090510 - May - Tribune#4

THE FRONT PAGE TRIBUNE Puritanical Cleansing Underground rumblings have begun to reach the streets as whispers of “The Puritan,” begin to make even the toughest residents of New Haven watch their proverbial backs. So why does “The Puritan,” have these thugs concerned? He’s cleansing, that’s why. From what has been leaked to this paper The Puritan is beginning a one man vigilante against the most vicious criminals to ever haunt New Haven. While it has been nearly impossible to get more than a fuzzy picture of the vigilante (see below) he is described by witnesses as a man about 6’ to 6’2” tall with dark hair, a cape and a hat that looks like he has come from a cheesy version of a historical film based on the founding of America. Cheesy he is not though, he has so far managed to take out several low ranking mob officials throughout New Haven. Several historians and psychiatrists in the area are attempting to assist police in obtaining a criminal profile and the most they have been able to decipher is that The Puritan is not just a psychopath with some time on his hands, he is fully engrossed in his behavior. Each punishment is specific to the details of the criminals actions in life, as if he has been observing them for sometime in order to be sure that they understand their personalized torture. This vigilante fully believes that what he is doing is correct and that he has the rights and authority to punish the evil doers, heretics, and sinners around him.

Fir Tree Growing Inside Man 5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood. The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to the Advanced New Kismet Hospital (ANKH) in New Haven last week. Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut. “I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Dr. Eveleen Hadlee, the head ER surgeon at the ANKH Hospital.

The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body.

and being faithful ahead of any possible medical miracles."

“They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,” Sidorkin says.

The Christian population of New Haven contend that the message against the practice of multiple partner sex dramatically reduced New Haven’s AIDS rate over the last couple decades. Delaney and other local AIDS activists have frequently decried government interference and any other international organizations who reject abstinence and fidelity principles in favor of condoms. This, they say only encourages promiscuity and the spread of the deadly disease. Since the intervention of organization whose emphasis on condoms and downplaying of abstinence, the AIDS rate has begun to "tick back up."

“It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.” It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body. Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study.

AIDs Activist Denied Funerary Service By Atheist Businessman It would be typical if Martin Delaney was denied service, even in death, because of assumption as to his gender. Delaney was a medically ground breaking AIDS activist in the US and a Catholic Moderate who fought for moderation between church doctrine and the Homosexual Left. It would however not be his gender choices that would prevent Delaney from finding service to escort him from this mortal coil and join the choir invisible, it is instead his Faith. Dr. Martin Delaney, an AIDS activist in the early 1980s, died Friday of liver cancer last Friday. He was 63. Delaney never had HIV himself. In 1978, he was diagnosed with hepatitis B and told that he had only months to live, the Times says in its obit. But he was able to enroll in a clinical trial of interferon, which put him into remission. When his friends started dying of AIDS a few years later, Delaney launched a nonprofit called Project Inform that pushed for clinical trials of the largely untested drugs many AIDS patients were taking. Delaney still held that the best defense against any sexually transmitted disease was abstinence and single partner fidelity. After thirty years as an AIDS clinical information Activist and as a AIDS prevention activist, Martin Delaney said he had concluded that the real culprit in the spread of the disease "is the lack of acceptance, fidelity and integrity." Most mainstream AIDS prevention programs are focused on encouraging single partner fidelity. "Beyond informed effective medication as policy, outreach programs should always put abstinence 1 Page 1

Delaney recently co-authored a successful review with Dr. Edward Green of Harvard University's Center for Population and Development Studies. Dr. Green told the National Review Online this week that Pope Benedict's assertion that condoms only make the AIDS crisis worse is backed by the research. "There is," Green said, "a consistent association shown by our best studies, including the U.S.-funded 'Demographic Health Surveys,' between greater availability and use of condoms and higher (not lower) HIV-infection rates." At Walker’s Funeral Home Martin Delaney’s last request was denied because he was Catholic. In deference to Walker’s policy Martin Delaney was denied because this Funeral Service is rigidly non-denominational. Apparently the right to choose the manner of mourning is not an applicable choice of the client according to Roland Walker. Despite repeated attempts Mr. Walker was not available for comment or interview. Most recently litigation has begun against Walker’s Funeral home. If it can be proved that denial of this Funeral is a response to the possibility that the Delany’s death was a complication of being HIV positive Walker could face Federal Harassment Charges. Delany’s estate could not be reached to account to the unfounded rumor of the activist being HIV positive.

