Std- ((funny Short Stories))

So the Drama- a series of short stories By: Brezzy Bre Jasmine Flowers is on her way home from her mother’s funeral with her boyfriend Jason Banks and her best friend Beth Wilson. Jasmine: (crying) I can’t believe she’s gone! I didn’t even get to say good-bye! Beth: Well, she’s in a WAY better place. If you ask me I’m glad she wasn’t alive to see that horrible funeral! Jasmine: (turns to face Beth) what do you mean! Beth: Oh come on Jas! She only had one flower… and it was dead! Then she didn’t even get a coffin, they put her in a wooden box! Please girl this isn’t Roots! Jasmine: Beth quit trippin’ because if this was Roots they would’ve dug a hold and dumped her body in the ground! She’s lucky she got the box. Beth: Maybe if you weren’t so busy fucking around with your boyfriend all the time you would’ve had time to get something done. Jason: Don’t hate because you can’t get a man! Beth: Whatever! And can you keep the noise down? I am in the next room! Jason: Maybe if you would get your ass up out of my apartment, you wouldn’t be having this problem you freaking whore! Beth: Shut up! You… you… you centimeter peter! Jason: (He pulls the car over on the side of the road) what! Jasmine: (she turns to face Beth) He isn’t a centimeter peter! Beth: Yeah thanks to them male enhancement pills!! There’s silence in the car. Jasmine looks stares at Beth and then turns to look at Jason. Jasmine: (laughing) this is a joke right?!? (She stops laughing) Jason! Jason: No. Jasmine: You’re taking pills to make your dick bigger! Aw you poor thing! Beth: Jasmine! Jasmine: well… how big are you? Jason: That is not the point! (He turns to Beth) And how the hell did you find out? Beth: Well I uh… I found it in the trash Jasmine: What the fuck are you going through the trash for? Beth: You can find a lot of things in the trash! Jason: Well you should know you homeless little bitch! Beth: I rather be a bitch than have a small dick! They both start arguing at each other. Jasmine: Ya’ll need to stop! Nigga take me home. Jason: What! Jasmine: Come on you have to go to work! Jason: Fine. But I’m not done with you Beth! Beth: Whatever you say. Later… Back at the apartment Jasmine cries herself to sleep. Jason goes to talk to Beth before he leaves. Jason: Hey.

Beth: Oh I’m sorry! (She jumps into his arms and gives him a kiss) Baby I was just upset I didn’t mean to tell her about the pills. But why can’t we be together already? Jason: We will just not now. Beth: Alright fine. But I want to show you what will be waiting for you when you get home. Beth takes off her dress and throws it to the floor. Jason pulls Beth into a kiss, and then he pushes her up against the wall. Jason: Damn girl I gotta have you now! Beth: Now?! But she in the next room she might hear us. Jason: Then keep it down. Beth: Baby I don’t think I can. Jason: Yeah you right. Beth starts ripping Jason’s clothes off. Beth: (breathing hard) Put it in Baby, put it in! Oh it’s yours. Fuck me until I can’t take it no more. Jason goes faster and faster. Harder and harder. Beth screams! Jason presses his hand over her mouth and keeps going. Jason: Oh Baby! Jason stops and pulls out. Beth: oh my god! Jason looks at Beth who is looking down at his dick. Beth: Did you wear a condom? Jason: Fuck! To Be Continued …

STD Part2 The next day Jasmine's cousin Tay comes over for a visit. Jasmine is very upset. Tay: Girl what's wrong?? Jasmine: That stupid boy is cheating on me! Tay: Jason! I told you he was no good! Jasmine: He comes in all hours of the night. He smells like sex, when he comes home he heads straight for the shower! One night I came home, her mopping the damn floor. That bitch don’t never clean up! AND he got crabs! Tay: Eww! That's nasty. Jasmine: I know. I was ready to hit that and then I see a bunch of crabs! Tay's brother Johnny comes in from the kitchen

Johnny: Ok! I fixed your sink and now I gotta go! Tay: What the rush? Johnny: Today Crystal and I have been married for a whole month! Jasmine: I can't believe you got married at 17. But I'm happy for you two. Beth: Ahh!! Beth screams and runs out of the bathroom. Beth: OH MY GOD! Jasmine: What the hell is wrong with you? Beth: I got crabs! Jasmine: WHAT?!? Tay: Oh shoot! Beth: Please don't kick me out. Jasmine: I'm going to do more than that, I'm gonna kick your ass. Jasmine punch's Beth in the face. Johnny and Tay grab her as Beth gets up off the floor. Beth: What the heck was that for? Jasmine: How did you get crabs? Beth: From this guy I had sex with. Jasmine: Who is he? Beth: Well uh… I don't know some guy I met at the club. Jasmine slaps Beth across her face. Jasmine: You lying! Jason got crabs too! Wanna try again. Beth: I'm so sorry! Jasmine: You're sorry! That's my man you home wreaker! Beth: Maybe if you could satisfy your man, he wouldn't need to come to me! Tay: Shut up, trick! You ain't got nothing ya flat behind! Johnny: Well I would love to stay, but I gotta go! Johnny goes home to see his wife. Back at the apartment… things are still heating up! Tay: See Jas I told you not to trust white girls! Beth: Oh please! You're the one who gave him crabs! Jasmine: Oh hell naw! To Be Continued… STD Pt, 3 Now we join Jasmine, Beth, and Tay… STILL FIGHTING!!! Jasmine: Ok… this is some Jerry Springer shit! Beth: No, more like Maury. Jasmine: (she turns to Tay) You filthy waste of God giving talent! Tay: Look! I couldn't help it and he's the one who gave me crabs so he must have gotten it from someone else. Beth: Whoa! How many people is he sleeping with? Jasmine: I think I'm going to be sick!

