Short, Short, Short Stories

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d, ego & Superego.

“What?” She asked (The therapist). Sigmund repeated his answer and defended himself: “Are you also going to dispute it? Do you envy my penis?”

Dirty Ugly Seed Project Year 50,308. The man travels back in time to discover the origin of life. Surprise! Nothing. When they returned the Commander of the ship, by mistake, evacuated the fecal deposits.

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ingdom

Crisis

“I rather give up” said the witch. “The pound of apples and the bottle of poison are incredibly expensive”.

Homicide? After reading it, the writer said: “Did I write this pile of shit?” Ctrl+Alt+Supr; <<Enter>> became bullet and killed the story.

The second star to the

right ...

Though he brushed the sky with one hand, he ended up at the J. M. Berry Children's Hospital Dressed in green.

The

truth

about

Santa

.

On tiptoe he left the presents under the tree. She drank the glass of milk just like her mother did. “Sweet revenge” he said. “The truth will knock at your door, you will suffer”. And they kissed their Children.

Faith… “Fear?” “No, I said faith!”

Rain, rain … Silence please. I want to

cry.