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I need you... I love you Send This SMS Free on Mobile I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES ! Updated: 02/03/2007 Newtons Law of Romance Send This SMS Free on Mobile Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER Updated: 30/12/2006 Newtons 2nd law of ishq Send This SMS Free on Mobile Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance Updated: 30/12/2006 Newtons First Law of Ishq Send This SMS Free on Mobile Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy Updated: 30/12/2006 Girl: when we get married Send This SMS Free on Mobile Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet Updated: 22/12/2006 A small kid wrote Send This SMS Free on Mobile A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother" Updated: 22/12/2006 Some times small things in life hurt a lot Send This SMS Free on Mobile Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !! Updated: 26/11/2006 line mar raha hay Send This SMS Free on Mobile ________________

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__________ Kuch Nahi 'I' k mobile ko 'U' k mobile say pyar ho gaya hay is liye line mar raha hay. Updated: 24/11/2006 Kaisa wollu banaya unko Send This SMS Free on Mobile 7 Angels come to me & asked for the most Inteligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed person So i Gave them your address. DEKHA Kaisa wollu banaya unko Updated: 23/11/2006 i m in love with a guy Send This SMS Free on Mobile Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach.. Updated: 23/11/2006 Don key Send This SMS Free on Mobile Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain. Aur Pyarse. "Donkey" .Think it DON! Updated: 23/11/2006 kiss is a key off love Send This SMS Free on Mobile kiss is a key off love' love is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children'children r problem off pakistan soo stop kissing and save pakistan Updated: 14/11/2006 aij jamadarnee ko aik condume Send This SMS Free on Mobile aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee Updated: 14/11/2006 Why do some teachers wear sunglasses Send This SMS Free on Mobile Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses? Answer:Because their pupils are very bright. Updated: 11/11/2006 b tu beth ker makhyan maaar Send This SMS Free on Mobile twinkle twinkle little star tera boy friend gaya bazar us ko mil gaya doosra pyar ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

Updated: 11/11/2006 Was your Father a mechanic? Send This SMS Free on Mobile Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? Updated: 11/11/2006 Good professional Send This SMS Free on Mobile To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!! Updated: 09/11/2006 Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... Fuddu se yaad aaya Kaisa hai tu..!! Updated: 09/11/2006 Donkey is busy reading this SMS

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS! Updated: 20/10/2006 Keeping idiot busy Send This SMS Free on Mobile This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat Difference between watch & wife

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What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai! Updated: 20/10/2006 Why should I learn?

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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Updated: 20/10/2006 God’s apology Send This SMS Free on Mobile Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world. Updated: 20/10/2006 How did you find me?

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Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me? Updated: 20/10/2006 Talking about oxygen

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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN Updated: 20/10/2006 Your own stupid Send This SMS Free on Mobile Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be … one heart that would always beat for you … You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!! Updated: 20/10/2006 If you are very sad Send This SMS Free on Mobile If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From Updated: 20/10/2006 Rain makes beautiful

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The rain makes all things beautiful … The grass & flowers 2 … If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? Updated: 20/10/2006 Pronouncing good english

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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. Updated: 20/10/2006 From birth till my death

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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been… a headache ! Updated: 20/10/2006 No one rested Send This SMS Free on Mobile God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested. Updated: 20/10/2006 Can u send me ur photo

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp … I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Updated: 20/10/2006 Why should only I suffer

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you… Why should only i suffer! Updated: 20/10/2006 When u feel sad Send This SMS Free on Mobile When u feel sad … To cheer up just go to the mirror and say … “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness … But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!! Updated: 20/10/2006 Don’t bring any gift

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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me Updated: 20/10/2006 Someday u may lose

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Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have! Updated: 20/10/2006 Husband wife quarrel

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Updated: 20/10/2006 Ur smile Send This SMS Free on Mobile Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness… You’ve got no comparisons Updated: 20/10/2006 Why I SMS U Send This SMS Free on Mobile Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye ! Updated: 20/10/2006 Why I miss u Send This SMS Free on Mobile Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care. One person u love

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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. Updated: 20/10/2006 Same mistake twice

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Another MOON ? ………..Possible Another SUN ? …………..Possible Another SKY ? …………….Possible Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible ‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

Updated: 20/10/2006 Sandal utaaroon kya?

