Dear Orris 2003 Playoff Issue

DEAR ORRIS

2003

Playoff Issue

ZARV SAYS...

I CRAP ON THE PLAYOFFS! _______________________________________________________ Dear Orris: Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? What toilet bowl team has a chance? Why do I have gravy in my urine? Doug A. Wheatfield, IL Dear Doug, Good questions. You have just reached the tip of the shitberg. Why don’t you stop, drop, and gobble. I’ve got your dark meat on the extra-crispy side. Put your gravy on this. Love, Holiday H-O.

Joe Kapp got an angry inch OOOPS, 2 inches when he thought he made the playoffs.

Stew consoles a toilet bowl bound Tom. A fancy Skook passes out after a cock-slap facial.

THE COX FAMILY

Posing before the playoffs, Tom Cox is almost invisible.

Upon finding out he made the playoffs, Sprago soiled himself.

Glo gives Skook a “heads up” on the playoffs.

Johnny’s top 2 draft picks attempt escape.

Dick Cox asks... “Where’s my turkey?”

Dann Rawls says “1-2-Buckle my shoe!”

GO -- JAY -- GO!

DEAR ORRIS WANNABE...

Skook leads the “Million Dong March”.

The Martin brothers are seeded 1 & 1.

Hey, Ricky...You’re in!!

MIISSEEEEE!!! Missy says...”Dawn, don’t unzip them again!”