Being Ferris [the Informer] - Dylan Young - Sharp - July2008

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able hottie. He does it because that life is too small. He is both too competent to gain from that world and too childlike to endure it. So, in a bound of logic so unwaveringly pragmatic that most adults couldn’t even actualize it, he simply decides not to. In orchestrating his emancipation, he draws on a well of talent and industry. He’s obviously not above doing a little hard work to get his day at Wrigley. First, he has to hard-sell his Eeyorelike friend Cameron to join him. Then he blindsides his nemesis Edward Rooney, duping him into excusing his girlfriend, Sloane, all while hacking the high school computer. It’s the proactive approach at play (literally). And this is just the prep. He hasn’t even left home yet. What he does with his well-earned freedom, reads like, well, something out of this very magazine: he drives a beautiful and unbelievably rare car; he goes to a day game at one of the last true outdoor baseball stadiums; he goes to the stock exchange, to the Art Institute, to the tallest building in Chicago, and to the beach; he eats sweetbreads at a fashionable restaurant, soaks in a hot tub and hijacks a parade. In short, Ferris behaves exactly as we all should – living life like we mean it. Hughes sketched teen life as an analog to the adult one. His teens are separated from us only by the thinnest of conceits. Like us, they are burdened by ungainly tests, obstacles, social constraints and expectations. And like us, they often don’t do much to address it. Ferris, on the other hand, deploys every cell of his being, every talent and skill, to do just that. The film was catharsis for Hughes, the last teen film he’d direct. He now declines all interviews, living a secluded life in Wisconsin, like a latter day Salinger. The likes of Buffy, The OC, Veronica Mars, Gossip Girl, even The Hills owe much to Hughes. But Hughes never embraced the commodification of teendom and he was nonplussed by it. Even the successful can feel out of step with their lives. So, like Ferris, Hughes simply stepped out. There’s no reason to follow the slow downward suck of the daily grind, become just another gray flannel (I should say, business casual) victim of the mundane. It happens. Life loses its glamour. Routine is easier than being your own hero. I’m not going to mine the causes. Suffice it to say, you can spend a lifetime tending to the garden and never take the time to live in it. Life gets away from you. It doesn’t have to. Ferris is there to remind us of the things we’ve lost in transit, of the ends fuelling the means. He does this by parsing what is and isn’t of value to his life and putting the extra effort where it counts. The power of an archetype like Ferris isn’t necessarily a literal one. We love the potential, the nearly attainable fantasy of the character. Nobody is stopping bullets with their mind or turning back time. Ferris is the man precisely because he doesn’t do the impossible. There’s nothing superhuman about him, except, maybe, his ability to anticipate. It may look like he’s pulling rabbits out of his Air Cavalry beret but only because he’s distracting us with the other hand. His “superpower” is a very concrete one. He simply makes the best possible, most dynamic, of barely available outcomes seem accessible. It is. If you always wanted to fly a plane or move to Morocco, make a film or play the electric bass, surf the coast of Bali or date a model, eat blowfish or drive a Tesla, or even if (for some odd reason) you want to sing in a parade…. What are you waiting for? Like the kid says, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” FIIRPQO>QFLK7OL@@L@LJFPPL