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Witty, gritty, right on, switched on, political, ethical, sceptical, poetical and just plain funny. Cards and gifts with a real difference

CATH TATE CARDS AS MELAMINE COASTERS Set of four coasters £6.95 All coasters can be bought singly. See our website www.cathtatedirect.com Welcome to the second Cath Tate Direct catalogue. We hope you enjoy it and show it to all your friends. If any of your friends want one of their own they can write, email or phone us and we will speedily send

them their own copy. (On the other hand you might find the perfect card or present for your friend in which case you might not want to let them know where you got it from)

How to order

Feminism and anti-sexism pages 4 – 9

Post: You can send the enclosed order form with your cheque or credit card details to:

Lesbian and gay pages 8 – 11

Cath Tate Direct, 37 Hills Lane, Shrewsbury SY1 1QU Email: [email protected] Fax: +44 (0)1743 236600

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Online: www.cathtatedirect. com. Our website has everything on it including everything we could not fit into this catalogue. Search by product title, keywords or ref number. We accept payment by cheque, credit card or postal order.

Champagne 1CHCCH

Menopausal 1CFMW

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Ebay 1CHCEB

No idea 1CFNI

Never apologise 1CHCWA Wonderful 1CHCIM

Be happy 1CFPL

All in your mind CMFN

Shop: If you are visiting Shrewsbury (lovely old town, Darwin’s birth place, and home to the International Cartoon Festival in April) you can also visit our wonderful shop Cath Tate Cards in the town centre, (37 Hills Lane next to the Tourist Information Centre and the car park) to view, buy and meet our team.

catalogue to appeal to a wide range of tastes. Whatever campaigns you are involved with, hopefully you will find something here to amuse and suit you.

We have designed this

Ageism pages 12 – 13 Nuclear/non-nuclear families pages 14 – 17 Multiculturalism/anti-racism pages 18 – 19 Educational issues page 19 Workers’ rights pages 20 – 21 Crisis of capitalism pages 22 – 23 Revolutionary movements pages 24 – 25 Peace studies pages 26 – 27 Environmental issues pages 28 – 29 Enlightenment pages 30 – 31 Psychotherapeutic pages 32 – 33 Brain food and organisational issues pages 34 – 35 Winter solstice/midwinter festival pages 36 - 39

Email Newsletter: Let us know at [email protected] if you would like to receive our email newsletter for regular updates on new cards and gifts.

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WOMEN TOGETHER

SMG163 £5

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All mad mug

CMG577 £5

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CMG106 £5

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Women don’t retire BP540

A laugh is the shortest distance BP217

Friends make life more fun BP431

Women and cats do as they please BP441

If women and children were in charge BP444

It’s not the years in the life. It’s the life in the years BP473

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself BP470

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings BP221

All mad magnet CTM401 £3 sachet , 2 bath 5 Woman 12 £1.7 4 T S B S salts O

of bath

Insanity magnet CTM409 £3

GREETINGS CARDS on this page all £1.85 ,Once you realise we are all mad, life starts to make sense

Between me and insanity stand my friends

The ten best years of a woman’s life are those between 39 and 59

Girls just want to have fun!

Woman GC0124

All mad CTF577 Postcard CT577 60p

Women don’t grow older, they just discover themselves

Well behaved CDEP34

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Women discover DF6313

Insanity CTF450 Postcard CT450 60p

Men rule the world, once women have sorted everything out

Men rule CTF516

Ten best years DF5776

Here we are: powerful, erotic and ready to go

Girls just want to have fun! DF1712 Postcard D1712 60p

Here we are: powerful, erotic and ready to go DF5067. Postcard D5067 60p

Wild women don’t get the blues BP391

They tell me that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. BP163

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Woman mug

GREETINGS CARDS on this page all £1.85

“That’s an excellent suggestion Miss Triggs. Perhaps one of the men would like to make it” VALPU10135

The most crea tive force in the world is a men opausal wom an with zest!

