Antostal 2009 Booklet - Final

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WELCOME

Megan MacCaughey and Steven Thomas Co-Programmers for AnTostal and the AnTostal Committee

Pick up Artist - Will you be my Rock of Love?

Hey, hey ND! Be on the lookout for the Pick Up Artist in your classes, in the Dining Halls and on the quad. From Monday through Friday, keep a sharp eye out because if you find the Pick Up Artist you will get a super cool prize! BUT…. we are Notre Dame students, just finding the Pick Up Artist is for amateurs so remember to ask Pick Up Artist the question of the day found in your beautiful AnTostal program.

Top 5 Top Five Things We’re “Next”-ing From This Year

5. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Ugg Boots & Mini Skirts/Shorts, there is no reason & no season for this look. 4. Insurance commercials. There are only so many ways to dress up a gecko or a caveman. 3. The Recession. Shop ‘til you drop and spend like it’s the trend – we didn’t make the mess, but lets fix it. 2. Facebook application invites. If we wanted to be in a fake Mob family we would move to Hollywood and hangout with Al Pacino. So stop it or you’ll be saying hello to my little friend. 1.Being too cool for school… or graduation, regardless of the speaker.

Deal or No Deal?

Bromances -Deal. There really is nothing cuter than 25 dorm bros staying in and playing some serious Halo… on a Friday night.

60 Minutes of Glee Giveaway!

Monday 12:00 PM O’Shag Quad: Slap Bracelets Tuesday 7:00 PM Fieldhouse Mall: Beach Ball Wednesday 3:00 PM North Quad: Whistles (Not lame ones, but cool ones!) Thursday 3:30 PM South Quad: Sunglasses Friday 1:30 PM Fieldhouse Mall: Rubber Ducks

WEEK LONG EVENTS

Welcome to Notre Dame’s 42nd AnTostal! We are ecstatic to bring the campus a week of celebration, fun and good times! This year we are making it above and beyond anyone’s wildest expectations! For those of you not in the know about this historic and wonderful program, this phenomenal week began in 1967 as a way to bring the campus together one last time before finals and summer break. Since then, it has grown and become one of the biggest events of the spring semester. Following the tradition of years past, this week will bring epic fun, so let the good times roll from April 20 – 25th and help send the semester out in style! This year we are doing everything with a little extra flair. With tons of events to choose from, there will definitely be something for everyone! From the signature events of the dorms to all of the stellar programs put on by your favorite SUBbers, this week is sure to be the best thing Spring has ever seen! So be sure to thank the Irish for all the luck you are about to have! Keeping it true to American pop culture, the theme of this year’s AnTostal is “True Life: I’m a Domer.” Since spring is everyone’s reality check into the start of summer, we thought it would only be right to have this year be reality TV themed! This program is designed to keep your pop culture knowledge flowing and a little insider look at why this week is bound to be your best at ND! Whether you want to come see someone find their “rock of love” or see if they have what it takes to be ND’s best dancer, this week is sure not to disappoint! So keep your eyes peeled for the pick up artist and other reminders of why AnTostal is really “spring’s reality check!” The tradition that is AnTostal is ours to create and continue so help us keep it going! AnTostal is Gaelic for “festival” so get festive, get out of the dorms and onto the quad to celebrate Spring and the end of the year with us!

Ring By Spring Dating Game Time: 9:00 PM- 11:00 PM Location: La Fortune Ballroom What do two football players, two campus leaders, and a model have in common? They are all looking for their Ring By Spring. Watch Cupid’s arrows fly at the Ring By Spring Dating Game! Come and see some of Notre Dame’s finest celebrities look for their flavor of love! Will the contestants have good enough aim to send Cupid’s arrow straight to the hearts of these rock stars and score themselves a Ring By Spring? Come see some of your favorite Notre Dame Classmates question their way into finding that special Rock of Love!

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Bookstore Basketball – Semi Finals Time: 7:00 PM Location: Bookstore Basketball Courts Come cheer on these semi pros as they fight their way to the final countdown. Watch on Monday as the final four teams battle their way to the finals. This could get brutal!

