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v D T*U> ft1990:F  b(`k "g5 A_q lpdbvd \nthZ\w. kzlm_nIÄ \_n tbm Sv tNmZn¨p: Añmlphnsâ dkqte, Xm¦Ä R§tfmSv Xami ]dbpóphsñm? \_n ]dªp: ""AsX, ]s£ Rm³ kXyambXñmsX ]dbnñ.'' (XnÀanZn: 1990) G{]nð ^qÄ GXv tI{µ¯nð \nómWv G{]nð ^qfnsâ DÛhw Fóv JÞnXambn ]dbm³ aXnbmb tcJIfnñ. CXns\ kw_Ôn¨v hnhn[ A`n{]mb§Ä \ne \nð¡pópïv. cmhpw ]Iepw 12 aWn¡qÀ hoXw kaambncn¡pó ZnhkamWv amÀ¨v 21. Ató Znhkw \S¯s¸«ncpó hk´ImemtLmj§fpambn _Ô s¸«mWv Cu k{¼Zmbw cq]s¸«Xv FómWv NnecpsS A`n{]mbw. Cu BtLmj¯n\v hfsc¡mes¯ ]g¡ap sïómWv NnecpsS aXw. hk´Ime¯nsâ {]mcw` ¯nð \S¡mdpÅ _nw_mcm[\ bne[njvTnXamb BtLmj§fpambn CXn\v _Ôapïs{X. 4

kp{][m\ kp{][m\amb asämcp hmZw G{]nð ^qfnsâ DÛhs¯¸än ]cntim[n¨ NneÀ¡v hniZamb asämcp ImcyamWv ]dbm\pÅXv. AXv Gsd¡psd C§s\ hmbn¡mw. ""G{]nð ^qÄ Fódnbs¸Spó Cu G{]nðamk \pWbnð \½nð ]ecpw ]¦psImÅmdpïv. Fómð Cu k{¼Zmb¯nsâ ]nónsemfnªncn¡pó Ibv¸p ä bmYmÀ°ys¯¸än F{Xt]À¡dnbmw? "" ""GItZiw Bbncw hÀj§Ä¡p ap¼v kvs]bn³ `cn¨Xv apkvenwIfmbncpóp. Aós¯ XIÀ¡s¸Sm\mIm¯ iànbmbncpóp AhÀ. Fóm ð, temI¯p \nóp Xsó Ckvemans\ XpS¨p \o ¡m³ A[zm\n¨p sImïncpó ]mÝmXy³ {InkvXym \nIÄ ]e IpX{´§fpw AXns\Xncnð \S¸nem¡n s¡mïncn¡pIbmbncpóp. Ipds¨ms¡ AhcXnð hnPbn¡pIbpw sNbvXp. Fómð kvs]bn\nð Ckvemansâ hfÀ¨¡v XSbnSm\pw, AhnSs¯ a®nð sh¨p Xsó AXnsâ IYIgn¡phm\papÅ AhcpsS \nc´c {ia§Ä BXy´nIambn ^ew ImWmsX XIÀóSnbpIbmWpïmbXv. '' ""A§s\bmWv apkvenwIfpsS hnPb¯n\v \nZm \ambn \nesImÅpó ASnØm\ ImcW¯nsâ clkyadnbm³ kvs]bn\nð AhÀ Nmcòmsc \n tbmKn¨Xv. AhÀ Ahkm\w B clkyw Isï¯n. apkvenwIÄ kZm Im¯pkq£n¡pó IWniamb ssZht_m[hpw [mÀ½nI\nehmchpamWv Ahsc sbópw hnPbnIfmbn \ne\nÀ¯póXnse apJy tlXp FóhÀ Xncn¨dnªp.'' ""apkvenwIfpsS iànt{kmXÊnsâ clky adnª IrkvXym\nIÄ, AXns\ XIÀ¡m³t]mó amÀ¤§sf¸än Xe]pIªmtemNn¨p. A§s\bmWv ]pXnsbmcp kv{SmäPn¡v AhÀ cq]w sImSp¯Xv. AYhm kvs]bn\nsâ a®nð aZyhpw ]pIhen 5