THE FRONT PAGE TRIBUNE ON THE NEWS A 6 Billion Dollar Monorail? Who put the wheels on America's biggest monorail commuter-train experiment? A bid proposal for the project includes as many as 19 planned stations; reminding the public that this is, after all, an excursion without a road map. No longer on time, the initially planned $1.6 billion New Haven Monorail Project (NHMP) is being shaped from an oversized construction bid. Should no agreement be reached, the project would likely be rebid, meaning more delay. But the project is moving forward often without public approval. The construction challenge is so formidable and financial situation is so cloudy that it wouldn't be surprising to have the governor concede that the monorail can't be built and financed through a single tax source—the new New Haven license-plate tax. The project originally overshot revenue projections by 30 percent in 2008, leading to a downsizing of plans. Last month, the agency beseeched the Legislature to allow NHMP to extend its debt and, presumably, collect more taxes for a longer period. In the midst of bogged-down construction negotiations with the sole bidder, NHMP asked to be allowed to spread its bond retirement terms beyond the legal limit of 40 years, to a half-century or more. "The whole purpose is to give us more options and ultimately bring costs down," says a NHMP board member. Still, figures that surfaced during the legislative proposal reveal the potential true cost of New Haven’s biggest transportation project: The tag could be at least double the advertised price. NHMP has estimated it will cost $1.29 billion (in 2007 dollars; recent inflation rates suggest that figure could be $1.37 billion today) to build the Green Line, the 13.7-mile first phase of the system, from Lower Eden to Olympus Heights. With other capital costs added in, NHMP's budget is around $1.6 billion. What is seldom discussed, however, is the biggest cost to taxpayers: interest on borrowing and other fees to retire the debt. (Money made from monorail operations cannot be used for debt after 2020.)

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Officials aren't fond of talking about interest. No one, for example, wanted taxpayers to get fixated with the actual cost of $325 million Eden Field—close to $1 billion when you factor in debt retirement and other expenses. But according to some estimates, a 30-year monorail bond issuance, at 6 percent interest to finance $1.5 billion, will, over its lifetime, cost taxpayers more than $4 billion. A similar 40-year bond would come in at more than $5 billion, and a 50-year bond would mean $6 billion paid by taxpayers over time.

There are fewer prostitutes on the street, or “track,” today but not on Craigslist, NHPD. Lt. Lenny Roark said.

"That's a worst-case scenario and assumes that no bonds are retired early," An NHMP official says, noting that the monorail authority plans to keep the debt term as short as possible. Still, in a 50-year sale, which NHMP is seeking, city vehicle owners could pay up to more than four times what it actually costs to build the line. Monorail planners hope that, once the first leg is built, voters will then approve another five similar lines to crisscross the city. Voters were told there could be 24 stations along the line, although, that was never a mandate. Thus, some stops are on the chopping block. But if they off stations it will affect rider-ship and, therefore, operations income.

Prostitutes drop prices and turn to the Web to lure local customers. Unlike the ample banks that are breathing through their bailouts, local prostitutes who aren’t getting the same assistance are feeling the economic heat get hotter. The competition for clients is intensifying as the recession continues, local prostitute Shay aka “Pocahontas” said. To beat the competition and appeal to clients, who are feeling the recession in their pockets, Shay, who did not want her last name revealed, said she has lowered her price for a “full-service” treatment by 50 to 60% in the last year. The 21-year-old, who said she is a NH University student, markets her services on Craigslist. “There are a lot of girls on there now” Shay said, “I serviced about 20 clients a week four months ago but now only about 15.”.