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! Updated: 20/10/2006 Koi pathar se na maare

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Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko. Updated: 20/10/2006 Aisa kalyug aayega

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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sirf ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega! Updated: 20/10/2006 Tum sa koi dushara

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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…. Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! Updated: 20/10/2006 Unki dewangi Send This SMS Free on Mobile Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Updated: 20/10/2006 I will die Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta: Updated: 20/10/2006 Poori cycle marne ki..

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Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt Jatt: Andhi hai kya Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari? Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi. Updated: 20/10/2006 Kunware hum bhi nahin

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Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi, mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho, kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi. Updated: 20/10/2006 Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho

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Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon. Updated: 20/10/2006 Ladkiyo ko SMS Send This SMS Free on Mobile Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye Updated: 20/10/2006 Shaane log SMS kar raele hai

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Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai. Updated: 20/10/2006 Salary meri ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho… Updated: 20/10/2006 Ande tamatar Send This SMS Free on Mobile Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri… Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega Updated: 20/10/2006 Santa & Banta Send This SMS Free on Mobile Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/Updated: 20/10/2006 Sardarji & Librarian

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Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”

Updated: 20/10/2006 Zehar hai ki pyar …..

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Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing: “zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !” Updated: 20/10/2006 Saala chakkar kya hai!

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When U feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 u & everyone is ignoring U,n hating U, U should ask Urself.. Saala Chakkar kya hai! Updated: 20/10/2006 SMS ka khatra Send This SMS Free on Mobile Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call Updated: 20/10/2006 Check sugar level regularly

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Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Updated: 20/10/2006 You’ve always been a headache!

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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a headache! Updated: 20/10/2006 Mere papa bahut darpok hain

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Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child - how? Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain ! Updated: 20/10/2006 Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho

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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho Updated: 20/10/2006 If ever in your life u r very sad

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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. Updated: 20/10/2006 Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain

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Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain Updated: 20/10/2006 Message pe message bhejte ho

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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! Updated: 20/10/2006 Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

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Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai. Updated: 20/10/2006 Which is more important to us?

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Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?” Pupil : “The moon”. Teacher : “Why?” Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”. Updated: 20/10/2006 Machhar ne aap ko kata

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Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh us ka junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha. Updated: 20/10/2006 A message to god Send This SMS Free on Mobile Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy. Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.

Updated: 20/10/2006 Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi! Updated: 20/10/2006 Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

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Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge Updated: 20/10/2006 An apple a day Send This SMS Free on Mobile An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Updated: 20/10/2006 Humhe neend bahut aati hai

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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo humhe neend bahut aati hai Updated: 20/10/2006 Dost me aap jaisa Send This SMS Free on Mobile Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya taarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi! Updated: 20/10/2006 Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar..

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Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain Updated: 20/10/2006 Why we send funny sms?

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Sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny sms to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do - you send funny sms. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact, you send funny sms. When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you send funny sms. To let you know that: you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, you are still wanted, guess what you get? A funny sms from me. So my friend the next time you get a funny sms, don’t think that I have just sent you a funny sms, but that… I Have Thought of You Today! Send this to your friends and let them know you are always thinking about them and don’t forget to send it back to your friend who sent it to you … Let them know you’re thinking about them too! Updated: 20/10/2006 Who let the dogs out

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Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

Wife- I will die. Husband- I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta! Updated: 20/10/2006 Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Updated: 20/10/2006 Humhare yahan shaddi e-mail ..

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American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! . Updated: 20/10/2006 Mom & Son Send This SMS Free on Mobile One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.” MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.” SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?” MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.” Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e Updated: 20/10/2006 Machhar hai maroo

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Look Upward BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn, Look Downward Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn, Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo Updated: 20/10/2006 Sardar’s honeymoon

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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him Updated: 20/10/2006 Sardar’s english language

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney. Updated: 20/10/2006 Pledge of boys Send This SMS Free on Mobile Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education? Updated: 20/10/2006 Saali baap ko le aayi

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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi. Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi. aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi. Updated: 20/10/2006 Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?

