Presidential Campaign Final

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RUSH TO THE POLLS! YOUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

? Don’t ask questions. Vote for Rico

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Don’t ask questions.

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Vote for Rico

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Don’t ask questions. Vote for Rico

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Pyramid Head (ask somebody)

Vote for Rico

OR ELSE he won’t get elected.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

I’VE GOT TO VOTE FOR RICO!

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Ray Charles says, I may be dead…

BUT I’M STILL VOTING FOR RICO! If Ray Charles can do it from

BEYOND THE GRAVE Surely you can too!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Rosie the Riveter says: Vote for Rico OR I’LL

MESS

YO U

UP!

She’s a strong woman. Don’t make her mad!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

‘Nuff Said Vote for Rico

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ROFL! He was just about to vote. Did you get him?

DON’T LET THE JAWAS WIN!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

I hate you. I’m still voting for Rico.

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Vote for Rico you must!

YOU HEARD YODA!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Vote for Rico or suffer the same fate as this broccoli!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Uncle Sam wants

YOU to vote for Rico.

(Clichéd but effective)

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Says Yoda, Vote for Rico you must! If not, sorry you will be! Bad, my sentence structure is… Why I speak like this I don’t know… That I wouldn’t speak like this I wish… Sad this makes Yoda… *cries Yoda does*

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Scientology Yep.

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Who is Rico Moorer?

THE CANDIDATE YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR OF COURSE!

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!

If we don’t get out of here we can’t vote for Rico!

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Vote for Ricooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Game.dat

Who is Mike Jones?

WHO CARES!? Rico Moorer is the only candidate you need to worry about.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

IDE AS Congratulations on reading between the lines! Rico has a lot of very cool ideas that he would like to follow through with but that can only happen if you vote for him. Furthermore, the ideas Rico has will also cost money. But, if everyone is willing to do their part these events can be easily funded. So vote for Rico. You won’t regret it.

Rico has them.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

VOTE F OR R ICO! He REALLY wants to be president.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

RIC O K NO WS! VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

VOTE F OR R ICO! His creative juices are running low.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

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RICO

DO I T!

OOGGITY BOOGGITY BOO!

AC K! QUICK! GO VOTE FOR RICO!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

I don’t like Spam!

Neither does Rico!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Groovy crew led to route infiltration! WHEN YOU REARRANGE IT IT SAYS… Vote for Rico and you will not regret it!

ISN’T T HA T CRAZY!? HE CK YE AH IT I S! VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

DAV ID

BLA INE

SUCKS VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

VOTE R ICO Because he lacks the means to fix an election (Not that he would, because he’s an honest guy, I’m just saying…)

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

VOTE F OR R ICO! He’s good at this stuff.

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VOTE F OR R ICO! Remember when he did that announcement that one time that morning that was about the Talent boil with the music and he talked really fast?

You remember that? Yeah, that was funny.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Vote for Rico!

He Eats Likes Babies

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VOTE F OR R ICO! (Insert Joke Here)

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Rico hates it too.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

VOTE F OR R ICO! You know you want to.

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

Harmless puppet?

I

THIN K

NOT! DESTROY THE PUPPET!

VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

VOTE F OR R ICO! “The ballot is stronger than the bullet.” -Abraham Lincoln “…so is Superman.” -Rico Moorer

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