Jasmine runs to the bathroom and shuts the door. Then she screams. Tay: Now what’s wrong with you? Jasmine: (In the bathroom) There's a bunch of crabs on the toilet seat! Beth: (Laughing) I tried to tell you. Tay: Shut up you cracker! Beth: Why don't you shut up you NIGGER! There was silence. No one spoke. It was like the Beth's words echoed in the room. Jasmine came out of the bathroom Jasmine: I know she didn't say what I think she just said! Tay: You know what?!? I'm tired of your crap! Jas get my Vaseline and tennis shoes, this chick just earned herself a beat down! Beth turns and tries to run for the door, but Tay grab her legs and drags her across the floor. Tay punches her in the face and slams her head against the coffee table. Jasmine cuts all of Beth's hair off and beats her with a stick. Beth: Stop you bastards! Tay: And she’s still talking junk! Jasmine: You know what we going to take it all the way back to roots! No forget that! We gonna take it all the way back to Jesus time. Tay go in my room and get my whip. We gonna to beat yo ass thirty nine times! Beth: NO!! While Jasmine and Tay chase Beth with the whip, Johnny meets up with his wife. Johnny: Hey baby! Crystal: Oh hi. Johnny: Happy one month anniversary Baby. Johnny pulls out a box from behind his back. Crystal: Oh wow, but baby I have to tel… Johnny: Come on open the box. Crystal: Diamond earrings! Thank you, but… Johnny: I just want to tell you that I love you and I don't think I made a mistake when I married you. Crystal: Oh… I really need to tell you something. Johnny: What is it? You ain't pregnant are you? Crystal: No! Look Johnny I'm… Someone walks out the bed room naked. Person: Babe are you coming back to … OH MY GOSH! Johnny: (standing up) Crystal what's going on? Crystal: Johnny I'm gay. Johnny: Baby I'm happy too, but that doesn't explain why my sister is in our living room naked! Crystal: No I don't think you understand. I'm a lesbian! Johnny: So what are you trying to say?

Dee: We're gay lovers! Johnny: Oh you're happy lovers! Crystal: See look at what I have to put up with! I'm sleeping with your sister. Johnny: oh… OH you're nasty. How the hell can you sleep with my sister! Dee: If you want, we'll show you how! Johnny: Shut up Dee and go put yo clothes on! (Johnny looks back at Crystal) You're my damn wife, how could you do this, with my sister!!! I mean is there anything else you want to tell me? Dee: Well now that you mention it, you both might want to get tested. Crystal: Tested?? For what? Dee: AIDS! Johnny & Crystal: WHAT!!

And U Thought It Was Over So a week has pasted since we last join these teenagers in there crazy DRAMTIC! World. But there are so many questions that have gone unanswered! Like what did Jasmine do about Jason, did she break up with him or take him back?? Or Beth did she get pregnant because Jason forgot the condom? The big questions everyone's been asking... Did they catch Beth and beat her 39 times?? LOL What happened to Johnny and Crystal... Do they have AIDS??? Lets find out... ONE WEEK LATER Johnny: Crystal wake up! We have to go to the doctors today. Crystal: (sleepy) I almost forgot. Man I hope we don't have AIDS. Johnny: Well maybe if you hadn't of fucked my sister we wouldn't have to be going through this shit! Crystal: (getting out of bed) Would you have rather me sleep with some stranger! I was just trying to keep it in the family! Johnny: Do you fucking hear youself?? You shouldn't have slept with anyone in the first place. You told me that I gave you what you needed! Crystal: Well I lied! I can't feel a thing with the dick you have! It's so crooked I have to walk all the way around the corner to get on it. And by that time we have to try and get it up again. I couldn't use my vibrater anymore because I ran out of batteries. Johnny: Well why didn't you buy somemore? Crystal: Well damn I don't know maybe because I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!!! While Johnny and Crystal continue to argue, Jasmine and Beth are in the room waiting for the doctor. Beth: I can't believe we have the same appointment. Jasmine: You lucky I don't finnish giving you yo thirty nine beat downs right now. I can't believe you called the cops! Beth: Hell ya I called the cops! A bunch of black girls trying to crack a whip on my ass! Jasmine: If you'd have keep yo mouth shut we wouldn't have had to straighten yo ass out. The doctor walks in. Doctor T.: Hello ladies. Girls: Hey T. Doctor T.: I can't believe ya'll in the same room together. Last I heard Ya'll was wild n' out. Jasmine: T. just get to the real! Doctor T.: Look I told you at the office call me Doctor T.!