Woman with zest FNF649

Housework never killed anybody BP469

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MORE WOMEN

EVEN MORE WOMEN

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Jane Austin WUPG0202 Virginia Woolf WUPG0207 Frida Kahlo WUPG021

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Sweep the room mug CMG604 £5.99 Sweep the room HCF604 Never underestimate HCF606 £1.85 Postcard HC604 60p £1.85 Postcard HC606 60p od witch BB 75 rho p ou

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Rosie the Riveter WUPG0586

CUT OUT GREETINGS CARDS £2.65

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Frida Kahlo 28cm doll £14.95

What w omen d o magn M129 et £3.50

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Coasters £1.95

Virginia Woolf Finger finger p puppet WUPG0 uppet W 124 £5 UPG00 £5.50 .50 57 ky n ahlo stic Frida K 5 .2 29 £5 UPG05

Feminism postcard CT120 60p

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Rulers £1.99 Great women artists 1068 Great women writers 1058 Neighbourhood witch card with badge GI1870 £2.75

Half the world postcard GI512 60p

Talented cat postcard CT76 60p

Feminists because postcard LP248 60p

We can do it postcard LP392 60p

Empowermints, tin pill box full of mints WUPG0949 £2.50

Great artists finger puppet set £18.95

Oh my God, not again CTF680 £1.85

All men are bastards Even though you are a year older, you’re still totally divine CTF687 £1.85 CTF681 £1.85

Little Book of Great Women Inspiring words from women who changed the world 2533 £3.99

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Denise’s first night DMZ95 Remember when you £1.85 were young and gay? ANT32233 £1.85

Dyke’s Delight! Rebel without a cat! comic. More adventures of Auntie Stubbs et al. DD02 £2.50

Congratulations CTF376 £1.85

GREETINGS CARDS OF BOOK COVERS £2.25

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. Pat Robertson, US politician 1992 DF5014 £1.85

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GREETINGS CARDS

Congratulations!

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Dyke’s Delight comic. A classic comic following the adventures of Auntie Stubbs and many more DD01 £2.50 Dog partnership CTF662 £1.85 Cat partnership CTF663 £1.85

Batchelor girl’s guide to everything PB680

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The jolliest term on record PB80 A girl of distinction PBCN66

Happy KD Lang CTF668 £1.85 Candlelit anniversary CTF665 £1.85

Gossip Gals BDGossip

Well earned birthday CTF666 £1.85

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A go-ahead school girl PBCN0816

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WOMEN TOGETHER GREETINGS CARDS

Drawn Out & Painted Pink comic An anthology of cartoons from Kate Charlesworth and David Shenton that reflect the funny bits of lesbian and gay life 1975 to now. COMIC1 £3.95

I’m feeling so much better after my last relaxation session

Dykes we have loved postcard CT479 60p

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Little monkeys postcard CT480 60p

Relaxation session postcard D5616 60p

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Born to be wild ANT37012 £1.85

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A PAGE FOR THE BOYS

GREETINGS CARDS £1.85

GREETINGS CARDS £1.85 unless otherwise marked Don’t come out of the closet

When you have style you have everything

unless you have something fabulous to wear

When you have style CTF717

As fabulous DMA72

Gossip is good DMA18

I love not camping ANT37211

Champagne HCF593

Too much on ebay HCF602

Never resist a bargain HCF624 Wonderful HCF627

Fabulous to wear CTF630

Mother made me KMK148 Blind date DMZ34

Go Gay DMA17

Have a Doris Day KMK018

Drag queen KMK035

I love gays DMA47

Young and gay ANT32232

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MY GOD, YOU’RE FABULOUS

Greeting card GC0072 £1.85

Gardening yoga mug SMG107 £5.99

David wasn’t gay KMK004

Pray for Kylie LB11

BADGES £1

Magnet SAM321 £3.00

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HCF624 Never resist

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DM DFabulous bath salts OSB ST424 £1.75

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A devastating man PB35 £2.25

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Greetings card GC0061 £1.85

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Garde ning y oga b salts O ath SBST0 12 £3 .50

You made me gay magnet MAGNETYOU£3.00

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Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill

No place for sissies CTF634 Age and treachery CTF514 Postcard CT634 60p Postcard CT514 60p Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

It’s not how old you grow but how you grow old

Age doesn’t matter, unless you’re a cheese

Age doesn’t matter CTF427

Middle age is when your broad mind and your narrow waist change places

Middle age had not dimmed their passion

Middle age CTF323

Age doesn’t matter CMG427

Men are like wine: they reach perfection with age

Men don’t grow old CMG5679

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Old age ain’t no place for sissies

MUGS £5.99

Saga lout GMG704

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Saga lout cork backed coaster GAC282 £1.95

Growing up DF5767

How old you grow CTF311 Broad mind DF5577 Postcard CT311 60p

Men like wine DF5670 Roman numeral cake candles FFROMAN £3.95 Are you still having birthdays?

