Weird Names.docx

trashrabbits Desactivado

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

pikatru Desactivado

kyliesparks27 Desactivado

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

fizzylimon Desactivado

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decisionmaking process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign a road sign

liamdryden

proletarianprincess

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

lardybarbie Desactivado

“47 month old”

autisticnarset Desactivado

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?” “Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

luckyitems Desactivado

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese” the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

lotionaddict Desactivado

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

allmenarerapists

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children: Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel) All real

the-epitome-of-sophistication

This shit is hilarious

badgyal-k

@kaiiwooo

kaiiwooo Desactivado

I can’t

onlyblackgirl

47 month old.

trebled-negrita-princess Desactivado

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

i-sucked-dick-on-accident

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names

xoverlyxclusivex

47 month old.

crime-she-typed

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

mesaymeep

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

blue-glissando Desactivado

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

phandomalpaca-lover3729 Desactivado

47 month old

nugret Desactivado

47 month old

technicolortessi

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

anthony-carmelo Desactivado

47 month old

validuskong Desactivado

47 month old.

fishy

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

bbc03onthemove Desactivado

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life? Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

tsg2k15

47 month old tho

hijabiinhiding Desactivado

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

ladyfabulous

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

slytherenne

amusewithaview

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

aniseandspearmint

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it. I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. Latrina. (For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

lightningparadox

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

natural--blues

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

b-morevony

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

moperson

47MONTHOLD

absurdist-enigma Desactivado

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

aquarius-heauxx

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

hey-its-scar

books-and-cookies

47 month old

gay-zelda

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

huffylemon

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

queseraawesome

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

whoremano

I knew a baby named Watermalonedrea

silverloke

ABCDE (appearantly pronounced Absidee and over 300 (!!!!) girls in USA has it as a name since 1990 according to wikipedia)

just please stop

putmymusiconshuffleidareyou

If you want your kid to have a unique name, pick a name from a culture you have ancestry in or something (i.e. I’ve got irish ancestry and have considered naming a future daughter Siobhan because it’s a really pretty name). That way there is 1. A standard way to pronounce ut 2. Its an actual fucking name 3. You have an excuse besides being utterly ridiculous. KVIIIlyn…. that poor girl.

jawdroppingmen

As a hungarian I can’t understand this. Here names are regulated by the Hungarian Science Academy (Magyar Tudományos Akadémia). They provide a list of names you can name your child (a very long list). And you can’t make changes in the way you write it. If you want to give a unique name to your child you have to ask permission from them. If they deny your request you have to choose an other name.