Beth: Whatever! is there anything wrong with her? Doctor T.: Jasmine I'm so sorry to report... that you are HIV positive. Girls: WHAT! Doctor: And I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Beth: Ok I'm lost! Doctor T.: (laughing) I'm just playing with you! Jasmine grabs T.'s clipboard and starts to beat him with it. Jasmine: You fucken dick! how the hell you going to do something like that? Doctor T.: Damn girl calm down! Jasmine: I will once we get to the real. Doctor T.: Ok fine, you're pregnant! Jasmine and Beth bust out laughing. Beth: Oh my god! That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Jasmine: Can you picture me having a baby?? Doctor T.: Well you'll see in seven months. They stop laughing. Beth: I thought that they had baby's after nine months! Doctor T.: Naw Beth, what I mean is that she's eight weeks already! Oh and Beth you're wounds from the whip are healing up nicely... how many times were you hit? Jasmine: Sixteen!! Beth: Shut up you little whore before I kill you and that baby! Doctor T.: Ya'll need to chill this isn't some ghetto ass clinic! Now Beth there's something I need to tell you. You got genital herpes! ... AND I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Beth: (laughing) Wow! You're joking right. Doctor T.: Yeah! I didn't really save money on my car insurance by switching to Gecio! Those bitches be lying! Once they found out I was black, they hung up! But you still have herpes! Beth: What! Jasmine: (lauging) Oh My God! You got herpes... Just like Betty!!! Maybe you two should start a club called the "Herpe Bitches"!! Beth: You Bitch! Beth jumps at Jasmine, but T grabs her and puts her out the door and shuts it. While Beth is banging on the door, T. talks to Jasmine. Jasmine: Fuck I can't believe I'm pregnant.

T.: I know I never really pictured you as the "mother type". Jasmine starts crying T.: What's wrong! Jasmine: (crying) But I don't know who the father is! To Be Continued... AND U THOUGHT..., PT2 As Beth and Jasmine walk out into the waiting room of the doctor's office, Johnny, Crystal, Tay, and Dee walk in. A nurse comes from behind the desk. Nurse: Are any of you Johnny and Crystal Flowers? Johnny: Me and My wife are right here! Nurse: The doctor will see you now, right this way... The nurse takes them to the back, meanwhile the girls start fighting. Jasmine: Well if it isn't Tay the slut. Tay: Look Jas I said I was sorry! Jasmine: Yeah you gonna be sorry when I kick yo ass! Tay: Oh hell naw! I'm the one who taught you how to fight don't try me... Jasmine starts walking away but Tay pops her in the back of her head. Tay: Bitch! Jasmine turns around and tries to punch her, but Tay smacks her in the face so hard it knocks her off her feet. Jasmine hits Tay in the back of her legs and she falls to the floor. The girls continue to roll across the floor. Beth watches the girls fight while Dee calls for help. Jason arrives at the office and sees the girls fighting and tries to break it up. Then T. and Johnny come and try to help him. T.: Jasmine what the hells wrong with you. Ya not suppose to be fighting it might hurt the baby! Jason, Tay, Johnny, Crystal, Dee: Baby! Jason: We having a baby! Jasmine: We're not having anything together! Stay away from me we're over! Jason: You're not going to keep me away from my child! Jasmine: I don't even know if it is your child! EVERYONE: WHAT! Johnny: Wait a minute can we please pause the young and the restless for a second! (He turns to look at T.) Do me and Crystal have AIDS or not? T.: I told ya'll to call me doctor T.! Crystal walks in the room. Crystal: Can you just get on with it??

T.: No you don't have AIDS! Johnny: YES! T.: But you're five weeks pregnant! Crystal: WHAT! Jasmine: We're both going to have babies! Johnny: Wait a minute. We got married 4 weeks ago and I was a virgin... Beth: Damn why did you wait so long?? Johnny: Shut up! Crystal who else did you fuck! Besides my sister?? Crystal: (laughing) you're not going to believe this… I mean you're going to laugh your ass off! Tay: Okay what's the joke? Crystal: I had sex with your brother! Tay: We don't have a brother. Person: You do now... Everyone turns to see Dee standing there with her pants down. There was something hanging between her legs. Beth: Is that a piece of string?? Jason: Well that's a big piece of string! Jasmine: That ain't no string that's a dick!! T.: Shit she got balls! She’s a transvestite.