kma{KnIfpw kuP\yambn e`n¡m³ AhÀ Ahkc §fpïm¡n. A¯cw km[\§Ä AhntS¡hÀ kar²ambn Ibän Ab¨p.'' ""Cu ]mÝmXy³ X{´w ^ew ImWm³ XpS§n. apkvenwIfnð hninjym bphm¡fnð aZy¯ntâbpw knKcäntâbpw kzm[o\w hym]Iambn. AXp sImïp Xsó, AhcpsS lrZb¯nse Cuam\nsâ iàn {ItaW{ItaW £bn¨phcm³ XpS§n. Cu kml Ncyw ImtXmen¡³ IrkvXym\nIÄ apXseSp¯p. kvs]bn³ apgph\pw AhÀ AhcpsS hcpXnbnsem Xp¡n. \oï F«p \qämïne[nIw kvs]bn³ `cn¨p sImïncpó apkvenwIfpsS {]Xm]w AtXmsS a§n ¯pS§n. {ItaW, apkvenwIfpsS `cW {]tZi ambncpó KÀ\mXz AhÀ¡p \jvSs¸«p. Hcp G{]nð Hón\mbncpóp {]kvXpX kw`hapïmbXv. Apkvenw IÄs¡Xncnð hnPbw Iï NXnbpsS {]XoIambn ]mÝXy {InkvXy³ tem_n G{]nð Hómw Xn¿Xnsb AópapXð ]cnKWn¨p hóp. ]nóoSv hÀjw tXmdpw G{]nð ^qÄ Fó t]cnð AXv XpSÀóp hcnIbmWpïmbXv.'' AópapXð Cóphsc. ""{]kvXpX kw`h¯n\ptijw Cópw XpSÀóp t]mcpó Cu Zpjn¨ k{¼Zmbw sImïv {]Xntbm KnIÄ e£yanSpóXv, apkvenw kaqlw aqVòmcmWv Fó [mcW kPohambn \ne\ ne\nÀ¯pI FóXmWv. Ckvemansâ i{Xp¡Ä KÀ\mXzbnse apkvenwIfnð am{Xw \S¸nem¡nb Cu IpX{´w C\nbpw Ahkm\n ¸n¨n«nñ. temIs¯ apgph³ apkvenapIfnepw Cu NXn AhÀ BhÀ¯n¨p sImïncn¡pIbmWv. G{]nð ^qÄ t]mepÅ ]cn]mSnIfnð \½fpw ]¦p sImÅpI Fómð \½psS hnhct¡Snsâ Bg s¯bmWv AXv hyàam¡póXv. Cu Xami¡fnbnð AhtcmsSm¸w tNÀóv CSwhew t\m¡msX klIcn ¡póXv HcpXcw AÔamb A\pIcWamWv. Ahsc 6

A\pIcn¡pIhgn \½nð NnecpsS _p²niq\yX s]mXpP\ ka£w Øncs¸SpIbmWv sN¿póXv! Cu BtLmj¯nsâ ]nónse \nPØnXn a\Ênem ¡nbncpópsh¦nð AXnð ]¦psImÅm³ \½psS A`nam\w Hcn¡epw k½Xn¡nñmbncpóp.'' ""Ct¸mÄ G{]nð ^qfmtLmj¯nsâ kXymh Ø \ap¡v t_m[ys¸«p Ignªp. C\n thïXv \½psS `mK¯p \nópÅ Hcp {]Jym]\amWv. "Cñ, C\n R§Ä Cu k{¼Zmbhpambn Hcn¡epw _Ô s¸Snñ' Fó ZrV{]XnPvR. kvs]bn\nð \nópw \mw ]mTapÄs¡mÅWw. ]qÀ®ambpw Ckveman\p thïn \nesImÅpóhcmIWw \mw. \½psS Cuam\n\p £bw kw`hn¡m³ Hcn¡epw \ma\phZn¨pIqSm.'' CXmWv, G{]nð ^qfnsâ Ncn{Xw ]dbpóhcnð Hcp hn`mK¯nsâ A`n{]mbhpw Ahcnð \nópÅ D]tZihpw. Fómð, Cu \pWbmtLmj¯nsâ Dð]¯n ¡p Ft´m BIs«, \ap¡p ]dbm\pÅXv, CXv {]tim`\amb BZyIme CkvemanI ImeL«¯nð \ne\nóncpótXm, apkveowIfmð cq]w sImïtXm Añ FómWv. adn¨v, Ckvemansâ i{Xp¡fmð Bcw`n¡s¸«Xs{X CXv. G{]nð ^qfnsâ t]cnð Fs´ñmamWv \Sóp sImïncn¡póXv! NneÀ NnecpsS a¡tfm, `mcysbm, kvt\lnXtcm acn¨pshómbncn¡pw _Ôs¸«hsc hnfn¨dnbn¡pI. BIkvanIamb C¯cw hmÀ¯IÄ tI«n«v lrZbmLmXw hóv acWs¸«hcpsS IYIÄ t]mepw dnt¸mÀ«v sN¿s¸«n«pïv. NneÀ Xsâ kplr¯nt\mSv ]dbpóXv, \nsó tPmenbnð \nópw ]ncn¨p hn«ncn¡pópshómbncn¡pw Asñ¦nð Ahsâ IpSpw_w Aán_m[bneIs¸«pshtóm, AhÀ¡v hensbmc]ISw kw`hn¨pshsóm atäm Bbncn¡pw. {]kvXpX \pW¯amiIÄ F{Xt]cpsS 7

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