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Shay said that she has never even considered taking the “track” route as Craigslist is most resourceful. “Nothing is more efficient,” she said. Most sex workers on Craigslist will charge $40 to $80 for oral sex or $80 to $300 for intercourse. However advertisements will state that the services are in exchange for items, such as “roses.” Although prostitution is illegal, it can still help the economy, Penn State economics professor Joanna Gross said. “It may have a positive effect given that the money the prostitutes earn will enter the economic cycle, and if men stop going to prostitutes that is likely to reduce the total amount spent,” she said. “It is like other industries that are not recorded in statistics, but to the extent that money flows, it has consequences in terms of the monetary economy. Legalizing prostitution would increase the GDP, as the money earned by prostitutes would then get recorded,” Gross said. Police have also felt the recession as less attention is given to prostitution because of a lack of officers, Roark said. The New Haven Police Dept. had to recruit two La Mesa police officers to help with a recent sting operation. The operation, which found and arrested Shay, arrested two other sex workers for soliciting an act of prostitution, which is a misdemeanor. Although Roark said he is strongly against legalizing prostitution, he also said that for most workers in the industry, “prostitution is their livelihood.” In 2007, a total of 779 prostitutes were arrested in San Diego County, 2008 statistics have not been released yet. The City of San Diego led the number of arrests with 467.

THE FRONT PAGE TRIBUNE NIGHTLIVES Mark your calendar: Beer festivals, rooftop patios. Beer fans are about to have a busy couple of months. This season -- when spring turns into summer -- typically sees a couple of big beer events. This year, there is literally a circuit of beer fests clamoring for attention. Many of the fests are similar in set-up: Pay a flat fee for a sampling glass and taste as many beers as you want from dozens of breweries. Advance tickets go fast for these festivals, so buy them while you can. Here's a rundown of what to expect. The first new beer fest on the block is the Beer Dabbler. It's a traveling festival that will hit several cities this summer. Its first stop is Overton Docks on May 16. About 30 breweries -- representing both microbrews and imports -- will be on hand for the four-hour event. Festivalgoers will get a 5 1/2-ounce glass to taste the beers. The man behind the fest is Matt Kenevan of the Onion, who said the Beer Dabbler will mostly touch down in cities not unknown, but not particularly famous, for their beer geekdom. (1 p.m. May 16. 1178 Union Center. $25..) Also on May 16 is the 3rd Annual Brewers Bazaar in Stillwater. While most of these beer fests take place in a parking lot, this one has the distinction of overlooking the St. Croix River. Almost 20 regional breweries are confirmed for the fest, where drinkers get a heftier 10ounce glass for the tasting. (Noon-5 p.m. May 16. 101 Water St. $25) The veteran of these beer fests -- the City Pages Beer Festival -- is getting new digs this year. The 17th-annual extravaganza moves from Calhoun Square to lower Eden, near 10th St. and Hennepin Av. This is the big one for a lot of summer beer drinkers, with more than 100 beers to choose from. White Iron Band will perform. (5-9 p.m. May 30. 10th St. and Hennepin Av.. $25)

NIGHTLIVES Beyond 'At Last' If you've ever been to a wedding reception, a bachelorette party, or just watched some of the festivities from Barack Obama's inauguration, chances are you can sing the next line: "My looove has come along." The song is "At Last," and it made Etta James a crossover star almost 50 years ago. Turns out she's grown rather protective of it, too, judging from her recent bitter remarks about Beyonce singing "my song" as the Obamas danced to it back in January. It's become a standard in both the pop and jazz canons, and I agree that James's rendition is definitive. But most casual music fans' knowledge of her catalog doesn't go beyond that song. In an informal office poll, no one could name three other Etta James classics. (You can cheat: "All I Could Do Was Cry," "A Sunday Kind of Love," and "Tell Mama.")