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CELEBRATE GETTING OLDER GREETINGS CARDS £1.85

Old’s co ol T shir t, classic 2138 £1 fit M, L 6.50 & XL How old? HCF595

Lie about you age HCF598

Age is a question of mind Forgotten your age over matter. If you don’t HCF626 mind it doesn’t matter. BP196

Never explain HCF599

Are you still? HCF603

Don’t make such a fuss about your age. It changes everyday anyway HCF628

Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the phone rings, and you hope it is not for you. BP493

Fair trade candles SI36 £1.75

Pensioners DMZ 37

Ahoy there CTF685 £1.85

It says “Happy Birthday” just like it did last year CTF689 £1.85

They’ve forgotten my birthday again! CTF682

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It’s the little things in life that mean so much

However hard you try, you end up like your mother

Life would be so much nicer if my mother would only stop knitting

GREETINGS CARDS £1.85 Question authority, not your mother

Cheerleader, cash point, chauffeur, diplomat, pooper-scooper, waitress, short order cook, juice dispenser, sock matcher, climbing frame, referee, cuddly toy, encyclopaedia, damp shoulder, 24 hr medic, dirty cup remover, hotelier, purchasing manager, telephonist/receptionist, spilt juice wiper, lost property attendant …

Puberty is when your parents start turning really weird

Like your mother CTF420 £1.85

Stop knitting DF5603 Postcard D5603 60p

Like your mother mug CMG420 £5.99 Postcard CT420 60p Magnet CTM404 £3.00

… just call me mother

Little things CTF692 What’s wrong with mother coming with you on your gap year?

Question authority CTF672

All mother’s jobs CTF677 Only children know how much hard work parents are.

If you make your home too comfortable, they’ll never leave

Stop knitting mug CMG5603 £5.99

Puberty CTF592

If you’re not embarrassing your children you’re obviously not enjoying yourself

Embarrassing DF1758 Postcard D1758 60p Magnet CTM408 £3.00 My parent’s fault postcard GI3005 60p

Gap year CTF477 Fatherhood? There’s nothing to it!

They never leave CTF375

Only children know CTF676 Only mother knows what’s best for you

You should live with your parents until you can move in with your children

The first half of your life is ruined by your parents, the second half by your children

Ruined CTF350 Postcard CT350 60p

Paren t’s fau lt coa GAC2 ster 71 £1 .95

Teenagers badge card GI1881 £2.75 Postcard GI1517 60p Magnet GIFMTeen £3

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FAMILIES – SOME PEOPLE DO HAVE THEM

Babysitter postcard CT173 60p

Fatherhood CTF533

Live at home CTF511

Bath salts OSBS T405 £1.7 5

Mother knows best CTF353 I’m up and dressed! What more do you want?

If a child… postcard CT181 60p

You’re welcome to come …more often, you know, dear…

Child proofed the house GC0099 £1.85

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Never have children, only grandchildren BP437

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Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of life. BP393

Up and dressed CTF540

More often CTF690

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Rulers £1.99 Great women rulers 1054 Great sportswomen 1065 £1.99

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SPECIAL OCCASIONS GREETINGS CARDS £1.85

Strange and wonderful GC606 The exercise that really changes your life is walking dow n the aisle.

Walking down FNF645

Lovers FNF643

A sense of humour is vital when the situation becomes serious

Sense of humour CTF632

When you move CTF590 Postcard CT590 60p

Gone for materials. Back in a couple of weeks

Gone for materials DF5517 Postcard D5517 60p

It’s great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

Someone to annoy CTF582 Magnet CTM403 £3.00

You aren’t a true couple until you understand every word the other person hasn’t said

Grow old with me CTF239

A true couple CTF583

Retirement takes a bit of getting used to

I will only divorce HCF629

Retirement CTF534

A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step

Get better. Immediately!

