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Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai. American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH Jb wo make up karti hy to bilkul reema lagti hy wah wah jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy Toilet me na to light hy, Pappu ki halat tight hy, Bhens bari ya Aqal bari, Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari

Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy

Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain. Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain???? Patient: Buhat Patle Hain. Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle??????? Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!

Aap ki Life mein 1 Aisi Larki aye Gi Jo Sirf Aap ki Hogi Hogi. Ap us se BeHad Pyar Karo gy. Ap Dono Ki Mohabat Bemisaal Hogi . Ap Usey KISS karo Gy Jb Wo Kareeb Akar Kahy Gi .

. . . . PAPA . . . . . ! Mere Liye Bas administrator Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna Mere Liye Bas BiRYANi QORMA TiKA or PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=) Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein administrator Husband biwi se Phone par: "Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?" Biwi (ghussay se): "Zeher" Husband: kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga. Aik angoor lo administrator Ghar me practis karna 1. Aik angoor lo 2. Hath me pakro 3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho 4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:Kiya banna chahty ho? administrator Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano gye? Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy. Teacher: Kiya banna chahty ho? Pathan

"LADY DOCTOR" Tum meri zindagi ho, administrator Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or __ WIFE: or KYA? Batao na or kya? Wife shouted tell me or kya? Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....! Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen administrator 1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen. Jab Bhi Yaad Karte Hain Apko! administrator Soch K Tere Bare Mein Muskurate Hain Hum, Sab Ko Kahani Tumhari Sunate Hain Hum, Jab Bhi Yaad Karte Hain Apko! Sari Duniya Ko Us Waqt Bhool Jate Hain Hum...!! Zindagi jis k naam kardi administrator hansi tha wo Baad barson dekha tha usay Aaj b utna he haseen tha wo Zindagi jis k naam kardi Afsos log kehtay hain ajnabi Tha Wo.

Repeater Rekh do Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

You r my sweet SONA, You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain woh bewafa hai to kia howa woh bewafa hai to kia howa ......... mat kaho bura us ko ................ jo howa so howa .................... khush rakhy khuda us ko ...........By Sayani chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera, main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer Parhay likhay hotay ager Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala Tumhaara intezaar karte karte Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.By nomi meo Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..By Waleed paracha chahte hai jindgi jindgani chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki. for uma from manish FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Love sms" Tum milo na milo koi gam Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...By Baasha Zindagi ki rah main Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay. Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya, Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya. Youn hi tanhai main hum Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate. i miss u utna jitna u miss me i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak chand taro ka nur aap per barse chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar, Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai, Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar.. Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!By Uzzal IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT LIKHOON, YA DEEDAR KO TARASTI ANKHON KA HISAB

LIKHOON, TUMSE DOOR RAHNE KA GHUM BAYAN KAROON, YA PHIR APNI HI ZUBAN BAND RAKHOON...By Naval Lohani From Bhopal. *Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya *Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya Hum Kitnay Pagal Niklay *Jinhain Toot Kar Chaha Wohi Hamaray Dil K Qatil Niklay By Z.Siddiqui jab t.v acha nan lage ghar jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai" BY Adil yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, har nazar me bas pyaar nazar aaye, tumhe jiski talash hai,mere dost,khuda kare, wo khud tumhari talash me aaye!By baasha u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona.. u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..i want a place in ur heart kona..other wise i will strat rona..atleast hello to ker lo na..By Zani Hugli Hugli Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY KALIAAAA ;)By Sweeto0 FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Love sms" Annkhon main aanshu hain Annkhon main aanshu hain phir bhi hum muskurate hain, Sadaa khus hain hum ye ehsaas unhain kraate hain... Wo kya jaane ki rote-rote muskurana kya hota hai, Laakhon gam hote hain dil main phir bhi chehra muskura raha hota hai.. Is hansi pe na jaana e dost ye to dil main bhre gamo ka nasha hota hai, jo chehre se jhlakta hai aur aankhon se aanshu ban ker chhlak raha hota hai. By Lucky Bisht Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai. Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai. Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai. Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai......... BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai......... Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai..... Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii., Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI.......... Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai, Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai, aap hume yaad kare na karen.... par humen to aapki yaad aati hai !!!!" miss U" By Saya Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai, Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai, Yahi ek Dastan-e-dosti hai ,Yu to sab zakham bhar jate hai,Kaise bharegi wo jagah jahan aap ki kami hai By Saya 1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile

1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile main kuch dekha karta tha jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh ON kesey hota hai ....?By MD 1 ladki thi deewani si, 1 ladki thi deewani si, doston pe woh marti thi! Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayed usko ......... lekin moblie bill se Darti By Saya Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar, ankhon se pyar jatate ho, Jab bhi aate ho, hamen hamse hi chura le jate ho.By Naval from Bhopal, India FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Love sms" aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar, aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar, tum hi layi meri zindagi main bahar, kabhi na hona mere dil se farar, wishing u love BAAR-BAAR! By Meg