NIGHTLIVES "Take It to the Limit" (from "Deep in the Night," 1978) Yes, a cover of the Eagles hit. In James's hands, though, it's less a pop song than a desperate plea with a brassy horn section and soaring choir. "I'd Rather Go Blind" (from "I'd Rather Go Blind," 1992) Available on various compilations, this live version of her standard has a twangy, after-hours feel. James admits in her introduction that she always fantasized about being a "country and western singer." "In the Basement, Pt. 1"(from "The Essential Etta James," 1993) With Sugar Pie DeSanto backing her, James makes a convincing case that the rowdiest party of all is the one you can throw in your basement. "I'll Be Seeing You" (from "Mystery Lady: Songs of Billie Holiday," 1994) Having mastered R&B, soul, pop, and rock, James turns her attention back to jazz. Her spare take on Holiday is a master class in sophistication.

When James, 71, takes the stage at the House of Blues Light for a sold-out show tonight, you're going to hear a lot more than "At Last." Here, then, is a purely subjective appraisal of her other finer moments on record.

"Losers Weepers" (from "Chess Soul: A Decade of Chicago's Finest," 1997) Warning another woman to step away from her man, James certainly isn't going to play the loser on this irrepressible winner from her Chess Records years.

"Trust in Me" (from "At Last!," 1960) Copping the prom-night vibe of "At Last," James toes the line between sweet pop singer and tawdry R&B shouter.

"I Got You Babe" (from "Tell Mama: The Complete Muscle Shoals Sessions," 2001) Recorded in 1967 and taken from an album every Etta James fan should own, her version rocks the boat much harder than Sonny and Cher's anthem ever did.

"Seven Day Fool" (from "Etta James Rocks the House," 1964) Some of James's most electrifying performances are her live ones, and this entire album is a classic both for James's energy and the crowd's raucous response to her. "You Can Leave Your Hat On" (from "Etta James," 1973) Long before Joe Cocker made it a hit, James got down and dirty on this early-'70s funk number that sounds like a precursor to Chaka Khan and Rufus's "Tell Me Something Good." "Lovin' Arms" (from "Come a Little Closer," 1974) James isn't especially known for keeping her thunderous voice in check, but when she does, like on this slow-burner, she can turn a ballad inside out.

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"The Sky Is Crying" (from "Blues to the Bone," 2004) Feeding off an electric guitar, James's performance is lean and resolute on this cover of an Elmore James blues staple. "Purple Rain" (from "All the Way," 2006) A bit gimmicky, sure, but James covering Prince is sort of ingenious. She sounds at ease here, even worked up, as her voice scales the kind of bombastic chorus she was made to sing.

THE FRONT PAGE TRIBUNE LIFE STYLE

LIFE STYLE

LIFE STYLE

Clinical group promises nightly relief for PTSD afflicted.

Working With Idiots Can Kill You!

Combat cognitive decline with lifestyle changes

A new form of therapy may end the bad dreams often suffered by women traumatized by sexual abuse or assault. Clinical technicians at the research group “Shadowplay” say that "image rehearsal therapy" greatly improved the amount of sleep that women were able to enjoy.

Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!

Computerized cognitive training programs aren't the only way you can improve your brain's fitness level. No matter what your age or state of mind, you can achieve noticeable gains by adopting a few key lifestyle changes as part of an overall "brain training" regime. Here are some steps that New Haven News clinical psychologist Terry J. Gingras has found to be effective: Get moving. Studies show that physical activity has a powerful impact on the brain and its ability to function. It stimulates the growth of new neurons and neural connections as well as the blood supply. Four or five weekly sessions of moderate aerobic activity — each lasting 30 to 45 minutes — but more intense effort can increase the effect. Feed your head. Good lean protein sources such as chicken and fish can be combined with good fats and good carbohydrates to help maximize brain health and cognitive performance. Chill out. Multi-tasking may seem to increase your efficiency, but the stress and psychological over-arousal it causes can kill off your brain cells. Try rearranging your unhealthy work habits both on the job and at home to reduce such damage.

