A New Book

Little red riding hood is minding her own business, walking through the woods.

Me Wolf stops little red riding hood to ask her what she has in her basket.

Little Red Riding hood didn’t learn about stranger danger in school, so she tells him exactly where she is going. And runs off screaming.

It was Mr Wolfs cheat day so he thought some extra cookies would be tasty and ran ahead to Grandmas house

Mr wolf walked inside and amazed at the quality of grandmas cabin. He thought what was grandma doing on the side. He thought cheat day could wait, I need to get me some of this life!

Mr wold discovered grandma was an international drug dealer, and little red riding hood was in fact her drug mule.

Mr wold found the keys to grandmas hatch and decided to sail the world with all his new pimps!!!!