349 Cold Milk Lake Miami, FL 33169 December 23, 2008 Mr. K. Elf Quality Control Nutty Cracker, LLC 1North Treetop Road Rim of the World, CA 92057 Dear Mr. Elf: Enclosed you will find the remnants of one tough cookie. On 18 December, I went to my local mega mart to purchase my Christmas provisions. Included in these supplies was a fifteen ounce package of your “Chocolate Fatty Bait” cookies. I took them home with the intent to entertain for my dear friend’s annual visitthe following week. Yesterday, my friend stopped in for a quick bite and to drop a few things off. When he sampled your cookies, he was very displeased. As a cookie connoisseur, my compatriot found your cookies less than palatable. As a result from my displeased pal, there is now charcoal in my sock drawer and reindeer poop on my roof. Please rectify this situation by refunding me the exorbitant $3.49 I paid for these coasters. Your tough cookies ruined my day.
Respectfully,
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