Battle Of The Babies

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Battle of the Babies Only the Cutest Will Survive!

In the Yellow Corner Ari “The Puerto Rican Prince” Freedman  Weighing

in a monstrous 7 lbs 9 ozs  And towering at a staggering 1 foot 8 inches

In the Blue Corner Joseph “Brings the Hurtz” Gewertz  Weighing

in a ominous 5 lbs 15 ozs  And towering at a imposing 1 foot 7 inches



Ari – Born of a Puerto Rican Jewish Father (apparently they exist) and a Australian/Saudi Arabian/Floridian/Womenist Mother



Joe – Born of a Canadian/French loving/hating Irish accent speaking wishing he was Italian Father and a Christian educated Jewish mother whose personality rivals the sun

Their Fathers have trained them both hard:

The Stare Off

too be continued…

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