

And served him up in the stew

A rally driver from Darwin

Took his 4X4 for a spin

He went seriously off-road

nearly drove over a toad

Which almost jumped out of its skin!

A ping pong player from Singapore

Always battled to remember the score He had a great serve

Which caused the ball to curve

And his opponent would fall on the floor !

The was once a young man from Mali Who believed he was the great Ali

They nicknamed him Clay

‘cause he would fight all day

With his spar mate who was a Bengali

Near the great lakes of Wisconsin Lived a hillbilly named Johnson He went for a swim

In Lake Michigan And came out as clean as a pin

The End

Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.

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