EQUIVOCATION
I want to have myself a merry little Christmas, but I refuse to do as the song suggests and make the yuletide gay. I don't think sexual preference should have anything to do with enjoying the holiday.
IMPROPER ACCENT
The Constitution Article 2 Sec. 12 provides that the state "shall equally protect the life of the mother and the life of the unborn from conception." When the police officer asks him, "when did you shoot the clerk?" Bill replies in shock, "I shot the clerk? I shot the clerk?" Later, the police officer reads Bill's statement as a confession in court, "Then he said, 'I shot the clerk. I shot the clerk.'"
VICIOUS ABSTRACTION
An ordinance of the City of Cincinnati that made it illegal for : “three or more persons to assemble on any sidewalk and there conduct themselves in a manner annoying to persons passing by”
AMPHIBOLY
Conception is the act of becoming pregnant or of creating a child in the womb. It could be defined as the process by which a set of human cells becomes human with characteristics defined as human life. Conception is not an exact scientific term.