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Lumpy’s Kennel

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This week's other funny stuff provides our community with some very useful, but funny acronyms AOL - Always off line ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM - I Blame Microsoft DEC - Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW - World Wide Wait MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis Lumpy’s Kennel Lumpy's Kennel - Word Template /var/www/apps/pdfcoke/pdfcoke/tmp/scratch5/8773993.doc

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Lumpy’s Kennel

.----. _.'__ `. .--(#)(##)---/#\ .' @ /###\ : , ##### `-..__.-' _.-\###/ `;_: `"' .'"""""`. /, LUMPY ,\ // \\ `-._______.-' ___`. | .'___ (______|______)

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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