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FREE AnTostal T-Shirts & Tie-Dye Time: 11:30 AM – Until we run out! Location: In front of O’Shaughnessy Hall

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Krispy Kreme Giveaway Time: 9:00 AM Location: In front of O’Shaughnessy Hall

The Pick Up Artist If you see the Pick Up Artist, be sure to ask him your best bleeding-heart pick up line! Top Five Places to Get Your Shot at Love 5. Sbarro. Oh wait, it’s closed. 4. Reckers. Preferably, between 12:00 AM and 3:00 AM. 3. SYR’s. Who doesn’t love a good blind date? You never know, it might turn into a Ring By Spring. 2. Domerfest. If you can survive this, you can survive anything the future might throw at you. That connec tion on the dance floor clearly indi cates a beautiful future together. 1. A SUB Event. Why not hit up this week’s movie in 101 DeBart or head to see the New York Come- dians battle it out with the Chicago Comedians at Legends – because true love on screen or off is nothing to laugh at. . 60 Minutes of Glee Giveaway! Slap yourself out of that Winter funk with SUB’s Nifty Gifty Slap Bracelets! These fashion icons will be sure to win over the heart of any potential lover so get them while you can at 12:00 PM in front of O’Shaughnessy Hall! Deal or No Deal? Same-Side Dining Hall Couples -No Deal. If you can’t disentangle your hands long enough to enjoy a meal, or at least let other people eat their fro-yo in peace, please just stay in and order some Golden Dragon.

Quarter Dog Eating Contest Time: 12:00 AM Location: Elevator Lobby of LaFortune What creature costs 25 cents and only ventures out at midnight? ND Quarte Dogs! Think they’re cheap enough to eat your own weight in them (Well as many as we can afford feeding you after all those Krispy Kremes)? Prove it by eating them faster than your classmates with your favorite late-night LaFortune snack. Test the boundaries of your stomach not your wallet with these cheap treats or endangered species, if you will. Become Quarter Dog Eating Champion, and your next stop just might be Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest on ESPN (66 hot dogs in just 12 minutes = nothing for a Quarter Dog Champ!).

TRUE LIFE: I’m a Baller

Are you having trouble finding your sweet Notre Dame love? Does your inner “Baller” status only come out at Speed Dating? Do you dream of taking that long walk around the lakes after Quarter Dogs? Well then today is your day! Come out and find that something special, courtesy of SUB!

Bingo Time: 4:00 PM Location: South Quad Everyone’s five favorite letters are invading the land of the Irish. B-I-N-G-O! Come and see if you have what it takes to be the campus champion of everyone’s favorite game. Since we know you are a true connoisseur of all things, numbers and letters, please feel free to bring your own bedazzled cards! So bring your friends and telepathic skills to win prizes at the true game of champions!

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Croquet Time: 3:30 PM Location: South Quad After sitting in class all day, everyone could use some sunshine. And what better way to enjoy the weather than with a rousing game of croquet?! It’s extremely popular in England so take a cue from the Brits and talk in an accent while hitting colorful balls through hoops with a giant mallet. Keep it classy Notre Dame and get out there and practice your swings.

Howard’s Ace of Cake Walk Time: 5:30 PM Location: South Quad DO A LITTLE TURN ON THE CAKEWALK “I’m a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the cakewalk, yeah I do my little turn on the cakewalk yeah...” Come get your cakewalk on and snag some free fantabulous cake as your walking to and from class. The fabulous ladies of Howard have baked some delicious looking cakes that could put the Ace himself to shame. It’s a super scrumdiliumptious way to take advantage of Antostal’s free festivities. Not to mention, it’s easy as pie--I mean--wait no-CAKE!!!

Bookstore Basketball Finals Time: 7:00 PM Location: Bookstore Basketball Courts Come out and watch as the two best teams in each tournament fight it out for the title of ultimate champion of the basketball world. These are the best ballers that ND has to offer so show up and give them your love.

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Kickball Time: 3:00 pm Location: South Quad Tired of debating about whether to play soccer or baseball!?! Come outside and breathe in the fresh air while playing kickball. Kickball will provide you with enough exercise so you can justify that fro-yo you have just had, all the while forbidding you to get too sweaty so you won’t even need to shower before evening activities.

