How Sleazy Are You

How Sleazy Are You? Your Score =

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A life with the church is too corrupt for you. You barely make our scale. Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date. Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else. Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt. You're a social menace. You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? You're going straight to hell. Ever tried alcohol? Yes Enter a Y, or No Enter a N Ever been drunk Yes No Ever play drinking games? Yes No Ever fall down because you drank to much? Yes No Ever drink enough to throw up? Yes No Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? Yes No Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? Yes No Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? Yes No Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week? Yes No Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? Yes No Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? Yes No Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? Yes No Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms? Yes No Do you do drugs regularly? Yes No Ever bought "soft" drugs? Yes no Ever sell drugs? Yes No Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? Yes No Ever used barbiturates? Yes No Ever used hallucinogens? Yes No Ever used narcotics? Yes No Ever been stoned drunk for more than 48 hours? Yes No

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Ever been on a date? Yes No Ever been felt up or groped? Yes No Ever had sexual intercourse? Yes No Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? Yes No Ever paid for sex? Yes No Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? Yes No Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favours and succeed? Yes no Ever engage in oral sex? Yes No Ever engage in anal sex? Yes No Ever engage in the 69 position? Yes No Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)? Yes No Ever had sex without a contraceptive? Yes No Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? Yes No Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? Yes No Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Yes No Ever had sex in a public place? Yes No Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act? Yes No Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? Yes No Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? Yes No Ever used sex toys? Yes No Ever pass out during sex? Yes No Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? Yes No Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? Yes No Ever bought something in a sex shop? Yes No Ever licked or had someone lick your: Eyes Toes Ears Anus Ever had sex with a relative? Yes

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No Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? Yes No Does necrophilia, paedophilia or bestiality turn you on? Yes No Ever been arrested? Yes No