Batman And Two Face

[03/31/09 23:47:51 ] Stewart : to mowgs? [03/31/09 23:48:31 ] Dave : nah [03/31/09 23:48:34 ] Dave : to other people [03/31/09 23:48:54 ] Stewart : you mean to say there are others David Smith :-O [03/31/09 23:49:02 ] Stewart : how could you... [03/31/09 23:51:46 ] Dave : ....im sorry [03/31/09 23:51:52 ] Dave : i'm weak :( [03/31/09 23:51:56 ] Dave : they talk to me [03/31/09 23:52:02 ] Dave : i feel rude if i dont talk back [03/31/09 23:52:21 ] Stewart : i thought we had something special dave. [03/31/09 23:52:40 ] Stewart : you've changed. Alan Shearer changed you. [03/31/09 23:53:12 ] Dave : :(:(:( [03/31/09 23:53:20 ] Dave : cant we go back to the way things were? [03/31/09 23:53:36 ] Stewart : it'll be hard. [03/31/09 23:53:49 ] Stewart : but things will have to change. [03/31/09 23:53:58 ] Stewart : i can't keep living like this. [03/31/09 23:54:49 ] Dave : just give me one more chance... [03/31/09 23:54:55 ] Dave : i wont fail you [03/31/09 23:55:10 ] Stewart : promise? [03/31/09 23:55:32 ] Stewart : are the others worthy of this? i want names. [03/31/09 23:56:15 ] Dave : :( [03/31/09 23:56:34 ] Stewart : you think you're sad... [03/31/09 23:56:46 ] Stewart : me atm =:'( [03/31/09 23:57:04 ] Dave : :(:(:(:( [03/31/09 23:57:14 ] Dave : and now im :'( [03/31/09 23:58:01 ] Stewart : there there. [03/31/09 23:58:15 ] Stewart : *pats dave on his back* [03/31/09 23:58:22 ] Stewart : it'll be alright. [03/31/09 23:58:29 ] Dave : *sniffles* [03/31/09 23:58:33 ] Dave : really? [03/31/09 23:58:58 ] Stewart : there you go *hands dave a tissue*..no more tears. [03/31/09 23:59:07 ] Stewart : it will be fine [03/31/09 23:59:09 ] Dave : *sniffles* [03/31/09 23:59:12 ] Dave : im a big boy [03/31/09 23:59:22 ] Dave : *stifles another sob* [04/01/09 00:00:07 ] Stewart : i know, i know...*takes tissue away, folds it into a paper aeroplane* things will get better. [04/01/09 00:00:21 ] Dave : :O [04/01/09 00:00:25 ] Dave : look at it fly [04/01/09 00:00:39 ] Stewart : wow... [04/01/09 00:00:43 ] Stewart : oh no.... [04/01/09 00:00:52 ] Stewart : it's heading for the open fire... [04/01/09 00:01:04 ] Dave : *dives towards it* [04/01/09 00:01:17 ] Stewart : cue slow motion [04/01/09 00:01:26 ] Dave : noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [04/01/09 00:01:53 ] Stewart : *places hand over mouth in horror*....SON [04/01/09 00:02:49 ] Stewart : i doused that tissue aeroplane in petrol before i handed it to you... [04/01/09 00:03:11 ] Dave : AHHHHH [04/01/09 00:03:18 ] Dave : my face is on fire!!!!!!!!!! [04/01/09 00:03:32 ] Stewart : *reaches for extinguisher* [04/01/09 00:03:37 ] Dave : ....... [04/01/09 00:03:41 ] Dave : *two hours later* [04/01/09 00:03:52 ] Dave : im now two-face from the dark knight [04/01/09 00:04:00 ] Stewart : :-O [04/01/09 00:04:23 ] Stewart : batman comes to see two face [04/01/09 00:04:34 ] Stewart : *pats him on the back* there, there.... [04/01/09 00:04:45 ] Dave : you did this to me....

[04/01/09 00:04:56 ] Stewart : yes two face [04/01/09 00:05:06 ] Stewart : i had to save Gotham City [04/01/09 00:05:35 ] Dave : AT WHAT COST... [04/01/09 00:05:51 ] Stewart : i needed some of your face tissue [04/01/09 00:06:36 ] Stewart : the joker has reformed. he wants to be a normal boy again. he could only do this with half of your face. [04/01/09 00:06:56 ] Dave : you made the wrong choice batman [04/01/09 00:07:09 ] Dave : did you use my fake coin to decide? [04/01/09 00:07:40 ] Stewart : no two face. i used my own disgression. [04/01/09 00:07:56 ] Stewart : i had to make a choice. you or me. [04/01/09 00:08:17 ] Stewart : this is the way things are from now on. [04/01/09 00:08:33 ] Dave : then so be it... [04/01/09 00:09:11 ] Stewart : is that it? where's the aggression? where are the threats? [04/01/09 00:09:17 ] Stewart : where's the fire? [04/01/09 00:09:24 ] Dave : in 24 hours [04/01/09 00:09:30 ] Dave : expect me. [04/01/09 00:09:55 ] Dave : make sure your affairs are in order.... [04/01/09 00:10:33 ] Stewart : *looks deep into two face's eyes* bring it on. *flings cape and in a flash is gone* [04/01/09 00:10:57 ] Dave : *smiles knowingly* [04/01/09 00:11:04 ] Dave : *FADE TO BLACK* [04/01/09 00:11:33 ] Stewart : *credits* [04/01/09 00:12:01 ] Dave : .... [04/01/09 00:12:03 ] Dave : great job [04/01/09 00:12:09 ] Dave : i thought you were superb [04/01/09 00:12:16 ] Stewart : you also. [04/01/09 00:12:33 ] Stewart : an oscar is in on it's way to you. [04/01/09 00:13:03 ] Dave : *bows* [04/01/09 00:13:18 ] Dave : well I would like to thank my magnificent co-star Stew [04/01/09 00:13:22 ] Dave : my fans [04/01/09 00:13:24 ] Dave : my family [04/01/09 00:13:37 ] Stewart : *crowd jeers* [04/01/09 00:13:52 ] Stewart : "silence for dave..silence for dave" [04/01/09 00:13:52 ] Dave : and especially the unknown archer, who's image continues to inspire me every day [04/01/09 00:14:00 ] Dave : :( [04/01/09 00:14:19 ] Stewart : *crowd applauds acknowlegedly* [04/01/09 00:15:16 ] Dave : :) [04/01/09 00:15:34 ] Stewart : dave smith. the man. the legend. [04/01/09 00:17:33 ] Dave : 50% Mainland, 50% Island [04/01/09 00:17:39 ] Dave : 100% Awesome [04/01/09 00:17:41 ] Dave : :P [04/01/09 00:17:54 ] Stewart : that is a fantastic combo. [04/01/09 00:18:15 ] Stewart : but try...100% island