And U Though… Part 3 As we continue the story, everyone (besides Crystal) is shocked to learn that Dee is really… a MAN! Tay: Oh my god this is beyond crazy! Jason: Come on girl… I mean, uh man, pull yo fucking pants up! T.’s girlfriend Tynesiha walks into the office and sees a man with his pants down. Ty: Oooo! Now that’s a man. I’ll ride that dick any time. Dee turns to face Tynesiha. Ty: Holy shit! What the hell you doing wit that thing? I mean… Damn! Ty runs to T. T.: Don’t touch me! What you mean you gonna ride that dick? Ty: Baby that was a joke! Dee pulls up her pants, while Jasmine starts talking. Jasmine: I don’t understand. Johnny how can you miss the fact that yo sister has a dick when she comes into yo living room completely naked?? Johnny: I don’t know… I wasn’t looking and she was standing behind the couch.

Crystal: Then he yelled and told her… I mean him to put his clothes on. Tay: I don’t care what any of you say, she’s a girl! Dee: No I’m not! I’m a man and I got the balls to prove it. Tay: Not for long! Tay pulls out her pocket knife. Beth: What are you gonna do wit that? Tay: I’m gonna cut off her dick and crave a hole in her ass! Jasmine: You can’t do that! Johnny: Yeah she already has a hole in her ass! Crystal: Shut up Johnny! Tay: Oh the hell I am. Tay charges at Dee, but T., Jason, and Johnny tackle her to the floor. Dee runs out of the building. Jasmine: Stop it! Oh! Jasmine grabs he stomach and moans. Jason runs to her, while Tay wiggles herself free and runs in search of Dee. Johnny goes after her. Jason: Are you okay? Jasmine: I’m fine! I just wanna go home. Jason: I’ll take you. Jasmine: No! Jason: You’re carrying my child. Jasmine: It’s not yo baby! Beth: Then who’s is it? Jasmine: Well, uh… Ty: Come on, who is it?!? Jasmine: It’s… T.: Jasmine don’t! Jasmine: You! T. you’re the father of my baby. Jason, Ty, Beth: WHAT!

Midnight Madness Every one is still upset by the chain of events that have happened over the last month. But Beth tires to turn things around. She walks into star bucks and sees Jasmine at the counter. Beth: Hey Jas! Jasmine: Hey… Nice wig (laughing). Beth: It was the only one they had left! Ok I didn’t come to fight, just to give you this. Beth hands her an envelope. Jasmine: What’s this? Beth: I’m having a party in that vacant building on Morris St. With all the drama that has been going on I thought it was time to lighten things up. Jasmine: Beth I don’t know about this… Beth: Come on it’ll be cool, every one from school is going to be there. Jasmine: Alright fine. Beth: Great! I’ll see you @ 8 tonight. Beth rushes out of the store. Jasmine: I got a bad feeling about this!! Later… As party guest start to arrive, Beth is upstairs making sure her dress looks perfect. Beth: I look fabulous! It’s time to get this party started. Beth turns and reaches for the door. Beth: AHHH!!! Beth drops her purse on the floor. Beth: Oh my God! Jibbs what the hell are you doing?? Beth’s butler Jibbs was standing in the door way. Jibbs: Ms. I think you should call the party off. Beth: Why? Jibbs: This building is really old and very unstable, it’s not safe! Beth: Look Jibbs this building is absolutely fine. Jibbs: But Ms… Beth: Look we’re having this party and that’s final! Beth runs down the shaky stairs into the front room filled with noisy kids. Beth: Hey! Shut up you sons of bitches!! There was silence.

Tay: (talking to Jasmine) I know she didn’t just call us bitches! Beth: Welcome every one, ya’ll ready to party until the sun comes up?? Crowd: Yeah! Beth: OK. Down here we have food and drinks, upstairs is the dance floor, and the third flood is if some of you wanna get freaky! Crowd: OOOOO!!! Shawn: Now this is what I call a party! Nathan: Ey Beth you got some rubbers? Beth: I do not supply condoms! Nathan: Damn. Beth: Lets party!!! The crowd heads for the stairs. T. and his brother Frank arrive. Ty: Oh look its T. Frank: Oh shit! I see ya’ll need to talk, I’m going to smoke a blunt! Frank walks to the corner. Ty and her sister Le’neasha walk up on T. Ty: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t cut yo throat! T.: Can we talk… Alone. Ty: Fine! Beth: There are some rooms upstairs that ya’ll can go in! T. and Ty go to the third floor. Beth: Look guys, I know this past month has been really crazy, but I’m hoping that we can let all of that go for just one night. Crystal: I think that’s a great idea… Jasmine what’s wrong you are really quite. Jasmine: Has anyone seen Jason?? Johnny: No not since this morning… Person: AHH!!! Screams run though the building. Frank is so surprised by them that he drops his blunt in the trash. The screams were so loud that it was heard over the music. Frank: What the hell! Every one runs for the stairs. Crystal: Where are the screams coming from?? Johnny: I think the third floor. The gang pushes they way through the crowd of kids. They finally reach the top floor. The lights go out. Jasmine: What the fuck is going on? Beth: I don’t know. The screams start again.

