Battle of the Babies Only the Cutest Will Survive!
In the Yellow Corner Ari “The Puerto Rican Prince” Freedman Weighing
in a monstrous 7 lbs 9 ozs And towering at a staggering 1 foot 8 inches
In the Blue Corner Joseph “Brings the Hurtz” Gewertz Weighing
in a ominous 5 lbs 15 ozs And towering at a imposing 1 foot 7 inches
Ari – Born of a Puerto Rican Jewish Father (apparently they exist) and a Australian/Saudi Arabian/Floridian/Womenist Mother
Joe – Born of a Canadian/French loving/hating Irish accent speaking wishing he was Italian Father and a Christian educated Jewish mother whose personality rivals the sun
Their Fathers have trained them both hard:
The Stare Off
too be continued…