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kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska. Dejendra Rai (10575) 2 Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai agam (10556) 3 Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR Team SMS (10338) 4 Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire... Team SMS (10298) 5 Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi Team SMS (10284) 6 Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi. Team SMS (10257) 7 How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat" Team SMS (10251) 8 If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more" Team SMS (10239) 9 Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi. Team SMS (10234) 10 Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies? A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies. Team SMS (10223) 11 Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law Team SMS (10216) 12 Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai." Team SMS (10212) 13 U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors. Team SMS (10210) 14 SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta". Team SMS (10209) 15 If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round�.Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P� Team SMS (10155) Go to Page: - Go -1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18Next Enter your search termsSubmit search form Web smscollection.com Add to our SMS Collection Your Name: * E-mail: Category: * FestivalsFriendshipFunnyGeneralGraphicalGreetingsJokesLoveMiss YOUOccasionsQuotesShayariSorry Sub-Category: * AnniversaryBest WishesBirthdayChristmasDiwaliDostEidEnglishFather DayFriendshipFunnyFunnyGeneralGeneralGood FriendsGood MorningGood NightGraphicalsGreetingsHindiHoliLoveLoveMiss YOUMother DayQuotesSadSantaBantaSorry

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Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh� Team SMS (10154) 17 Despite the Old saying �Don�t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed� Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night. Team SMS (10116) 18 wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short �YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR Team SMS (10034) 19 when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you���..; The word seems to be fading away.. ��come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist Team SMS (10033) 20 Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food Team SMS (9984) 21 Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal Team SMS (9982) 22 Gud Morning� Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks Team SMS (9979) 23 We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. �I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.� Team SMS (9924) 24 so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see�how Sweetly I LIE Team SMS (9866) 25 The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut! Team SMS (9850) 26 Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Team SMS (9849) 27 Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge. Team SMS (9839) 28 Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh! sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday� Team SMS (9813) 29 Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers! Team SMS (9801) 30 A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...! .

Hum honge fully pass hum honge fully pass Hum honge fully PASS EK DIN Ho....Ho Likhte hai BAKWAS per university pe hai VISHAWAS Vo karenge hum ko PASS ek din. Team SMS (9751) 32 Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo. Team SMS (9744) 33 Upcoming Horror Movies, Produced by NSE & BSE_ BAZAAR BANA SHAITAN... TADAPTI SECURITIES... KHUNI BROKING HOUSE... INVESTOR KI MAUT Team SMS (9740) 34 A BusinessMan ExpLaining The Reason For Having Two Wives....!@!--!@! MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... & Competition... ImProves Service... Team SMS (9683) 35 Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry. Team SMS (9650) 36 Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top! Team SMS (9425) 37 Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties! Team SMS (9404) 38 I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing Team SMS (9403) 39 Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol. Team SMS (9399) 40 Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet. Team SMS (9398) 41 I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Team SMS (9297) 42 The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Team SMS (9236) 43 Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!! Team SMS (9098) 44 Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!�. Team SMS (9092) 45 In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry. Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!