THE AFTER-THE-RAPTURE
Fanzine ARCHIVE* OK, YOU NEVER WERE MUCH OF A CHRISTIAN, BUT PETER WESTON HAS PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU WITH THE MAN, SO WHEN THE RAPTURE COMES MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR BAGS PACKED
BUT ONE THING YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE WITH YOU IS YOUR FANZINE COLLECTION. HOW CAN YOU STOP YOUR ATHEIST NEXT OF KIN PUTTING THEM IN THE NEAREST SKIP ALONG WITH YOUR DIO RECORDS Who will give them a good home in acid-free cardboard boxes in temperature-controlled conditions where they will be regularly dusted and tended as they deserve?
WE WILL! (*NO CONNECTION OR AFFILIATION WITH GOSTAK OR THE MEMORY HOLE)
For a one-off payment of £3,000 the continued existence of these precious relics and artefacts will be assured so that they can continue to be read by the atheist heathens left behind to wallow in their sinks of corruption and iniquity (10-yearly staple renewal warranty £500 extra)
BEFORE THE RAPTURE
AFTER THE RAPTURE