The pretty one LB31

Get better! DF5759

Journey of 1000 miles CTF633

Good luck PB682 £2.25

A clever daughter PBCN0813 £2.25

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Introducing a sensational new product!

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When you move you find everything you’d forgotten that you’d lost

GREETINGS CARDS £1.85 unless otherwise marked

Happy childhood postcard GI1316 60p Badge card £2.75 To a fab couple DMC06

Perfect match £1.85 CTF363

Love, having no geography, knows no boundaries BP311

New product CTF674 Archers mug CMG378 £5.99

Pillars of the community and addicted to the Archers

Welcome to the World

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Nursery’s reputation LB30

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The new car DMZ57

Welcome DF5758

Archers greeting card CTF378

Magne t CTM4 07 £3 Archers coaster 1CPCP C £1

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YOUSAIDIT GREAT QUOTES FROM GREAT ENTERTAINERS

EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION It’s better to have four hours in college

I was meant to lead the revolution, not teach

4 hours in college CTF670

In her prime but teaching has taken its toll

School’s not bad, but the bits between playtime are a bit annoying

than to get absolutely no sleep at all

School’s not bad CTF588

Revolutionary CTF584 Postcard CT584 60p

Teaching DF1707 Postcard D1707 60p

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Burnt out teachers postcard JF39 60p

CUT OUT CARDS £2.65

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NEW GREETINGS CARDS £1.85 each

Yes we candy tin of mints WUPG0316 £2.50

Will get better CTF705

Saying it CTF706

Youthful thoughts CTF709

Roll over CTF710

Have friends CTF711

Special word CTF712

If yah ain’t got it CTF713

More love CTF714

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Barack Obama finger puppet £5.50

Hilary Clinton UPG0302

Barack Obama WUPG0609

Obama magnetic wardrobe £11.50

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WORK HARD PLAY HARD GREETINGS CARDS £1.85 I luv my job

Nothing beats the satisfaction of crossing things off a list

Stuff work

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Work’s not so bad but it does tend to ruin your day

Work’s not bad mug CMG573 £5.99

Call monitored CTF671

A real job CTF313

There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot

Work’s not so bad CTF512

Computers are wonderful. Whatever happens, no one is to blame.

Computers DF5528 The trouble with having bags under your eyes…

Necessary evil HCF607

This is the last time I book a cheap holiday on the internet

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… is finding the shoes to match

How beautiful DF5601 Postcard D5601 60p He loved gardening

Gardening DF5773 Postcard D5773 60p Coaster 1CPCCG £1.95

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Fishing CTF586 Postcard CT586 60p

Bags under eyes CTF421 Postcard CT421 60p

Stuff work A5 gift book £2.50 Greetings card CTF290 £1.85 Postcard CT290 60p Magnet CTM405 £3.00 Coaster 1CPCSW £1.95

Cheap holiday CTF449

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How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest afterwards

Eventually he stopped playing computer games, and got a real job

To do list CTF691

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Luv my job CTF573

Go ssi p

In a hurry CTF716

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Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry

Stuff Stuff work! work!

Computer magnet VRM651 £3.00

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POST-IT STICKY NOTES TO IRRITATE PEOPLE IN YOUR OFFICE £3.75

Stop me before I volunteer again ANT37316 Magnet ANT01316 £3.50

Gossip and alcohol magnet DMG18 £3

Stop me before I volunteer again ANT73316

Who cares? ANT73301

Can I retire now? ANT73304

Someone called ANT73302

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GREETINGS CARDS £1.85 Stuff the economy. I work in finance.

Rich more, poor less LP251

Capitalism LP945

It’s mine CTF686

Kicking puppies CT571 Keep Calm, Keep01 £1.95

Change the world LP967

Jumble sales CT62

Everyone deserves a fair slice of the cake CTF688

Cannot eat money CT70

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Stuff the economy CTF678 Postcard CT678 60p

Capitalist pig, blackboard covered ceramic money box with chalks so you can make your own comments on it. Ideal for your annual bonus CAPPIG £12.95

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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody BP542

£1 D46 DM

Please send chocolate postcard B13331 60p

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KEEP CALM (and plan the Revolution)