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TRUE LIFE: I Never Miss a Meal Swipe

Irish Gladiator Afternoon Time: 3:00 PM Location: South Quad Come try your hand at being Notre Dame’s ultimate Gladiator with some fabulous pastimes!

Freeze Tag with Freeze Pops Time: 4:30 pm Location: South Quad Are you missing the days when recess was your favorite subject? Do you have a craving that can only be quenched by a perfectly flavored tube of ice? Come relive your playground years with a game of freeze-tag. The warmth of spring fever combined with the threat of being tagged by a frozen pop will keep you running throughout the game. Be prepared to have some icy, flavored fun but be warned: This game is not for the faint of heart or those who easily succumb to brain freeze.

The Pick Up Artist If you see the Pick Up Artist, be sure to ask him your best bleeding-heart pick up line! Deal or No Deal? Britney’s Comeback -Deal. It’s official, the Circus is back in town. We don’t need to seek Amy- we don’t need to look any further than to know that Brit is back & we are “A Slave For [her]” music “One More Time.” 60 Minutes of Glee Giveaway! Umm.. Sun? Yes. Surf? No. While South Quad isn’t entirely the beach, it will feel like one with your new Beach Balls! Come down during the carnival to get that little taste of summer!

Top Five Ways to Stay Fit on Campus 5. Interhall sports are always in season. 4. Wii Fit, Wii Tennis, Wii Boxing. Any way you play it – wii love it. 3. Swim a couple laps in St. Joe’s Lake, but seriously, both Rolfs & the Rocke have awesome pools to hit up. 2. Avoiding the make your own waffle bar in the DH. Okay, maybe just swap out the whipped crème and oodles of syrup for some strawberries on top. 1. Rock out at the Rockne.

Late Night Grill - Fieldhouse Mall Time: 7:00 PM Location: Fieldhouse Mall Free burgers and brats, need I say more? Just reason # 97,298,568,461 why AnTostal is not a member of Notre Dame’s Tool Academy! Woot woot! Trick My Ride – Bedazzled Bikes Time: 8:00 PM Location: North Quad Have you been hiding your bedazzler waiting for the right time to show your creative side? Well here’s your chance! See if you have the ultimate flair in Notre Dame’s first ever Bike Decorating Contest. Decorate your bike and parade it around North Quad before the Twinkie Eating contest to get a snazzy prize! Get your friends to help so you can ride around campus in style! Twinkie Eating Contest Time: 8:30 PM Location: North Quad Quarter Dogs not your forte? Haven’t had enough food yet? Well fear not! Come to North Quad to stuff a few Hostess treats as fast as you can! Winner receives not only the glory of knowing that they are a fat kid at heart, but a glorious prize too! Movie on the [North] Quad – Heavyweights Time: When It Gets Dark Location: North Quad Rain Site: Stepan Center Why be the biggest loser and miss out on a chance to go back to your favorite childhood memories of FAT CAMP?!?! Come and do anything but exercise as we go back to those awkward days of adolescence and baby fat as we watch Ben Stiller shine in Heavyweights!! Bring your own blob and don’t forget to be on the body system! Always remember to Perkisize!

TRUE LIFE: I Never Miss a Meal Swipe

Do you anxiously wait around the Huddle for 11:59 PM to turn into Midnight for Quarter Dogs? Do you love grilling more than the actual Football games? Well then Tuesday is your day! There are no biggest losers on a day filled with competition and food! Unleash your inner love for the outdoors and see if SUB has what it takes to be the ultimate grill masters!

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Golfing with Marshmallows Time: 3:00 PM Location: North Quad Do you like golfing? Do you like wearing pastel colored polo shirts with plaid pants? Are you worried that your deadly slice might send a golf ball through the rear windshield of a car? Well this is the event for you! Grab your clubs and come down for our first ever AnTostal marshmallow golf tourney. All you need is a set of golf clubs and unresolved childhood issues with the Stay Pufft man.

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The ND Survivor Man Games Time: 3 :00 PM Location: North Quad See if the tribe has spoken or if you are the ultimate Notre Dame Survivor!

