Ninja Manhattan

Corporate ninja’s Guide to

Manhattan Seductor agents should bring targets to weekly (Fri) cocktail party W 78th—red-label champagne bottles laced with truth drug

Empire State Building Do not be deceived by public copy; actual building is 14 blocks away. Callsign: “This is not the Empire State Building!”

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Financial District

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All buildings accessible from sewers; observe Hygiene Protocol and use deodorizer before leaving closet

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* Armories also located in all central Starbucks coffee shops

Central Park Enlist aid from any mugger with callsign “I’m from Ninjalistics” (10PM -6AM only)

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New Jersey

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Greenwich Village

Bookshop, coordinates 7186-334. Callsign “Octopus.” On back wall, pull paperback copy of Valley of the Dolls to open safe room. Hours 10-7PM Mon-Fri. Avoid “ninjas” in fetish bar next door.

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