Insult

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you! Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss. Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again.. Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?? 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon.....

So Sweet is ur so Sweet is ur so Sweet is ur so Sweet is ur see .......how

A B C D E F G H I J

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SMILE??? STYLE??? VOICE??? EYE????? Sweetly I LIE.

U r Attractive U r the Best U r Cute U r Dear 2 Me U r Excellent U r Funny U r Good-Looking hehehe I'm JOKING

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho� Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

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