Irish Quarterback Time: 4:00 PM Location: North Quad See if you have what it takes to be the next Quarterback of the Fighting Irish… Or just your dorm team!

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Hula Hoop Time: 3:45 PM Location: North Quad Do your hips lie? Well come shake it like Shakira and become the best Irish Hula Girl on the Mainland!

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Amazing Race – Photo Scavenger Hunt Time: 12:00 PM –12:00 AM Location: All over Campus, the Starting Point being LaFortune Elevator Do you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Irish Survivor?! Well come to LaFortune to get your list of demands and reality specific tasks. You must complete by midnight! The tribe will decide on how many points you receive based on the amount of tasks you fulfill. The winner will be announced the next day at the Carnival and will be awarded with a prize for collecting the most points! Finish by the deadline or “You’re Fired.”

The Pick Up Artist If you see the Pick Up Artist, be sure to ask him your best bleeding-heart pick up line! Top 5 Ways to Survive Finals – Man Vs Wild 5. Study on the quad. Some sunshine and pickup games are bound to shake off some stress. 4. Late night vending machine raid. Nothing helps you survive like a good sugar rush. 3. Sporcle.com. If you’ve been there, you know. If you haven’t, you’ll thank us. 2. SUB Stress Relievers. Join us in La Fortune Ballroom for more of our famous Free Stuff including ROCKSTAR ENER GY DRINKS, FIVE GUYS, MASSAGES ALL NIGHT, and FOOD. That’s right. We treat you right. 7:00 PM until 10:00 PM on May 3rd 2009. Don’t miss out!!! 1.If all else fails, grab a cute study buddy & hit the stacks. Deal or No Deal? Rihanna and C. Brown -No Deal. This is one ex-effect we’re completely over. “Yo (Excuse Me Miss)” you better be getting right out of this “Disturbia.” No “Pon De Replay” on this relationship. 60 Minutes of Glee Giveaway! Wednesday: 3:00 PM North Quad: Whistles Make sure you don’t step out of bounds or the competition will blow you away with sweet free whistles! Come to North Quad so you can be ND’s best referee!

Lucky Charm Pitch Time: 4:30 PM Location: North Quad Feelin’ lucky? Head on over to North Quad to see how accurately you can toss a lucky horseshoe! Knott Wiffleball Tournament Time: 5:00 PM PM Location: North Quad What better way to usher in the spring season in South Bend (AKA. temperatures higher than 40°) than with a little of America’s favorite pastime? We know you will “Knott” be able to resist this one. It involves a bat, a ball and a trip down memory lane to those heated second-grade recess games… Wiffleball! Beauty & the Greek: Greek Food by Cultural Arts Time: 5:00 PM PM Location: Dooley Room Although ND is typically known for its geek scene, not its Greek scene, Cultural Arts is bringing a little Greek life to campus. But don’t break out your toga and start going Animal House on us: we’re talking food, and lots of it. Get your free tasty Greek cuisine in the Dooley Room, complete with some good ol’ Greek family feeling, courtesy of the SUB Family (Hmm, sounds like a great spin-off for Beauty and the Geek... My Big Fat Geek Wedding, anyone? Might make you think twice before walking around the lakes with just anybody.).

TRUE LIFE: I Survived the Dome

The tribe has spoken, and today is the day to be a real man vs. the wild… Or just North Quad! Demonstrate how Chuck Norris would be nothing without your skills and how Bear Grylls couldn’t handle the great outdoors without your tricks! Come out and be the fiercest competitor! Otherwise, you’ll just be a cast away!

Pop Culture Trivia Time: 9:00 PM Location: Montgomery Auditorium Think you have what it takes to be in the Pop Culture World Series? Well come test your knowledge of everything from “How you doin?” to the names of all the Brady Kids! Costumes and extensive knowledge of IMDB will be looked highly upon! So come test out your knowledge of all of the names of the Flavor of Love Girls and win a prize if you know the most!

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Marketing Club Golf Scramble Time: 4:00 PM –7:00 PM Location: Burke Memorial Golf Course (Behind the Rock) The Marketing Club is having an end of the year Golf Scramble and Picnic on April 23 from 4:00 PM – 7:00 PM. Anyone (students, professors, friends) can golf and play to win prizes galore! Sign up today and see if you have what it takes to be the next Tiger!