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Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya? Updated: 20/10/2006 Sardar’s exam and fighting

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2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. Updated: 20/10/2006 To kya hoga achievement

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SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT Updated: 20/10/2006 Do mendak … Send This SMS Free on Mobile DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar” Updated: 20/10/2006 Our car only starts with petrol

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Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?” Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.” Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.”

Updated: 20/10/2006 Somebody is going to get a spanking

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A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.” Updated: 20/10/2006 How to keep our heart clean?

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Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I don’t know. Probably we must eat the soap. Updated: 20/10/2006 Mumbai, capital of India?

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Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper Updated: 20/10/2006 What is far? Send This SMS Free on Mobile Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai? Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai. Updated: 20/10/2006 Choice for dinner Send This SMS Free on Mobile Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. Updated: 20/10/2006 What’s the meaning of a school?

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Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

Raj: What is your baby brother name Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet Updated: 20/10/2006 Your head is growing through your hair

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Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?” Dad: “No, why do you ask?” Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!” Updated: 20/10/2006 Hamara bhi bank balance hota

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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota Updated: 20/10/2006 Ham dekhte hain: TOM AND JERRY

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Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera, Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri, Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY. Updated: 20/10/2006 Don’t play with my life

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Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. - Sardar says 2 mosquito. Updated: 20/10/2006 Itna kyon darate ho

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Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho,

Dil kamjor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho? Updated: 20/10/2006 Satyug aane wala hai

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Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai Updated: 20/10/2006 Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa ke to dikha …

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Hey Krishna tu is kalyug me aake to dikha … Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha. Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha. Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai, Bipasa ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha. Tune gokul k 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, mere college ki ek ladki pata k to dikha. Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dikha Updated: 20/10/2006 Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?

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John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai. Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga. Updated: 20/10/2006 Kripya dhyan de Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo. Updated: 20/10/2006 Murgi ki paheli Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”. Paanch kaise? .. .. .. .. .. Socho Socho … .. .. .. .. .. Kaise Hua? .. .. .. .. .. Aur Jara Socho .. .. .. .. .. Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

Updated: 20/10/2006 Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye

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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye. Updated: 20/10/2006 Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge

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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se contact me rehena, Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge Updated: 20/10/2006 Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain

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Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain Updated: 20/10/2006 Student’s problem Send This SMS Free on Mobile Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain Updated: 20/10/2006 Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta

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ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta

Updated: 20/10/2006 System of love Send This SMS Free on Mobile System of love: Jan - Rose Feb - Propose Mar - Gift April - Lift May - Chating June - Dating July - Kiss Aug - Miss Sep - Drop Oct - Escape Nov - Rest Dec - Next Updated: 20/10/2006 Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he

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Arz kiya haiHun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he. Updated: 20/10/2006 SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega

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Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega… Updated: 20/10/2006 Main sadhu kyun banta?

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Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

Kya aap Close Up karte hain?

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Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain? Updated: 20/10/2006 Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina

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Suwar ke bachhe! Ullu ke patthe! Kutte ke pille! Gadhe ki aulaad! Bhains ke bachhde! Bakri ke memne… Updated: 20/10/2006 SMS karke paap karta hun

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Mandir mein jap karta hun, Masjid mein addab karta hun, Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun, Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun. Updated: 20/10/2006 Bijali chaligayi Send This SMS Free on Mobile Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi, Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi, Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain, Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi. Updated: 20/10/2006 Chudel keh rahe ho?

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Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho. Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho. Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho?

Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun Updated: 20/10/2006 Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan

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Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Are Woh Woh Too Boliye , Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan. Updated: 20/10/2006 Kal balance ho na ho

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Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo, Aaj ek sms aur kar lo, Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho. Updated: 20/10/2006 When I call you Send This SMS Free on Mobile When I call you: 1 ring means - I’m missing u, 2 ring means - I like u, 3 ring means - I’m thinking of u, 4 ring means - I need u, 5 ring means - Idiot phone utha. Updated: 20/10/2006 Difference between watch & wife

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What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai! Updated: 20/10/2006 Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai

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Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain Updated: 20/10/2006 Utrega kaise? Send This SMS Free on Mobile Khud ko kar buland itna Key Himalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche Aur Log tujh say puchhe Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise Updated: 20/10/2006 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon

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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon Updated: 20/10/2006 Garmi ki shuruwat…

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Din ko chain nahin, Raat ko aaram nahin, Jee na lage kahin, Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai? .. Updated: 20/10/2006 Dekha kisi aur ke sath

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath Updated: 20/10/2006 Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya Sath mein tera khushbhu laya Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

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Updated: 20/10/2006 Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo

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Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo Updated: 20/10/2006 Bhagwan sanker k gale me naag

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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai? Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag. Updated: 20/10/2006 Maine tujhe dekha

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Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya Updated: 20/10/2006 A girl on the cover Send This SMS Free on Mobile Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Updated: 20/10/2006 Taste the thunder? Send This SMS Free on Mobile Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder Is this what they call, taste the thunder?

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Updated: 20/10/2006 Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins

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Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins. Updated: 20/10/2006 Sidhe upar chale aana!

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston, Yun aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, Sidhe upar chale aana! Updated: 20/10/2006 I press the bell but no one comes out

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out Updated: 20/10/2006 Ladki aisi paheli hai

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Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”. Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?” Updated: 20/10/2006 Aaj Light Khana hai!

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Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’

Updated: 20/10/2006 A chinese question:

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A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo Hua, So Hua. Updated: 20/10/2006 Jahan dard vahan Send This SMS Free on Mobile Jahan dosti vahan pyar, Jahan pyar vahan ishq, Jahan ishq vahan judai, Jahan judai vahan dard, Jahan dard vahan jandu balm, Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao Good Night Updated: 20/10/2006 Pizza hut ka opposite

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Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai? Answer: Pizza hatna mat Updated: 20/10/2006 Pizza hut ka opposite

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Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai? Answer: Pizza hatna mat

Updated: 20/10/2006 Oye! higher studies yaar

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar. Updated: 20/10/2006 Difference between watch & wife

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What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai! Updated: 20/10/2006 Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai Updated: 20/10/2006 Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai

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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye! Updated: 20/10/2006 Itne kam marks Send This SMS Free on Mobile Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai Updated: 20/10/2006 Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. tumne gum ko kab jana hai.

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tum to gum se bekhabar ho. tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai. Updated: 20/10/2006 Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Updated: 20/10/2006 Mayawati & Laalu

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Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon. Updated: 20/10/2006 I kiss my wife everyday.

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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave Updated: 20/10/2006 Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. Updated: 20/10/2006 Men always have better friends

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Men always have better friends… They will stand by you, no matter what! Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them. Friends of Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them. Updated: 20/10/2006 Dost me aap jaisa…

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi Sagar se gahara koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi! Updated: 20/10/2006 He saw them without problems

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God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas” God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi” He saw them walking he created, “Car” He saw them without problems, “He created u”. Updated: 20/10/2006 Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya

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Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U” Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 Rs mein

Updated: 20/10/2006 Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee

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Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Humare dil se dua nikli: “Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee” Updated: 20/10/2006 Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai Updated: 20/10/2006 Naha ke chal diye Send This SMS Free on Mobile Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye Updated: 20/10/2006 Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola…

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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya Updated: 20/10/2006 Kutte ka cake Send This SMS Free on Mobile Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge Updated: 20/10/2006 Jise dil diya… Send This SMS Free on Mobile Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi Updated: 20/10/2006 Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika

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Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye Ek ne desh ke liye Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye Updated: 20/10/2006 Hazaron ka kya hoga?

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Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Updated: 20/10/2006 Ek ladki thi diwani si

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan Updated: 19/10/2006 When u feel lonely and alone

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When u feel lonely and alone Can’t see any 1 around u The world seems to be fading away Come along wid me I’ll take u 2 the eye specialist Updated: 19/10/2006 Brain is a master piece

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Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts - Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left! Updated: 19/10/2006 Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte. Updated: 19/10/2006 Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

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Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya Updated: 19/10/2006 Beautiful Red Underware

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Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha” Updated: 19/10/2006 Bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?