Tay: It’s sound like Tynesha! Frank: It’s coming from that room right there. Frank tries to push the door open. Frank: It’s jammed! Johnny come give me a hand. Frank and Johnny run and push the door open. Something heavy hits the floor. Beth: What’s going on? Ty: He’s dead! Tay: Who?? T.: We don’t know. Crystal: How do you not know whose dead? Ty: We can’t really see his face it’s covered with blood. Johnny: Well can any body tell us who this is?? At that moment Jasmine lets out a cry. Jasmine: Jason!!! Johnny: Where?? Crystal: You idiot he’s dead! Frank: But who killed him??? To Be Continued…

And the Madness Continues Last time we joined the gang, they made a shocking discovery… Jason is dead! The question is… who killed him?? Jasmine: He can't be dead! Shawn and Nathan run into the room. Nathan: What's going on?? Tay: Jason… Shawn: What about him? Crystal turns to look at Shawn. Crystal: Your bother's dead! Shawn: No you're lying. Crystal: Really! He's dead. Take a look for yourself. Shawn walks over to his brother's lifeless body and he starts to cry. Ty: Aww Shawn! The girls run over to hold Shawn, but he pulls away. Shawn: I wanna know who did this! Who killed my brother? Jasmine: That's the thing… we don't know. Frank: Yeah we ran up here 'cause we heard Ty and T. screaming. Beth: T. You scream like a freaking girl. Tay: Shut up Beth! (She turns to T. and Ty) What did you guys see?? Ty: Well nothing really…

Nathan: You had to see something! Johnny: What's going on? Why are you two so quite?? Ty: Nothing! If you must know, I was… was… T.: She was giving me head! Everyone: Eww! Ty: Yes! I was giving him head, then he started to scream and he bust a nut right in my face. Jasmine: That's nasty. Ty: Shut up you little slut. Jasmine: Don't mess with me I will drag yo ass pregnant and all! Sittin' there popping dicks in yo mouth like lolly pops. Ty slaps Jasmine in the face. Then Jasmine punches her in the face. Before the fight goes any further Ty stops. Ty: Wait a minute… where's my sister? Frank: I don't know I haven't seen her all night. Nathan: Ey, what's that smell?? Beth: What smell? I don't smell anything! Johnny: Well you better get yo nose checked because it smells like smoke. At that moment, Le'neasha yells something from down stairs. Le'neasha: Fire! Johnny: Liar?? Crystal: No, FIRE! Everyone: FIRE! Tay: Let's get out of here! Shawn: What about Jason? Beth: Let him burn! He was going to hell anyway! Everyone runs out of the room and down the stairs to the second floor. The crowd of kids already bolted down the stairs. Some of the kids jumped out of windows because the fire had spread so much! Some of the kids was just standing there. Crystal pushes them out of the way. Crystal: Move! Jasmine: Crystal STOP! But it's too late. She turns to Jasmine and mouths the words no. The stairs had collapse and before Crystal could see that she ran off the second floor and went straight into the flames. Johnny: Crystal!! Crystal was dead and her body was burning in the flames. Ty: This can't be happening! First Jason and now Crystal! Beth: How are we going to get out of here?? Before anyone can say anything else, they hear a crack in the floor. Frank: No one move! Jasmine stumbles and falls straight through the floor. Beth: Someone grab her! But no one reaches her in time. Then out of no where someone grabs her hand. Nathan: Oh my God!

Tay: It can't be! Jasmine looks up. Jasmine: Jason?!? To Be Continued…

The End? ANYWAYZ... 4 those of you who are just tuning in… let's have a quick recap: • Beth throws a huge party! • Jason is found dead, but who killed him? • Jasmine and Ty get into a fight. • Le'neasha tells the gang about the fire! • Crystal dies! • The gang is trapped and floor starts to collapse! • Jasmine crashes through the floor only to be saved by Jason! Now let's find out what the heck is going on! (lol) Jasmine stares at Jason in disbelief. Jasmine: I thought you were dead! Jason: WHAT! Beth: What in the hell is going on? Frank: Yeah we just saw your body covered in blood! Jason: That can't be I just got here 10 minutes ago. I saw the fire and I came looking for ya'll. Jasmine: That's very nice, but can you pull me up! Jason: My bad! Jason tries to pull jasmine up, but the floor starts to crack again. Jason: Yo I need some help. Frank and Nathan help pull Jasmine up. Jason pulls Jasmine into his arms. Nathan: How we gonna get out of here? Tay: There's no way out. We're trapped! Shawn: There has to be some way… Whoa. The floor starts to collapse. Ty: Oh my God! Beth: What do we do? Jason: Well Beth I don't know, maybe we should run! Beth: Oh! Tay: Run where genius? Jason: Back upstairs! The gang and some of the other kids run up to the third floor. Beth was still behind. There's a hole in the middle of the floor, she looks around and realizes there is no way around it. So Beth jumps across and grabs hold of the other side. Beth tries to pull herself up, but she starts to slip. Beth: Help!! help ... Beth loses consciousness. She falls through the air in what seems to be an endless black hole.