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TRUE LIFE: I’m an Aspiring Circus Act

The AnTostal Spring Carnival Time: 3:00 PM – 7:00 PM Location: South Quad Rain site: Stepan Center It’s that time again. Reminders of summer and those festivals, the awesome inflatables, the killer games, and the snow cones are all here to show the simple pleasures in life. So many activities, there’s something for everyone. Get excited for one of AnTostal’s main events!! It’s so hot right now!

The Pick Up Artist If you see the Pick Up Artist, be sure to ask him your best bleeding-heart pick up line! Top 5 Reasons to Love AnTostal 5. Free Food. 4. Free Fun. 3. Free Movie. 2. Free Swag. 1. Free Concert. (What can we say, we do “Free” well) Deal or No Deal? Observer Viewpoint -No Deal. Find another place to duel it out like… Medieval Times! 60 Minutes of Glee Giveaway! Glare from your old Twinkie wrappers blinding you? Well come on down to Fieldhouse Mall from 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM to get your own SUB Sunglasses!! They might not be as special as Ray Bans but you can definitely wear these at night!

Badin Breakdown – Be the Next American Idol Time: 5:00 PM Location: South Quad Think you have what it takes to be the next American Idol? Well while you’re stuck in South Bend, why don’t you try for the next best thing and participate in the Badin Breakdown on South Quad!?!? Sign up to unleash your inner-rockstar, or perform your favorite boy band classic with a group of your friends! Our three student judges base the scores on performance, entertainment, costumes, etc. so be prepared to go all-out! Finalists are chosen by the judges, and the winners receive crazy prizes! Participate or come cheer your friends on! Pizza and pop will be provided! Gran Torino Movie Time: 10:00 PM Location: 101 DeBartolo Hall What’s better than Clint Eastwood in a Western? Clint Eastwood at Notre Dame! Come watch the Movie of the week Gran Torino as it premieres at Notre Dame for the first time! If you’re not there then you better “get off my lawn!” The Best of AcoustiCafe Time: 10 PM Location: Legends Want to hear Bret Michaels write a ballad for you? Well it won’t happen here but you will get to enjoy the musical stylings of some of ND’s best student performers!

TRUE LIFE: I’m an Aspiring Circus Act

Nobody’s got more talent than Domers so come out and celebrate the biggest and baddest day of the whole week! Break it down with a day of crazy fun and with some surreal people! Finish the evening off by showing Simon, Paula and Randy your inner idol and that you have what it takes to be the ultimate Domer!

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Stanford - Benefit Bash Location: North Quad Time: 4:00 PM The Annual Stanford Hall Benefit Bash is sure to amazing once again. Plenty of food, music and whiffle ball to go around. Start practicing for the Whiffle Ball Tournament and Iron Grill Competition.

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TRUE LIFE: I Want to be a Superstar

So You Think You Can Dance – Dance Lessons Time: 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM Location: Sorin Room in LaFortune You think you can dance (and we don’t mean rockin’ out at SYR’s!)? Whether you like to Dance With the Stars or think you can keep up with America’s Best Dance Crew, we have a real adventure this year with real experts: Zumba, Hula, and Step. Get out your dancing shoes and waltz on over to LaFortune for 30 minutes of Friday afternoon dance fever. Heels optional, sequins not included. Zumba: 2:00 PM – 2:30 PM Hula: 2:45 PM – 3:15 PM Step: 3:30 PM –4:00 PM

Breen Phillips Ice Cream Sundae Bar Time: 1:30 PM Location: North Quad Craving something sweet? Come to the Breen Phillips Ice Cream Sundae Station on North Quad to see if you have what it takes to be the next ice cream design star!

