Chemical Properties Of Women

Chem ical Pr oper ti es of Women?

Substance: Women Chemical system: Wow Manufacturer: God Occurrence: Large quantities found in urban areas and shopping malls.

PH YSI CAL PRO PERTI ESand warm • Surface Tension - Soft

• Exposed surfaces usually cosmetically enhanced. • Boils at nothing. • Freezes without reason. • Melts with special reason. • Flavor initially sweet, becomes bitter if used incorrectly. • Found in various states of purity from virgin metal to common ore. • Yields to pressure applied at certain points. • Sometimes enlarges alarmingly with age. • Even brief linking with male substance can cause substance to reproduce with marked physical and mental changes.

CHE MI CAL PRO PERTI ES • Has affinity for gold, silver and precious stones. • Absorbs great quantity of expensive substances. • Highly volatile for reasons not clearly understood. • Verbal activity greatly increased by alcohol saturation. • Most powerful money reducing agent known.

COM MO N USES • Highly ornamental. • Relatively brief exposure can be a great aid to relaxation. • Pleasurable companion until legally owned.

SU BSTAN CE VER IF IC ATI ON • Pure specimen turns bright pink when observed in natural state. • Turns green when compared to better specimens.

HAZ ARDS • May explode spontaneously without cause. • Illegal to possess more than one specimen at a time. • Avoid specimen contact with plastic credit cards