Upstairs... Johnny: Ok! What do we do now? T.: First I wanna know who's body we found! Everyone follows T. back to the room where they found "Jason's" body. Tay: Hurry up! T.: Give me a second! Jasmine: Wait! Where the hell is Beth?? Everyone's speechless. Then out of nowhere there's a crash down the hall. Everyone: AHH!! Shawn: What the fuck was that? Johnny: It's the killer man!! Everyone: What! Johnny: Yeah. He's come back to finnish us. Jasmine: You are such a girl. Tay: For real! You should've got the sex change not Dee... where is Dee? T.: He's right here... I mean she's right here, ah fuck it! Then a man in a yellow suit busts through the door. Everyone: AHH!! Johnny: AHH no, ahh no! Please don't take me I'm too young to die. Everyone looks at Johnny starts laughing. Ty: You nut! It's the fire man. Frank: Lil Wayne here? Jasmine: Oh my goodness. Jason: The smoke starting to get us now, we better get outta here! Tay jumps in front of everyone and blocks the door. Tay: No one is going anywhere until I find who did this to my sister. Fireman: Don't you mean your brother? Johnny: No that's our sister. Fireman: That how come he... I mean she got a dick? Jason, Ty, Frank and T. bust out laughing. Jasmine: It's a long story!

THA END The Kidnapping Everyone is still in shock by what happened the night of Beth's party. There are some questions that have gone unanswered! • Who killed Dee? • Where's Beth?

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Did they find out what was the cause of the fire?

Things are really about to get crazy! So if you think you can't this … then you might want to stop reading now. You're about to enter into the mind of Sabrina White (me) and anything can happen!! Ready… Set … Jasmine is so happy! She is due to give birth any day now. Things have been going really great for her and Jason. After he got treatment for crabs, they got back together. As Jasmine watches TV, there's a knock on the door. Jasmine: (opening the door) Hey T.! T.: We need to talk. Jasmine: Sure come in. They walk over to the couch. Jasmine: What's going on? T.: We have to talk about the baby. Jasmine: What about it? T.: When are you going to tell Jason the truth? Jasmine: I don't know? Soon! T.: Jasmine you have to tell him before the baby's born! Jasmine: I know … T.: He needs to know that I'm not the father of this baby! Jasmine: Yes I will tell him, but I just feel so bad that I lied to him. T.: Why did you? Jasmine: I was just so angry about him and Beth I just had to say something. I'll tell him this weekend at the cabin. Tay walks into the room. Tay: Tell who what? Jasmine: Oh uh… tell Jason the sex of our baby. Tay: I thought you were going to let that be a surprise. Jasmine: It's a free country! I can change my mind if I fucking want to! Tay: Sorry. I forgot about that pregnancy junk. I'm going to meet Misty so I can help her identify "Beth's" body. T.: Eww! That's going to be really nasty! Jasmine: Ok I'm going to throw up now. Jasmine runs to the bathroom, while T. and Tay leave. Tay and Misty arrive at the morgue to identify Beth's body. Misty: I can't believe my sister is dead. Tay: It's going to be okay! A man walks out of the office.

Man: Hello. Is one of you Misty? Misty: I am. Man: Ok I'm going too need you to come with me. Misty: Can my friend come to I can't do this alone. Man: Of course! The man takes them to the back room. There is a table with a white cloth, but no body. Man: Oh no! Misty: What's wrong? Tay: There's a body missing that's what. Misty: Who's body? Man: Beth's. Misty: Well who took her body? Man: I don't know. Jasmine shows up at the cabin a little early to get settled before Jason gets there. But it seems that some one has already been there. Jasmine: (thinking aloud) It's okay Jasmine. No one's here.

She hears foot steps on the front pourch. Jasmine: Jason! Person: No! It's me. Jasmine turns around only to be face to face with... Ty! Jasmine: OH MY, OH .... Jasmine grabs her belly and hits the floor.

Ty: What's wrong? Jasmine: I don't... oh no! Water and blood splashes across the floor. Jasmine: Ok, I'm having the baby. Ty: You're in labor!? Now? Jasmine: Yes! Now can you please get me to the car. Ty tries to help Jasmine to the car, but it's no use. Jasmine is in too much pain to walk and the baby was coming now. Ty: What the heck I thought it took so women hours to have a baby.

