Boredom

Are You Tired of Having to Lead Your Own Life? Sequoyah School Is the Place for You! With the i r h igh ly t ra ined Naz i s , Sequoyah Schoo l (SS ) wi l l have you bra inwashed and f o l l ow ing orders i n mere months ! Read th i sREAL testimonial from one of our students: “Before I came to SS, I was a happy and friendly person, with a social life and an idea of right and wrong. Now, only a year after joining SS and being with their extensive totalitarian authority, I’m following cruel and unusual orders with a smile on my face and a dead dream dragging behind me!” That’s just one deadened student out of our entire student body! Last year, 98% of our graduating class are, due to our extreme prejudice and chastisement methods, working at dead-end jobs, such as the Wal*Mart cart collector or high school janitor!

Enroll Today, Destroy Your Tomorrow!*

*Sequoyah School is not a federally funded foundation, therefore the rules and regulations we follow are of our own volition and, generally, completely unfair to our student population. If you plan on enrolling to SS, please do not be: happy, well-adjusted, naïve, vulnerable, crybaby-ish, hard working (unless you plan to follow SS’ work and do nothing to help yourself), individual, original, creative, strong-willed or unique. SS will, in these cases, punish you by waiting weeks to give you detention on your birthday, and forcing fines for breaking windows, even if you were nowhere near said window. If you don’t like the rules and regulations of SS, and feel that you are being treated unfairly, well too bad, because you’re in no position to do anything but pay the bills we give you and let the knowledge of our apathy sink into your thick skull. Enroll today!