GREEDY BANKERS

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Casino capitalism GI230

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Huge sum LP972

Liberty/slavery GI3014

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Dogma CT569

Crime in the suites GI2532 postcard 60p

Chan ge is good ANT6 purse 2388 £6.7 5

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REVOLUTIONARY PAGES

GREETINGS CARDS £1.85

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Nelson Mandela finger puppet WUPG0153 £5.50

New home RUSSIA3

United you stand RUSSIA4

Marx fi nger p uppet UPG02 50 £5.5 0

GREAT UTIONA RIES FINGER PUPPET GIFT SE T £18.9 5 Gandh i, Guev ara, Trotsky and Mande la. Box convert s to becom e a little theatre so you can sta ge you r own re volutio n UPG01 57 REVOL

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Power to your birthday RUSSIA2

Trotsky finger puppe WUPG t 0149 £ 5.50

Revolutionary birthday RUSSIA6

A new star RUSSIA7

Happy birthday comrade RUSSIA5

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Caring capitalist badge card GI2268 £2.75 Patient: I’m walking through a dingy

Cuban poster, postcard CT623 60p

old house with my father… the garden is overgrown with weeds… I feel strangely apprehensive Reply: The father symbolises growing up. The weeds are the past that requires pruning. The house sounds in need of considerable modernisation, but this is reflected in the asking price.

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Che 28cm doll WUPG0024 £14.95

Che cut out card WUPG0199 £2.65

Marx doll WUPG0077£14.95

Marx cut out card WUPG0233 £2.65

As your estate agent, I’d strongly advise an early inspection

Che greetings card T-FF3 £1.85 Mao greetings card T-FF5 £1.85

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GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

Be the change candle QU-KD56 £8.95

Rainbow CND magnet 13cm 22654 £3

CN DB

Dance, love, sing address book, 132 pages with tabs QU-AB01 £19.99

To see the world QU-D20

To the world one person QU-D110

Peace/smile QU-D100

Begin it now QU-105

Shoot for the moon QU183

Dance, love, sing QU-82

Plant a garden QU-D160

Be the change QU-D56

Yet to be QU-164

Eyes on the stars QU-210

Journey of 1000 miles QU-D85

Go forth QU-D163

Good friends like stars QU-175

The path is not straight QU-206

Dance, love, sing mug QU-G82 £8.95

75p 1262 BB ts

Magnet Q

POSTCARDS 60P

Peas on earth CT321

Today is the first day QUD141 Magnet QU-MD141

Dance, love, sing candle QU-K82 ££8.95

Be the change mug QU-GD56 8.95 Magnet QU-MD56 £3.50

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Peace mug QU-G95 8.95 Greetings card QU-95

To those we love best QU-92

Peace cannot be kept by force LP905

U-M82 £3

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Peace candle QU-K95 £8.95

GREETINGS CARDS £2.15

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WWIII Einstein quote LP913

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Rainbow sticker 7.5cm x 11cm 18409 £1.50

Rainb ow ar c 11.5 ARCS cm TICKE R £1.2 5

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ORIGINAL PHOTOCAPTIONS ECO-PAGE (This page is printed on recycled paper)

Thanks to satnav we can get lost so much more accurately

CTF634 No place

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Original sheepy SPOOOS

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Set of four bookmarks SPOOBM £3.50

SHEEP POO PAPER In the mountains of Wales sheep droppings are sterilised and washed and made into these useful paper products.

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GREETINGS CARDS £1.85

ng Global warming mug WUPG0224 £9.95 When hot, coastlines appear eroded

Gluten free LB03 Magnet £3.00

Biscotti LB06

Not organic! LB07 Magnet £3.00

Put the rubbish out? LB10 Magnet £3.00

Cinderella LB12

Sophie and social services KMK172

Complimentary biscuit KMK169

Seal of approval KMK051 Magnet KMKFMSeal £3.00

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Circuit board cufflinks for the computer freak in your life, silver backed ATT00032 £17.95

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Sat Nav CTF537 £1.85 Postcard CT537 60p

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Black sheepy SPOOBS

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Cut grass air freshen er SPOOAFG £1.95

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Daffodil air freshen er SPOOAFD £1.95

Think global mug GMG702 £5.99 Cork backed coaster GAC280 £1.95

Think global postcard GI3006 60p B 75p al B oc

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£1.85 eachCARDS £2.45 GREETINGS