Jasmine: Well I had been feeling pains yesterday, but I didn't want to say anything to Jason about it. Ty: Oh that just great. I'll can 911. Ty tries to call the police, but she can't get any service. Ty: (thinking to herself) this is bad! this is really bad!! Back at the apartment, Jason walks in and finds the whole gang in his living room. Jason: What in the hell is ya'll doin' here? Misty: (she looks up at Jason) It's Beth. Jason: What about her? Tay: We went to identify her body and it was gone. Shawn: Someone took her body. Jason: Why would someone want her body? Johnny: We don't know. Even the police is wondering that same question. Nathan: Unless... Everyone looks at Nathan who is coming from down the hallway. T.: Unless what? Nathan: Unless she was never really dead. Le'neasha: Where's Ty? Jason: And where's Jasmine... At the Cabin, Ty tries to get Jasmine as comfortable as possible for the birth of her baby. Ty: It looks like you're going to give birth right here! Jasmine: (laughing) I never thought I would give birth in a cabin. What are you doing here? Ty: Don't get upset, but we've each been talking turns watching you just in case you did go into labor. Jasmine: Oh. Oh... ahh!! Ty: Breathe ok. in and out. Jasmine: Dat shit don't work, I'm pushing a watermelon out of my ass!!! Ty: Calm down. Jasmine takes a deep breath Jasmine: I'm good now. Ty: You're contractions is getting closer. I'll be right back I'm going to see if I can get service outside. Jasmine: Alright, but hurry.

Ty runs out the door and tries to call T. His cell phone rings. T.: Hello? Ty: T.! T.: Ty!? Where are you? Ty: I'm with Jasmine ... gone ... Labor ... cab ... T.: What I can bearly hear you. Ty: She .... the baby!! The call was lost. Tay: What did she say?? T.: I not sure somthing about Jasmine and labor and the baby. Misty: You dumb ass Jasmine must have gone into labor! Frank: Where are they? Jason: They might have went to the cabin. Johnny: Come on I'll drive. Le'neasha: And I'll call the police. Everyone heads out. Meanwhile Jasmine gives birth. Jasmine: AHHH!!! Ty: Come on, one more push! Jasmine: AHH! Baby: (crying) Jasmine: (crying) Oh. Ty: How beautiful! Jasmine look... Jasmine passes out. Ty: No! Ty places the baby on the couch and tries to get Jasmine to wake up. Ty: Oh God I have to get you to a hospital, your losing alot of blood! But before Ty can do anything, Someone knocks Ty out from behind. The women walks over to the baby and picks him up. Women: It's okay, your mommy's here now! Everything's going to be okay. Jasmine keeps going in and out. Jasmine: My baby... baby... Women: Sorry Jasmine he's mine now.

The women gathers the baby and her things and heads for her car. She stops as she hears police cars. Women: I gotta get outta here now. She places the baby in his car seat, gets in her car and drives off. She bearly misses Johnny and the gang on the road. The baby starts to cry. Woman: It's alright... mommy's right here! To Be Continued...

New Day, New Drama Last week, Jasmine gave birth to her baby boy. But he was kidnapped by… Wait we don’t know! Or do we?? Now it’s going to be hard to find him. Ty didn’t see anything because she was knocked out from behind. Jasmine was going in and out, but did she see the woman? And no one (besides Ty) knows that Jasmine had a baby boy. So what are they going to do now?? Who do you think took the baby? Lol Let’s find out! Jasmine wakes up in the hospital. She looks around to see Jason, Tay, Le’neasha, Misty and Nathan. Jasmine: What’s going on? What happened? What… Jasmine touches her stomach and remembers she gave birth at the cabin. Jasmine: Oh my God! Jason: Jas please stay calm. Jasmine: Stay calm, stay CALM! Some maniac bitch took my baby, and you want me to stay calm. Tay: The police are doing everything they can to find her. Jasmine turns to look at Tay. Jasmine: Find who? Everyone turns to look at Misty. Misty: Fine I’ll tell her. Jasmine: Tell me what. Misty: When we went to identify Beth’s body, she was gone. Jasmine: Where is she and what does this have to do with finding my baby? Misty: Well they think she might have something to do with it. But I don’t believe it! Le’neasha jumps in Misty’s face. Le’neasha: How can you say that? We all know the bitch was crazy! She fucked Jason behind Jasmine’s back. She wanted to have his baby, but was crushed when she found out that she wasn’t pregnant and that Jasmine was. Misty: But… Tay: Yeah it makes perfect sense! She must have faked her death and came back and took Jasmine’s baby. I know she’s your sister Misty and that you’re trying to protect her, but come on its obvious! Le’neasha: And she knock the hell outta my sister. Let me find her, I’ll cut her ass! Jasmine: Can you guys please stop! Nathan joins the conversation. Nathan: Why would Beth want to take Jasmine and T.’s baby? I mean I could see it if she took Jasmine and Jason’s baby, but T.’s the father. Jasmine: No he’s not!

