* Dark Were Those Days, Without Your Sight. When I

* Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT * I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... * Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e daralo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta close-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba! * May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty * I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! * This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! * Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand .................. * Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U. * I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU! * I want 2 talk 2 u now... Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa... Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u...Just 2 test whether i can understand monkey's language!