Chorus:] 808 Hoes, 808 Hoes Big Teeze be fuckin these 808 hoes 808 Hoes, 808 Hoes Big Teeze be fuckin these 808 hoes (Why you treat me so bad) You's a 808 hoe, 808 hoe (Why you treat me so bad) [Verse 1:] I fucked this bitch from laoag City A lil ass shorty with some big ass titties I met this freak from tawnees Asked her if she wanna fuck she said okay Fucked this bitch from Salt Lake I really love the way she make the booty shake Said I met this bitch livin up in laoag She was sippin on her coffee and lickin my bone-ah And then I fucked this bitch from l.c. I stuck my dick in and she said owwie I met this bitch from tawnees place She said "eric just do me gently" I fucked this hoe from Wahiawa Took me half an hour to undo her bra I almost fucked this chick from Waipahu Good thing I neva cuz she was mahu [Chorus] [Verse 2:] I fucked this ***** from Mililani Sexed her so good that she gave me mani I even fucked this ***** from Kalihi I hit her so hard that she had to shi-shi I fucked this chick from Aiea She love it from the back while I pull her hay-ah I boned this ***** from UH Manoa The next day she told me that her ***** soa Fucked this ***** from Waikiki Went to the hotel and got freaky I banged this ***** from Honolulu Said she like hawaiian but prefer the sulu I fucked this chick from Waimanalo Her family came out and said mahalo I even fucked this freak from Hawaii Kai Said she neva fucked a ***** from Waianae [Chorus] [Verse 3:] I fucked this ***** from the military base Nice *** body wit a fucked up face This hoe she sucked ******* she from Kaua'i We couldn't **** cuz she had her ma'i I fucked this ***** from Waikele I fingered that ***** like an ukulele I fucked this ***** from Kakaako She don't love me she love Jimmy Taco I fucked this ***** from the North Shore I fucked her all night on a boogie board So I fucked this ***** from Aina Haina Petite asian wit a tight vagina Damn I even fucked a chick from Hau'ula She sat on ******* and started doing the hula I even fucked a ***** from the mainland She said "That's why they call you the ding-a-ling man"