Dating Manual

Decoding guy/girl body-language 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

Kiss on the hand-I adore you Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends Kiss on the neck- I want you Kiss on the lips- I love you Kiss on the ears- I‘m just playing Kiss anywhere else- Lets not get carried away Look in your eyes- Kiss me Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you Hand on your waist- I love you too much to let you go The three steps 1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him 2. Guys: If any girls slaps you her intentions are still good 3. Girls/Guys: Close your eyes when kissing, it’s rude to stare The commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss but take one 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity Why guys like girls 1. They will always smell good, even if it’s just shampoo 2. The way they call you after you’ve had a big fight 3. The way she says ‘Lets not fight anymore’ even though you knew that an hour later 4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 5. They way they kiss you when you say “I love you” 6. Actually…just the way they kiss you 7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 8. Then the way they apologize for crying about something so silly 9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

10.Then they way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don’t admit it!) 11.The way they say “I miss you” 12.The way you miss them 13.The way their tears make you want to change the world so it doesn’t hurt her anymore Thing guys do that girls hate 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Their excuses, i.e. “I’m watching the game” Their immaturity Their collective odor Their one-track minds When they drag us to sports stores When they ask us if we caught the game last night 7. When they ignore us 8. When they change the channel to football 9. When they’re huge pushovers 10.When they make us listen to really mindless songs 11.When we try to have a stimulating conversation and they change the subject Things girls do that guys hate 1. When we ask what color looks better on us 2. When we say “I can’t go out tonight, I have nothing cute to wear!” 3. When we change the channel to “The OC”, “General Hospital” or god forbid “Falcon Beach” 4. When we make them watch chick-flicks 5. When we drag them to clothes/shoe stores 6. When we ask them to help pick out makeup/clothes/shoes 7. Complain when we break a nail 8. When we try to involve ourselves in their hobbies 9. When we’re too clingy 10.When we fight their battles for them 11.When we make them listen to really girly songs 12.When we force them to actually think really hard about stuff Thing guys do that girls love

1. When we ask what skirt is cuter and they say “You look cute in everything” 2. When they baby us 3. When they stick up for us 4. When we hurt ourselves and they always ask if we’re ok 5. When they buy us stuffed animals and say “I saw it and immediately thought of you” 6. When they ask us what’s wrong even though we don’t say anything How Guys Flirt 1. He stares at you a lot. 2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you 4. He yelled, 'Hi!’ to your mom that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see 'Brown Sugar' with you cause you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer ('Hey, you') when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You where invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, but, thighs, ect.) 60 Things a girl wants but won’t ask for 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. Keep Reading 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of her? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she’s beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it. 23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn’t want o talk about it- so just hug her 24. Make her feel loved. 25-kiss her in front of other girls you know We might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to tickle us.

26-Don’t lie to her 27-Don’t cheat on her! 28-take her anywhere she wants 29-Call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you miss her. 30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you. Are you still reading this? You better, because it’s important. 31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too. 32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her. 33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her). 34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly. 35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her Remember all these things when you are with her next. 36. When people diss her, stand up for her. 37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. 38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle 39. When walking next to each other grab her hand. 40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible Make sure she knows she’s loved. 41. Call her every night to wish her sweet dreams 42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. 44. Always remind her how much you love her. 45. sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her. 46. Rub her back—feels good 47. Give her your hoodie if she’s cold—that’s always cute

48. Write letters on her back with your finger—feels good ;D 49. Let her sit on your lap 50. Don’t poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly. 51. Hold her hand in public. 52. Even if she looks bad one day tell her she’s beautiful 53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it. 54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionately and gently. 55. Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind— loves it. 56. Kiss her in the rain. 57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her. 58. Slow dance with no music 59. Don’t ignore her or be nervous around her—everything’s going to be okay 60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you’ll be good to go. ;D Why girls like guys 1. They make us laugh (only when they’re not trying) 2. We make them better people (whether they realize it or not ;)) 3. They defend us, even though we can take care of ourselves 4. It might not seem like it, but they really care 5. They might just surprise you once in a while 6. The way they try and seem macho and manly 7. The way they can quote a movie and it’ll still seem special Do’s and Don’ts of dating 1. Guys: DO tell her she’s awesome 2. Girls: DO tell him he’s great at something, be it sports or D&D 3. Guys: DON’T say “I don’t care,” unless you’re talking about plans =D

4. Girls: DON’T say that he needs to improve at something 5. Guys: DO be honest with her, it’ll save you a LOT of trouble 6. Girls: DO keep talking to him, otherwise he’ll lose interest (movies are the exception) 7. Guys: DON’T fight with her, girls can be scary when they’re mad 0_0 8. Girls: DON’T fight with him, it’ll just make him feel stupid when you win XD 9. Guys: DO offer ideas for plans 10.Girls: DO listen to him and make him feel important 11.Guys: DON’T pay for everything all the time, it just makes her feel guilty 12.Girls: DON’T be really pushy 13.Guys: Most importantly: DO make her feel special and DON’T cheat on her 14.Girls: Most importantly: DO maintain friendships with your girl friends (chicks before dicks!) but DON’T ignore him *A GIRLS HANDBOOK TO GUYS* *Keep this in mind next time he changes his font color* Green - I love you! Blue - I'm cool Purple - I'm Sexy Pink - I'm gay Red - I'm feeling romantic Yellow - I'm happy Orange - I'm a psycho Aqua - I'm sad Black - I'm falling in love with you What He Says...What he means* He Says: 'I gotta go, I'll call u later' he means: 'Be lucky if I ever call again!' He says: 'I just wanna be friends'

He means: 'Thats the excuse I could think of not 2 go out with you’ He says: 'I like those pants! He means: 'I wonder how fast I can get them off of you! He says: 'You look a lot better this year!' He means: 'Last year you were a ! dog!' He says: 'Yea, you look cute, I guess' He means: 'You are butt ugly! He says: 'I like your shirt a lot’ He means: 'I like whats under more!' FLIRTING RULES Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.(If you're stupid, then you'll either say 'Me too.' or you'll give her your jacket...don't) Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...and MEAN IT!! Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear; 'The stars are beautiful.....and so are you. Then link your hands with hers. 26 things that a perfect guy would do 1. Know how to make you smile when you’re down 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence

4. Give you the remote control during the game 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you 6. Play with your hair 7. His hands always find yours 8. Be cute when he really wants something 9. Offer you plenty of massages (wtf?!) 10.Dance with you, even if he feels likes a dork 11.Never run out of love 12.Be funny, but know how to be serious 13.Realize he’s being funny when he needs to be serious 14.Be patient when you take forever to get ready 15.React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts 16.Smile a lot 17.Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn’t normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you 18.Appreciate you 19.Help other out 20.Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other’s company, even when his friends are watching 22.Sing, even if he can’t 23.Have a creative sense of humor 24.Stare at you 25.Call for no reason 26. Qui smoking, chewing, drinking or drugs just because he loves you that much to quit it What She Says/Does…What She Means -When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. -When a

Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. -When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around. -When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ...she is not fine at all. -When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying. -When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. -When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered. -When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it. -When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that. Some Helpful Hints 1. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

2. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. 3. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. 4. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead 5. Who wants to show you off to the world when you’re in your sweats 6. Who holds your hand in front of his friends 7. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you 8. Who turns to his friends and says “That’s her!”