Harry Potter Visits India

It was early morning on a Sunday and I was still enjoying my privileged sleep, especially since I was alone at home. Someone was tapping the door. I wondered if my parents are already back from Chennai and opened the door. Wow! what a surprise! it was Harry Potter with his magic wand and flying stick. I was at a loss for words. Harry himself broke the silence and said, "I do assume that I am welcome here". "Of course", I said, "you're most welcome! I was just wondering what made you visit our country". Harry said, "I heard that there are lot of magicians over here who practise advanced techniques than I know. Do you know anything about that?". "Yes", I said, "a little bit. Our rishis chant some mantras and throw water on evil people to turn them into stones etc". Harry echoed with surprise, "What? Turn people into stones? How do they do? Do you know any such mantras?". I replied, "Yes, it is secret mantra and I shall teach you the same". Harry learnt it and in an urge to test it threw water on Ron, who instantly turned into a stone. Little did Harry knew the power of the mantra I taught him and was very upset with the outcome of his test. He humbly submitted me to tell him if there was a way to reverse it. I taught him the counter mantra, which when he chanted brought back Ron. Harry was excited that he learnt one of the most advanced techniques of the Indian rishis and wanted to know if he could be called with an Indian name. I gladly christened him Hari Bhatta.