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CHILL OUT ZONE

THE MEANING OF LIFE Buddha finger puppet £5.50

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. BP220

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Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. BP226 75p BB

Buddh-its, sticky notes WUPG0611 £5.25

The pursuit of pleasure must be the goal of every rational person. BP325

Enlightenmints, tin pill box full of mints WUPG0038 £2.50

GREETINGS CARDS £1.85

. make it hat you Life is w n has bee Always P344 ill be. B w ys a Alw Life has no point without a dog in the middle of it

Never put off ’til tomorrow the fun you can have today BP471

The two main problems in life are: 1. How to achieve self awareness and

With a cup of tea in your hand, anything is possible

Take a walk on the wild side

2. The washing up

Enjoy your life CTF322

Purpose of our lives FNF639

I have no idea FNF636

Successful woman FNF647

Life without a dog CTF679

You should try everything once except incest and folk dancing

Brain has gone FNF641

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken BP539

Anti-depressants LB01

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GREETINGS CARDS £1.85

Washing up CTF675

Start each day with a smile and get it over with

Cup of tea CTF426 Born to be wild

Walk on wild side CTF580

Life’s too short to be thin

Yoga. It’s natural for some. BP294 Incest and folk dancing Start the day CTF379 CTF348 Postcard CT348 60p Postcard CT379 60p Magnet CTM402 £3

Born to be wild CTF338 Postcard CT338 60p Coaster 1CPCBW £1.95

Life’s too short DF5507 Postcard D5507 60p Magnet CTM406 £3.00

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BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED

WE ARE ALL MAD

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2517 Herbs for Home Treatment £14.95 A comprehensive guide to the use of herbal remedies to cure common ailment s and improve genera l health.

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Cath Tate Cards Photocaptions calendar 2010 £5.99 Humorous kitchen calendar15 x 42cm 2518 Confessions of an Eco sinner £7.99 The hidden story behind everyday items. Eden Project Books

2519 In Praise of Slow £7.99 How we can live more productive, fulfilling lives.

2520 Beekeeping £7.99 An illustrated self sufficiency guide to all aspects of beekeeping.

2010 CALENDAR

However hard you try, you end up like your mother

Reading Woman Mini Wall calendar 2010 £4.99 Featuring images of women reading.

Olive Sandwiches calendar 2010 £5.99 Retro kitchen calendar 15cm x 42cm

2521 Preserving £7.99 A one stop guide to equipment, how to`s and recipes.

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CALENDARS AND DIARIES

BOOKS FOR ENQUIRING MINDS

The World in your Kitchen calendar 2010 £7.99 Tasty vegetarian recipes from around the world. 2523 Evolution £5.99 2524 Elements of Music £5.99 2522 Girls are Best £7.99 A little book telling the story of The elements of music in clear Her-story for girls by Sandi evolution. and comprehensible terms. Toksvig. Amazing things, wonderful inventions and battles won by women!

2527 Men and Sheds £6.99 Gordon Thorburn delves into the sheds of British blokes.

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2526 Miss Smith Postcard book £9.99 An ordinary woman whose mundane life is transformed when she is touched by an angel at a bus stop.

2525 Persepolis £7.99 Graphic book by Marjane Satrapi. A portrait of daily life in Iran.

2528 The Earth from the Air Postcard Book £7.95. Aerial photographs of our earth. 20 detachable postcards.

The Farmers calendar 2010 £5.99

Do it Later diary 2010 £7.99 The procrastinator’s planner, a week to view. Lots of tips and humour.

The Lady Farmers calendar 2010 £5.99

The Planner diary 2010 £8.99 Modern planner for 2010 Week to view 15 x 21.5 cm Ideal gift for young person.

The People Diary 2010 £8.99 Pocket diary 10 x 14.5 cm Half page per day. Full colour images. Recycled leather cover.

Mslexia diary 2010 £12.99 Quality spiral bound inspirational week-to-view A5 diary. Pages of useful listings for women writers.

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Auntie’s goat XMT05 £2.25 (singles only) ‘D’you get any good presents?’ ‘Yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable’

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CHRISTMAS CARDS WITH BADGE ATTACHED £2.75 each

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HUMBUG CHRISTMAS CARDS

PEACE ON EARTH (we hope!)

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NEW YEAR!

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