The Pick Up Artist If you see the Pick Up Artist, be sure to ask him your best bleeding-heart pick up line! Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Freshman Roommate 5. Snore like a hibernating grizzly bear 4. Stock the mini fridge with milk. Remember it 3 months later when the smell is keeping you both up at night. 3. Bad SYR date. Enough said. 2. Setting “this is the song that never ends” as the alarm that you wake up to. At 6 AM. On Saturday. 1.Sneak in every day, during spring and turn the heat up to exactly 86 degrees Deal or No Deal? Twilight -Deal. Any blood-sucking monster that can win the heart of every preteen girl in America and rake-in over $356 million in profits deserves our respect. Did we mention that we heart Edward Cullen? 60 Minutes of Glee Giveaway! Although your mom said he went away with the drain water, we know that your favorite bath toy got tossed out. No worries! Come to the Fieldhouse Mall at 1:30 PM to retrieve your favorite childhood Rubber Duckie from ending up in St. Joe’s River!

Slightly Stoopid Concert Time: 10:00 PM Location: Legends Feeling Silly? Maybe even stupid? Well then you will fit right in at Legends when SLIGHTLY STOOPID brings their musical stylings to campus! So come out and get ready to get loose with one of the hippest bands around!! Get ready to get real!

TRUE LIFE: I Want to be a Superstar

Is Cloris Leachman a better dancer than you? If this is a sad but true statement, unleash your inner superstar and show that you have what it takes to show people the money! Make sure you have what it takes. Otherwise, you’ll never have what it takes to be part of Notre Dame’s best Dance team!

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Battle of the Bands Time: 8:00 PM Location: Legends IRISH! WHAT ARE YOUR PROFESSIONS? HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH! Madness? This…is…Notre Dame Battle of the Bands! Don’t miss the biggest standoff since Sparta. Come see local bands battle to the death Saturday at Legends. Will Grunge, Emo, or Indie be the victors of this epic event? Only those who brave the battle zone will find out the ultimate warriors. So bring your shield and your troops to the field and don’t be late; you don’t want to miss any of the action!

Thanks A special thank you must go out to the Student Union Board, whose dedication to campus programming has made this a historic week, another reason to love Notre Dame. We must thank our favorite, all star leaders- Pat Gartland, Dennise Bayonna and Megan Baker for sharing their continued love of AnTostal with us! A tremendous thanks goes out to our fearless advisor, Amy Geist, whose continued support and encouragement made this phenomenal week possible. A special thank you must also go out to the Student Activities Office, especially Amy Belke, Ryan Willerton and Peggy Hnatusko for helping this program be the best it could be! A monstrous thank you must got out to Publicity all stars Laura Srebro and Nicole Sugiyama who got our ideas off the ground and onto paper and also to our loveable controller Evan Liu who always kept us in check! (Literally and figuratively!) Thanks to Sam McDonald for operating SUB like a Champion! A big thanks to new board manager Kat Burke who hit the ground running with this committee and never stopped! A big thanks to our friends for understanding why we had to give buddy time for AnTostal time! And last but certainly not least, a HUGE thanks goes out to all the volunteers who are helping this week be possible, especially the AnTostal Committee and the SUB volunteers! You guys are unreal and without you this week truly would not be possible! Go AnTostal, Go SUB, Go Irish!

Participation All Stars In addition to all the Student Union Board events planned during AnTostal Week, the following went above and beyond to create special events. Breen Phillips Hall Knott Hall Lyons Hall Marketing Club Keenan Hall Bookstore Basketball Committee Howard Hall Badin Hall Stanford Hall Fisher Hall

AnTostal Committee Kat Burke Mackenzie Keller Lauren Keating Kevin De LaMontaigne Jennifer Gassner Ashmi Pathela Liz Keedy Patrick Berry Luke Ricci Meg Larson Julia Sutton Kehau Meyer Caroline Walsh Sara Yusko Amanda Trickey James Hesburgh Publicity Laura Srebro Nicole Sugiyama Designers Mary Jo Espinoza Laura Zuzolo

A Special Thanks

Fisher Regatta Time: 1:00PM Location: The Lake! Anchors Away! Come watch your fellow students as they battle it out on the lakes. Dorm pride is on the line, so come out and support your hall as representatives duke it out for the glory of winning the famed Fisher Regatta. Will your dorm's ship sink or swim? To find out, make your way over to the lakes for the entertainment of watching these homemade watercrafts be put to the mercy of the lakes!

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