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Foreword This book is a collection of limericks and the theme is a global one. Each limerick makes reference to a country or city in different parts of the world. The chapters are broken down into continents and sub-continents. There are 70 limericks is this book.
ENJOY !! Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.
Limericks Galore
TABLE OF CONTENTS Sub-continent Europe South America Australasia Asia Africa North America
Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.
There was once a man from Calcutta
Who never enjoyed eating butter
He would cover his bread
With jam instead And throw the butter in the gutter
There was a man from Gibralter
Who led his wife to the alter Cause of too many rows
They retook their vows
They had which had caused them to falter.
There was a pirate from Peru
Who was very rude to his crew They shot him with a blank
And made him walk the plank
And served him up in the stew
A rally driver from Darwin
Took his 4X4 for a spin
He went seriously off-road
nearly drove over a toad
Which almost jumped out of its skin!
A ping pong player from Singapore
Always battled to remember the score He had a great serve
Which caused the ball to curve
And his opponent would fall on the floor !
The was once a young man from Mali Who believed he was the great Ali
They nicknamed him Clay
‘cause he would fight all day
With his spar mate who was a Bengali
Near the great lakes of Wisconsin Lived a hillbilly named Johnson He went for a swim
In Lake Michigan And came out as clean as a pin
The End
Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.
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Foreword This book is a collection of limericks and the theme is a global one. Each limerick makes reference to a country or city in different parts of the world. The chapters are broken down into continents and sub-continents. There are 70 limericks is this book.
ENJOY !! Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.
Limericks Galore
TABLE OF CONTENTS Sub-continent Europe South America Australasia Asia Africa North America
Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.
There was once a man from Calcutta
Who never enjoyed eating butter
He would cover his bread
With jam instead And throw the butter in the gutter
There was a man from Gibralter
Who led his wife to the alter Cause of too many rows
They retook their vows
They had which had caused them to falter.
There was a pirate from Peru
Who was very rude to his crew They shot him with a blank
And made him walk the plank
And served him up in the stew
A rally driver from Darwin
Took his 4X4 for a spin
He went seriously off-road
nearly drove over a toad
Which almost jumped out of its skin!
A ping pong player from Singapore
Always battled to remember the score He had a great serve
Which caused the ball to curve
And his opponent would fall on the floor !
The was once a young man from Mali Who believed he was the great Ali
They nicknamed him Clay
‘cause he would fight all day
With his spar mate who was a Bengali
Near the great lakes of Wisconsin Lived a hillbilly named Johnson He went for a swim
In Lake Michigan And came out as clean as a pin
The End
Limericks Galore Copyright © 2009 by Peter Finlayson All rights reserved.
