Cute Little Things To Make You Smile

I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers turned off my bed, tumbled into my light,

and all because he kissed me good-night! You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. ~William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595 We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

As soon as forever is through, I'll be over you. The heart is the only broken instrument that works There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle. Your absence has gone through me Like thread through a needle Everything I do is stitched with its color. Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.

Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-

shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones. Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire. When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. An unwatched pot boils immediately If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.

No one is listening until you fart. I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. When the Japanese mend broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something's suffered damage and has a history it becomes more beautiful People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy. Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing. Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. "Every minute dies a man, Every minute one is born;" I need hardly point out to you that this calculation would tend to keep the sum total of the world's population in a state of perpetual equipoise, whereas it is a well-known fact that the said sum total is constantly on the increase. I would therefore take the liberty of suggesting that in the next edition of your excellent poem the erroneous calculation to which I refer should be corrected as follows: "Every moment dies a man, And one and a sixteenth is born." I may add that the exact figures are 1.067, but something must, of course, be conceded to the laws of metre. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students. If you're going through hell, keep going. It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. Put your future in good hands - your own. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch. We do not remember days; we remember moments. Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ~Mark Twain Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. Success: To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded! If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere. Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first. I hate you..and then I love you…….it’s like I want to throw you off a cliff……then rush to the bottom to catch you In my dreams u r mine…..in my life u r a dream. I m not alone but I m lonely without you I cry because I know he doesn’t feel the way I do. I cry becoz I think of how pathetic I am, n I cry bcoz I think I’ll be crying forever Pain is da only thing that’s telling me, I m still alive Every time I look at the keyboard, I see dat U and I are always together Without Love -- dayz are Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver Two and two the mathematician continues to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one