Everybody: What?! Jasmine: (she looks at Jason) I’m so sorry I wanted to tell you sooner, but I didn’t know how. I was so angry that you fucked Beth, so I lied and said that T. was the father. But I never even slept with him. Please don’t be mad. Jason: How could you keep this from me for so long? Damn Jasmine that’s my kid out there. When were you planning on telling me this, after the baby was born? Jasmine: I was going to tell you at the cabin. Jason: You know what I really don’t want to talk about this now. Jason gets up and walks to the other side of the room. Misty: But how would Beth know that, I mean you didn’t tell anyone right? Jasmine: Yeah I told Beth, I told her the night of the fire. Jason: You told her and not me. Jasmine: (she starts yelling) Yes! That was when we thought you were dead! We were trapped in the fire and I thought that we were going to die too! So I just wanted to get it off my chest. Tay: Well that’s smart! Jasmine: Oh shut your fucking mouth! A nurse walks in the room. Nurse: Look! Ya’ll nigga’s need to shut yo shit! The whole hospital knows about yo baby momma drama! She looks at Jason. Nurse: The lady in room 233 says to go on the Maury show and get a DNA test! Nathan: What the hell! Le’neasha: You lucky you black. Nurse: Bitch you wanna fight? Meet me at 9 o’clock! Le’neasha: Bring it on, you don’t know me! I’ll whoop that ass. The nurse walks out the room. Jasmine: I just don’t believe it. Everyone turns to face Jasmine. Misty: Believe what? Jasmine: I don’t believe she took my baby. Jason: Our baby! And who else could have done it? Jasmine: I don’t know, but Beth wouldn’t do something like that to me. Tay: Oh please! That slut that you call your friend had sex with your boyfriend. Jasmine: Whatever, you slept with my boyfriend too. And you’re my cousin! Look did the police find anything? Nathan: No. But Frank and Shawn are down there. They said they would call if they find anything. Jasmine: How is Ty? Le’neasha: She’s in there with T. and Johnny resting. It’s going to be a while before she wakes up. Jasmine gets up out of bed.

Jason: Where are you going? Jasmine: To find my baby! Tay: What are you crazy? Jasmine: My child is out there, I’m not going to sit on my ass and wait for the police to do something about it because they don’t give a shit. Are you guys coming with me? Jason: Alight! Where you wanna start? Jasmine: Where it all happened… the cabin! Johnny takes them all back up to the cabin. They all walk through the door. Nathan: Eww what’s that smell? Johnny: Sorry guys. Tay: Oh my… Jason: Got damn Johnny. It smells like somebody died. Jasmine walks over to the spot where she gave birth. She tries to remember what happened. Jasmine: It couldn’t have been Beth! Le’neasha: Not this again. Jasmine: The person who took my baby had dark brown hair, Beth has blonde hair! Nathan: She could’ve dyed her hair. Tay: Come on Jasmine, just face it, Beth took your baby! Jasmine: No I can’t, whoa… Johnny what did you eat. You’re blowing up the place. Johnny: That’s not me! My farts don’t smell that bad. Jason: Well what is it? Le’neasha walks over to the closet. She’s staring at someone, but the person is motionless. Le’neasha: Um… I think it’s coming from in here. Everyone turns to look at her. She opens the closet door and a body falls on top of her. Le’neasha: Ahh!!! Get it off me! Jason and Johnny run over and pull Le’neasha up from under the body. Tay: Who is it? Misty: My sister. Jasmine: Oh Beth. Nathan: Who could have done something like this? Tay: So I guess she didn’t take the baby. Misty: But I don’t understand why someone wanted her body? Why would they do this to her? As they try to figure out what’s going on, Johnny starts putting it together. Johnny: Jasmine. Jasmine: Yeah.

Johnny: You said she had dark brown hair. Jasmine: Yeah why? Then Johnny looks over at Le’neasha. He sees something shining in her ears. Johnny: Le’neasha what’s in your ears? Le’neasha: Oh these! Diamond earrings, I found them on the floor when the police was looking for evidence. How come? Jasmine: Wait diamond earrings! Tay: Oh hell no. It couldn’t be her. Le’neasha: Couldn’t be who? Johnny: Crystal! Meanwhile on the other side of town, the woman packs up the rest of her things. Man: Hey we can’t stay here long; they’re going to figure it out soon! Woman: They’re not going to suspect us. We’re dead remember? Man: Look, Crystal are you sure you want to do this? Crystal: Dee we can’t turn back now! And I won’t give up our son. Dee: Our son died when you ran off the second floor and hit the ground. This is someone else’s baby. My cousin Jasmine’s baby. Crystal: No! This is our baby, I wouldn’t be going through this if Jasmine would have told me that the stairs had collapsed. This is her fault! She’s the reason why we lost our baby. And now she is going to pay for it. She’ll never see Andre again. Now are you with or not? To Be Continued…