TAG YOURSELF
SIGNS
MADAME GRAND ● Annoyed 24/7 ● “How dare you speak to me” ● Smarter than you and knows it ● *eyes roll so far back it hurts* ● Likes nice things ● Gets bored easily ● Commitment? Idk her. ● Here for a good time not a long time ● funny/life of the party
SAG
SELF-PORTRAIT IN A STRAW HAT ● ~artsy~ ● Hippie flower child ● Actual baby ● *astral projects away from responsibilities* ● Creative af ● Procrastination queen ● In love with love ● Cries watching chick-flicks ● Constantly in their own little world
PISCES
Madame Molé-Reymond ● Flirty af ● Always up for anything ● Good friend but super flaky ● Acts dumb but is super smart ● Not at all judgemental ● Has never made a decision in her life ● Stylish QUEEN ● *Dates you for 2 weeks then vanishes*
LIBRA
PORTRAIT OF HUBERT ROBERT ● Highkey workaholic ● Wants to be the best at everything ● WILL cry if they they aren’t good at something the second they try it ● Big but fragile ego ● Uptight & serious ● No problem cutting you off ● “sorry just saw this I was busy” ● Seems to have their life together but doesn’t
CAP
THE MARQUISE DE PEZAY, AND THE MARQUISE DE ROUGÉ WITH HER SONS ALEXIS AND ADRIEN ● GOSSIP ● Always happy to help ● CANNOT keep a secret ● *judges you from a distance* ● Social butterfly ● Attracts people like a magnet ● Literally friends with everyone ● Longest instagram stories you’ve ever seen
GEMINI
PORTRAIT OF ANNA PITT AS HEBE ● Lives in a forest somewhere ● Done with your shit ● Loves animals ● Dogs > humans ● Wears pyjamas and calls it fashion ● Super organized ● Good at everything but modest about it ● “Give me coffee or give me death”
VIRGO
SELF-PORTRAIT WITH HER DAUGHTER JULIE ● Mom friend ● Such a fucking sweetheart ● *crying* ● v soft ● “Kill them with kindness” ● Would do anything for their friends ● adorable ● Watches soap operas ● Just wants to settle down in the country already
CANCER
JULIE WITH A MIRROR ● introvert ● Very introspective and ~deep~ ● ~mysterious~ ● Kinda immature ● Having 20 different crises at once ● Likes making ppl uncomfortable ● Act tough but are Big Softies ● Needs their mom
SCORPIO
JULIE LE BRUN AS FLORA ● Has to be the most important person in the room at all times ● DRAMA QUEEN ● Appreciation for beauty and nature ● Bold af ● The popular kid ● World’s biggest ego ● Would fight a bitch for their friends ● Loud as hecc
LEO
Peace Bringing Back Abundance ● Passionate af ● Always ready to fight ● Lust for life ● Has 1000000 crushes ● “What’d you just say to me??” ● Makes a lot of sexual jokes ● Just wants to be loved ● Angry but in a cute way
ARIES
EMMA HAMILTON AS A BACCHANTE ● Social activist ● Has literally never felt an emotion ● Doesn’t care what you think of them ● Plans to run away and live out their dreams ● “Let’s go climb mount everest!” ● Weird 3am convos ● Only listens to underground indie bands and watches art cinema ● Has a conspiracy theory about everything ● Fucking wacko but u love them anyway
AQUA
BARONNE DE CRUSSOL ● Smartass ● Boujee as fuck ● Just wants to fuck off to a mansion in the middle of nowhere ● Could steal your man but wont ● Logical thinker ● Thinks they’re always right and everyone else is stupid ● Stubborn af but loyal friends ● High standards
TAURUS