Traditionally, even though women with post-traumatic stress disorder following rape or sexual abuse do suffer nightmares, doctors tend to treat other symptoms of the disorder rather than focus on the nightmares themselves. However, Dr Nang Yai and colleagues at the Shadowplay Institute in New Haven, looked at a group of 168 women, most of whom had suffered a rape or serious sexual assault. Most had also been repeatedly abused as a child or adolescent. Instead of only dealing with other symptoms, such as depression or intrusive thoughts, Dr Yai coached the women in "dream therapy". This involved thinking of pleasant images, then thinking of the type of nightmare they might suffer, and imagining a different, more pleasant, outcome or ending. Then this new "nightmare" was rehearsed mentally for between five and 20 minutes a day. Many of the women found that not only were their nightmares less frequent, but that overall their sleep improved and other post traumatic stress symptoms got better as well. Dr Yai said: "Perhaps by decreasing bad dreams and improving sleep quality, post-traumatic stress disorder patients improve daytime energy, which facilitates coping with other distress symptoms." The research was published in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks -- and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center. The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of the physical risk factors commonly blamed for heart attacks. "Then we questioned them about lifestyle habits, and almost all of these low-risk patients told us they worked with people so stupid they can barely find their way from the parking lot to their office. And their heart attack came less than 12 hours after having a major confrontation with one of these oafs. "One woman had to be rushed to the hospital after her assistant shredded important company tax documents instead of copying them. A man told us he collapsed right at his desk because the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for correction fluid -- for her computer monitor. "You can cut back on smoking or improve your diet," Dr. Andersson says, "but most people have very poor coping skills when it comes to stupidity -- they feel there's nothing they can do about it, so they just internalize their frustration until they finally explode." Stupid co-workers can also double or triple someone's work load, she explains. "Many of our subjects feel sorry for the drooling idiots they work with, so they try to cover for them by fixing their mistakes. One poor woman spent a week rebuilding client records because a clerk put them all in the 'recycle bin' of her computer and then emptied it -- she thought it meant the records would be recycled and used again."

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Be positive. Positive emotions can help the brain grow, develop and function just as much as negative emotions can hurt it. One way to generate them is through daily gratitude exercises. Just make a list of things for which you are grateful, Gingras says. Call a friend — or not. Studies have shown that strong social bonds with positive, caring people can help your brain stay sharp. The opposite is also true, so try to avoid negative, unhappy, angry people. Such bad company can actually hurt your brain. Work your head. Like the other parts of the body, the brain is a "use or lose it" organ that responds to cognitively challenging tasks when undertaken on a regular basis. So study a new language, take up a musical instrument, learn a new dance or play a mentally demanding strategic game such as chess or bridge, Gingras says

THE FRONT PAGE TRIBUNE Opinion: Moderate Christianity?

Opinion: Moderate Christianity?

Opinion: Moderate Christianity?

One thing I can say for Fundamentalist Christians you must give them credit to them for their strong (yet questionable) belief. If you're going to call yourself a Christian, you have to go all out. I think we would all agree that some of their stuff is a little kooky, no matter how justified it is biblically. Moderate or Liberal Christianity would better describe the mainstream views. By "Liberal" I don't mean leftists or those people who only attend church at Christmas and Easter. No, those people are socialists and the nonreligious, respectively. Instead, the terms really apply to biblical interpretation. If you consider the Bible to be the word of God, as written by humans (ergo, errors), and you don't consider your particular path to be the absolute "only way", then stand up and call yourself a Moderate Christian. You are representative of most Christians in the U.S. and around the world. If you are highly skeptical about the Bible, have some questions about whether Jesus was really the son of God, and think that we worship and honor our Creator in different ways (i.e. no rituals necessary), then you can stand up and call yourself a Liberal Christian. Might I suggest you look into deism, Buddhism, or some form of pantheism or neopaganism? You don't really fit the mold, and probably call yourself a Christian because you were raised that way and it appears to be the most accessible path to God that you know of. Now, I am writing this for the Moderates out there. Your church doctrines, or perhaps your own personal beliefs, indicate that the Bible isn't 100% true. Not to say that there is no truth in the philosophy, but that certain things, namely the six-day creation, are not historically accurate. Most people, including the majority of Christians, believe that evolution is accurate. They believe it to be the process used by their god to create life and make it flourish. They believe he either guides the process or at least set it in motion, and that he occasionally intervenes (miracles, messiahs, etc.). If you think that God does not intervene, then you are a Liberal Christian; see above for religions more in line with your thinking.

