Keyes V Obama - Wavey Davey Report On Keyes V Obama Hearing 13-jul, 2009_1

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WAVEYDAVEY'S REPORT OF THE MOTION TO SHOW CAUSE HEARING

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IN KEYES V OBAMA 7/12/09

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AS DICTATED TO ME BY BB

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I received a call from waveydavey who attended

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today's hearing in the Central District of California.

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The outcome is not what we expected, but it is clear

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that the judge wants to position the case so that he can

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rule on the merits.

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The judge had stern words for Orly a number of

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times, although he showed a lot of patience.

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going off on her litany regarding the hundreds of Social

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Security numbers, and the judge let her bather on for a

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while.

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the United States attorneys here?

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standing, they're not allowed to be here," and the Court

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corrected her on that.

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She kept

She also repeatedly asked the Court, "Why are They have no

She wanted to talk about the merits of the case

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and the court said, "Today is not about merits, it is

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about procedure."

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The court made clear, several times, that he

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wants this case to go forward on the merits but he did

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say that proper service had not been achieved on Obama.

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The U.S. Attorney's office was represented by DeJute.

At first Mr. DeJute said that he was not

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authorized to accept service on behalf of the

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United States but it was determined that the U.S.

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Attorney for the district could accept service and so

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the court ordered Orly and DeJute to confer and to march

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downstairs together to properly serve the United States

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Attorney.

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Charles Lincoln was present as a "law clerk."

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Waveydavey described him as "short, dumpy, early

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middle-age, balding."

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Orly continually argued with the judge.

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judge responded, "I'm giving you a gift."

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continued to want to argue the merits and that she had

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achieved service the judge said, "I think you must be

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deaf.

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The judge kept saying that he wanted "what gets this

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case into court on the merits."

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You aren't listening.

When she

You're stubborn."

So what was agreed was that the service would be

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achieved on the United States Attorney, the

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United States would have 60 days to respond, and the

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United States many not ask for any extensions of time.

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Orly still wasn't even satisfied with this result

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and the judge kept saying, "If you want this expedited

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I'll do this, but we need to get this resolved for once

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and all."

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At one point then Orly said she wanted mediation.

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The judge's response was, "What's to mediate?

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Obama is president or he is not."

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Either

At one point Orly started to read the motion that

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she filed today.

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read."

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would have been available to read this had she filed it

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earlier.

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wasting your time reading it into the record."

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The judge cut her off saying, "I can

He noted that he had worked all weekend and

"I've seen it.

It's not relevant, you're

Waveydavey did note that, as expected, Orly

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exhibited that she really does not have the

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socialization skills of others in the legal community.

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He said it was rather funny, when she first came into

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the courtroom she was beaming at her Orlybots -- there

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were a number of them there -- he was the only Obamabot

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or Obot there -- she had a huge bag stuffed full of

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things, as well as her purse, and she marched right up

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beyond the gate and sat down at counsel table.

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The courtroom deputy to whom she had not entered

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her appearance, spoke to her and told her, "It's not

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your turn.

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case will be called," and Orly was quite flustered

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because she obviously doesn't know the custom of a

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docket call.

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Go back to the gallery and sit down.

Your

Waveydavey also described her as being very pushy and that the judge, on a number of occasions, cut her

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off.

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need to calm down."

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At one point he called for a recess saying, "You

The judge, several times, indicated that he wants

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to be able to rule on the merits of the case stating,

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"This needs to be resolved.

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these doubts."

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We need to get rid of all

Orly indicated that she intends to file a FOIA

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request.

The Court said, "Go ahead, but it would be a

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waste of time.

If we're going to hear this on the

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merits there may be rulings, you know, regarding

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documents."

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END OF REPORT BY WAVEYDAVEY

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BY BB:

My own commentary is this is not the

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result we are hoping for today but my sense, and the

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sense of waveydavey, who was there, is that what the

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judge wants to do is to set this up so that he basically

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rules on the merits that Obama is eligible to be

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president and perhaps to shut down Orly's lawsuits.

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Whether that will actually satisfy Orly and the birthers, I doubt.