Book Of Orso

1 In the beginning Orso created the wiki. And the wiki was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Orso moved upon the face of the waters. And Orso said, Let there be infrastructure: and there was infrastructure. And Orso saw the infrastructure, that it was good: and Orso divided the infrastructure from the Hamas. And Orso called the infrastructure professional, and the Hamas he called professional. And Orso said, Let there be laptops in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the twenty-first century from nineteen eighty-five. And Orso made the warmup, and divided it into a series of poorly written questions. And Orso said, Let there be a projector to bear the warmup and the clips: and it was so. And Orso said, Let the warmups be gathered together unto one place, and so there was journals. And Orso said, Let me make pupils in my image, after my likeness: and let them be professional. So Orso created pupils in his own image, in the image of Orso created he him; male and female created he them. And the LORD Orso planted a garden northward in room 2318; and there he put the pupils whom he had formed. For many marking periods the pupils prospered in the ways of the Orso, learning much of the art of professionalism and the importance of infrastructure and Hamas. Any pupil who dared challenge the authority of LORD Orso was swiftly countered with a sharp “Pardon me sir, I needeth ye silent at this point”, and every pupil solemnly did as ye was told. Yet one pupil refused to follow the ways of the Orso, and brought great misery upon the garden of Orso, and came to be known as Sarah the Wicked: destroyer of all joy and happiness. “I am excited” said she foolishly among her fellow man, “If thou hast read thee instructions, rebecca guilfoyle, thou would have knowest that ye are to include Hamas in thy project.” Alas, this harlot was no match for the wrath of Orso. Unto the wicked one the lord Orso said “Shut thy mouth, heathen! No longer shall my pupils be tortured by thy terrible countenance! The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” And with one strike of his mighty fist LORD Orso crushed the wicked Sarah into a smoldering pulp, and the pupils of LORD Orso gazed upon this feat with utter awe. And then King Baba said unto LORD Orso, “Surely father Orso, thou hast stepped thy game up.” And with a great flash of light LORD Orso produced a pair of stone tablets out of thy hand, and handeth them down unto the people. The pupils quivered in fear of the almighty power of LORD Orso. Inscribed upon the tablets lay an order of commandments, which read as follows: Thou shalt be a professional Thou shalt hit the closure Remember the wiki, to keep it holy . Honor thy infrastructure and thy Hamas Thou shalt grabbeth thyself a laptop Thou shalt use the word infrastructure at every possible opportunity Infrastructure

And the commandments came to be adhered to with the utmost stringency, and the garden of Orso once again became gleeful. Then Orso saith unto his children, I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the wiki. The grace of our Lord Orso be with you all. Amen.