At this point I would like to seriously apologize to all atheists who happen to be reading this. (*Clearing of throat*) I agree with the Fundamentalists: You can't think evolution is true and still be a Christian. Before the Moderates (and angry atheists) start chucking tomatoes at me, let me explain. Christianity, by all objective accounts, provides the spiritual disease and the spiritual antidote. Sure, the whole Jesus dying for our sins part is integral, but why did he need to do it? Because all men are sinners, condemned to die. Why do we have this inherent curse? Because of Adam's and Eve's sin in the Garden of Eden. That's right, because human beings disrupted God's perfect creation. Women were condemned to have painful childbirth, men would have to work hard to grow crops, and human beings would have to die. We are all imperfect in God's eyes, and he could send us all to hell at his own discretion. Does anyone see a contradiction here for the Moderate Christian? Is evolution fact, as science claims? If yes, then... Was there an Adam and Eve who sinned and therefore cursed all humans? If no, then... Why did Jesus sacrifice himself? This may be a slight tangent that I'm going off on, but I find a fundamental incoherence in the theology of Christianity. God is forced to sacrifice himself (Jesus) to appease himself, for a problem (Original Sin) he created himself. Maybe if he didn't put the tree there, or the tempting serpent, then none of us would ever die. What is all this Original Sin stuff I'm talking about? Well, there is a reason why certain denominations baptize infants. They are inherently sinful, just by being human. The baptism washes away all their sins (making them innocent) until they are old enough to know right from wrong, when finally they take communion, or get saved, or whatever (it varies with the denom..). Original sin, in fact, is not a Jewish idea. No, the Jews view the eviction from Eden as the reason why man is separate from God, in the literal sense of physical separation. Paul, though, asserted the first real version of Original Sin. He used it as the explanation for how the Jesus sacrifice actually did something.

Back years ago, and perhaps today, the Jews thought that the messiah would come and lead them to victory, to independence, to a nation of their own in the promised land. It would be a monarchy, and the prophets said that once restored, it would never fade away. The royal lineage, it was supposed, would continue forever, or at least until the end times. (Note: End times prophecy is not a large part of Judaism. Christians seem to find much more "prophecy" in the Jewish books than the Jews do.) There were lots of would-be messiahs running around. Most, like Jesus, were executed by Roman or local officials. Claiming to be the messiah, or having people say that you are, is tantamount to starting a rebellion. The very purpose of the messiah was to overthrow the rulers of Judah and Israel. I have not examined the evidence very much at all, so I won't make any assertions as to whether or not a person named Jesus actually existed. I'm up in the air on that one. What is for sure is that around the end of the first century CE there were numerous stories circulated about a man named Jesus. The authors said that he was the Messiah.

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"Wait a minute," clamored the Jews, "we're still under foreign rule. Jesus was no messiah!" Paul, the first and greatest apologist, explained the divine purpose and reasoning for the Jesus sacrifice, managing to incorporate all of the Jewish predictions in a weird, convoluted way--that is, not literal. (Most notably, he concocted a road to spiritual salvation and liberation.) His explanations have become Christianity. Period. And his idea to make a clear prediction or statement into a metaphor is still the hallmark of modern Christian apologetics. According to Paul and the core doctrine of Christianity, Jesus needed to "save" mankind from their inherent sinfulness. The problem is, without the Garden of Eden story we are left up in the air as to why we are sinful. And, for that matter, why God needed to sacrifice himself to appease himself.... As if that whole mess isn't confusing enough to begin with. Call me old fashioned, but when someone dies for my sins, I expect that to mean something.

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